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[imaginary friend]

a thread for out-and-out heinousness of any sort...like this, for example:    http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=663481 

basically, anything that makes you say "there is no god."  

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[Agonistes]

http://spidermanonbroadway.marvel.com/

[imaginary friend]

KI$$ cremation urn:



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[Cheddars Cousin]

That is simply evidence that Gene Simmons is God.

[Mockery]

http://spidermanonbroadway.marvel.com/

They made a Swiss army knife into a mutant.  How does that work?

The original story was about Archane, the Greek goddess of spiders and junk, wanting to have sex with Peter Parker.

[Agonistes]

http://spidermanonbroadway.marvel.com/

They made a Swiss army knife into a mutant.  How does that work?

The original story was about Archane, the Greek goddess of spiders and junk, wanting to have sex with Peter Parker.

yeah, don't look for canon in a broadway musical.

[Mockery]

http://spidermanonbroadway.marvel.com/

They made a Swiss army knife into a mutant.  How does that work?

The original story was about Archane, the Greek goddess of spiders and junk, wanting to have sex with Peter Parker.

yeah, don't look for canon in a broadway musical.

But it's Spiderman! The story is simple to begin with! How do you fuck it up?

[Tiervexx]

Kurt Godel proved something could be unprovable even though it is true.  You have to be deep into mathematics to understand why this made so many feel like they wanted to kill themselves when this was discovered.

[imaginary friend]

he also proved that time could not exist, if I remember right.

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[Mockery]

Ya'll still haven't answered my question.

How do you fuck up Spiderman? Honestly, the plot is so damn simple! Kid is bitten by spider, gets powers, loose his uncle and becomes a crime fighter. It needed nothing else!

[Tiervexx]

he also proved that time could not exist, if I remember right.

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I don't think time exists (in the sense that it is something separate we could manipulate) but that proof is less solid because it would depend on empirical assumptions.

[buttercup.]

[absynth aura]

[Tiervexx]

that is... quite horrible.

[Agonistes]

THE FUCK.  WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY CHUCK TAYLORS.

Ya'll still haven't answered my question.

How do you fuck up Spiderman? Honestly, the plot is so damn simple! Kid is bitten by spider, gets powers, loose his uncle and becomes a crime fighter. It needed nothing else!

o, i dono, somewhere between opening late, like by a year, julie taymore, rumors of alan cummings that never saw the light of day, and a beshitted, fucking horrible, godawful soundtrack by--of all people-- bono and 'the edge,' they obviously found a way.


about the only thing of any worth in that preceding sentence was 'alan cummings.'  although, they did keep julie taymore's set after they fired her and paid her out.  which is of course gorgeous.  but still.





also, time is an irl virus.

[The Angel Raliel]

he also proved that time could not exist, if I remember right.

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I don't think time exists (in the sense that it is something separate we could manipulate) but that proof is less solid because it would depend on empirical assumptions.

i8ts all really simple....every moment in time and space exist at exactly the same point

[imaginary friend]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/08/13/mike-myers-officially-signs-deal-for-austin-powers-4/



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[Mockery]

THE FUCK.  WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY CHUCK TAYLORS.

Ya'll still haven't answered my question.

How do you fuck up Spiderman? Honestly, the plot is so damn simple! Kid is bitten by spider, gets powers, loose his uncle and becomes a crime fighter. It needed nothing else!

o, i dono, somewhere between opening late, like by a year, julie taymore, rumors of alan cummings that never saw the light of day, and a beshitted, fucking horrible, godawful soundtrack by--of all people-- bono and 'the edge,' they obviously found a way.


about the only thing of any worth in that preceding sentence was 'alan cummings.'  although, they did keep julie taymore's set after they fired her and paid her out.  which is of course gorgeous.  but still.





also, time is an irl virus.

I just....Spiderman...simple...story.....Green Goblin turned camp....*brain explodes*

[Agonistes]

spiderman's always been a camp story.  case in point, kraven the hunter.  anyway, broadway?  sigh.

[Mockery]

spiderman's always been a camp story.  case in point, kraven the hunter.  anyway, broadway?  sigh.

Yes, comics can be camp but like I've said three million times before is that Spiderman is such a simple story!

[CeeGBee]

spiderman's always been a camp story.  case in point, kraven the hunter.  anyway, broadway?  sigh.

Yes, comics can be camp but like I've said three million times before is that Spiderman is such a simple story!

I would offer that Spiderman  started simple, but got complicated as Peter Parker grew from a teenager to an adult,
and his whole life got more complicated.  It's that sort of growth-potential that makes comics such a  great medium,
and is so often overlooked by people who dismiss comics as just kids-stuff....

[Agonistes]

spiderman's always been a camp story.  case in point, kraven the hunter.  anyway, broadway?  sigh.

Yes, comics can be camp but like I've said three million times before is that Spiderman is such a simple story!

I would offer that Spiderman  started simple, but got complicated as Peter Parker grew from a teenager to an adult,
and his whole life got more complicated.  It's that sort of growth-potential that makes comics such a  great medium,
and is so often overlooked by people who dismiss comics as just kids-stuff....

im sure another factor is that so many incarnations and different storytellers work on comics over the fifty-seventy years or so since the original incarnation of any superhero is messed with and changed and tweaked.

[Mockery]

spiderman's always been a camp story.  case in point, kraven the hunter.  anyway, broadway?  sigh.

Yes, comics can be camp but like I've said three million times before is that Spiderman is such a simple story!

I would offer that Spiderman  started simple, but got complicated as Peter Parker grew from a teenager to an adult,
and his whole life got more complicated.  It's that sort of growth-potential that makes comics such a  great medium,
and is so often overlooked by people who dismiss comics as just kids-stuff....

But where in the comic does Arachne come in looking for shoes?

[SpookyTwigg]

Jedward have released a second album.

[Savannah]

Jedward have released a second album.

no fucking way 

[SpookyTwigg]

I know... it's just wrong... Shockingly it's all original content (well written by some random guys), but even with all the production in the world (and there is a veritable fuck-ton of production on this) it can't make up for their total awfulness.

[Savannah]

I thought they'd leave the planet when they lost the Eurovision Music Competition along with the Blue.
They look as if they just ran away from a circus. They sound even worse. I think it's one of the worst things happened to be in Ireland.

[Mockery]

Jedward have released a second album.

Is that bad?

[Savannah]

Jedward have released a second album.

Is that bad?

Do you think it isn't? Because if you think it isn't, i'll respect your level of tolerance.

[Mockery]

Jedward have released a second album.

Is that bad?

Do you think it isn't? Because if you think it isn't, i'll respect your level of tolerance.

I'm asking because I have no idea who this dude is.

[Savannah]

Jedward have released a second album.

Is that bad?

Do you think it isn't? Because if you think it isn't, i'll respect your level of tolerance.

I'm asking because I have no idea who this dude is.

Well i have just seen them once when they performed on Eurovision. It was more than enough, i don't think i'll ever miss them. Imagine twin Justin Biebers. And imagine them wearing jerkiest costumes and hats, and singing with their adolescent voices.

[SpookyTwigg]

and that's them after production values had gone up... before that they were doing covers of songs and killing them to death.

[Mockery]

Jedward have released a second album.

Is that bad?

Do you think it isn't? Because if you think it isn't, i'll respect your level of tolerance.

I'm asking because I have no idea who this dude is.

Well i have just seen them once when they performed on Eurovision. It was more than enough, i don't think i'll ever miss them. Imagine twin Justin Biebers. And imagine them wearing jerkiest costumes and hats, and singing with their adolescent voices.

Ugh. Now i hate him.

[Captain Oblivious]

Jedward have released a second album.

Is that bad?

Do you think it isn't? Because if you think it isn't, i'll respect your level of tolerance.

I'm asking because I have no idea who this dude is.

Well i have just seen them once when they performed on Eurovision. It was more than enough, i don't think i'll ever miss them. Imagine twin Justin Biebers. And imagine them wearing jerkiest costumes and hats, and singing with their adolescent voices.

Ugh. Now i hate him.

They are twins. Two of them. One is called Edward and one is called John (I think?) so obviously Jedward was the only conceivable name for their "band". Someone asked me once if I knew them cos I was Irish. But really, everytime I see them on TV, I weep for Ireland, because that's what people think we are now. Before it was drunks and now it's completely idiotic fucktards.

Video for their latest single:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/2iYBWmmcYAM&amp;ob=av2n" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/2iYBWmmcYAM&amp;ob=av2n</a>

[lostxero]

Julie Taymor, lol; don't get me wrong, I love some of her work.... But, she has no right to ever step foot in the same room as Spiderman!

In no order, things that make me not want to live on this planet any more: People who use the argument "because the bible says so", bureaucracies, people who love to argue but always do so with the reliance of fallacies, 1/3 = .333333r but 3(.33333333r)=/=1, the exploitative nature of modern medicine, the smell of fennel/anise/licorice, video game forums (see fallacies above), social "norms", oh and the fact that all of the food I like isn't good for me. :'(

[Agonistes]

Julie Taymor, lol; don't get me wrong, I love some of her work.... But, she has no right to ever step foot in the same room as Spiderman!

this is the smartest thing i have ever heard anyone say about anything.

that said; her set is unbelievable, but i couldn't see her directing this play in the least..

[Savannah]

Jedward have released a second album.

Is that bad?

Do you think it isn't? Because if you think it isn't, i'll respect your level of tolerance.

I'm asking because I have no idea who this dude is.

Well i have just seen them once when they performed on Eurovision. It was more than enough, i don't think i'll ever miss them. Imagine twin Justin Biebers. And imagine them wearing jerkiest costumes and hats, and singing with their adolescent voices.

Ugh. Now i hate him.

They are twins. Two of them. One is called Edward and one is called John (I think?) so obviously Jedward was the only conceivable name for their "band". Someone asked me once if I knew them cos I was Irish. But really, everytime I see them on TV, I weep for Ireland, because that's what people think we are now. Before it was drunks and now it's completely idiotic fucktards.

Hey, no need to weep. To me, Irish music has always been U2, The Cranberries, Damien Rice, Moloko and Sinead O'Connor  Jeddard might be your worst export, but not what people think you are.

[Pope Totalfrog]

[lostxero]

Curd is such an unsexy word, didn't the people advertising for Spam get the message about sex in advertising?

[The Angel Raliel]

what is spam curds? spam is is reshaped chopped pork and ham.....that it is allowed to develop a cheese like quality is too much to bear

[Pope Totalfrog]

what is spam curds? spam is is reshaped chopped pork and ham.....that it is allowed to develop a cheese like quality is too much to bear

No idea but apparently they can be deep fried.  

They don't look all that appetising...

[lostxero]

what is spam curds? spam is is reshaped chopped pork and ham.....that it is allowed to develop a cheese like quality is too much to bear

No idea but apparently they can be deep fried.  

They don't look all that appetising...

They don't look any less appetizing than most other fried foods *shrugs*

I somehow feel dirty having grown up in Hawaii and never heard of Spam curds, I feel like I have failed Hawaii. I mean, I've had Spam in what I thought was every way possible: pizza, sushi, fried, in pie, finely minced in salad, stir fried, with ice cream, with waffles, in soup, on a bun, on a plane, in the rain.... the list goes on and on (yes, all of those are true).... but Spam curds? I can only assume they mean Spam fried with cheese curds....

[The Angel Raliel]

someone obviously like the look of them A LOT ......

[Pope Totalfrog]

someone obviously like the look of them A LOT ......

I was waiting for someone to pick up on that. Here is your gold star

[lostxero]

someone obviously like the look of them A LOT ......

I was waiting for someone to pick up on that. Here is your gold star

OHHHHHHH! I thought that was just bird feces 

[Mockery]

Julie Taymor, lol; don't get me wrong, I love some of her work.... But, she has no right to ever step foot in the same room as Spiderman!

this is the smartest thing i have ever heard anyone say about anything.

that said; her set is unbelievable, but i couldn't see her directing this play in the least..

Quoting the Nostalgia Chick," Julie Taymor can do a lot but not Spiderman."

[absynth aura]

[Agonistes]

what in hell is going on in this picture?

'next on fox news; ventriloquist tweens take over suburbs with beiber road signs; but are the cops too apathetic?  story at ten.'

[absynth aura]

She won a competition to become Mayor for a day somewhere in Texas, and one of the first things she did was name a street after the Beebz.

[Pope Totalfrog]

[The Angel Raliel]

I think I might avoid them all, but particularly number 4

[lostxero]

8 might not be so bad... But, it doesn't say where the slice came from.

But yeah, I've eaten street vendor food in China and Korea, so who knows what I've eaten

[absynth aura]

number 1 sounds delish!

[Mockery]

Stupid kids. All I have to say.

[lentower]

[imaginary friend]

Paris Hilton making 2nd album:    http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=667237&gt1=28102&silentchk=1&wa=wsignin1.0

 

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[Savannah]

^It's the worst news of the whole fucking month!

[SpookyTwigg]

Paris Hilton making 2nd album:    http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=667237&gt1=28102&silentchk=1&wa=wsignin1.0

 

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wow... I didn't even know she'd done a FIRST album. I am obviously incredibly blessed.

[absynth aura]

Paris Hilton making 2nd album:    http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=667237&gt1=28102&silentchk=1&wa=wsignin1.0

 

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wow... I didn't even know she'd done a FIRST album. I am obviously incredibly blessed.

I just remember her rolling round on a beach...or was that her poor sex tape?

[Mockery]

Paris Hilton making 2nd album:    http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=667237&gt1=28102&silentchk=1&wa=wsignin1.0

 

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WHY DOES SHE STILL EXISTS!?!??!

[JeAxra]

D: THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!

[imaginary friend]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/54XC693XLcw&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/54XC693XLcw&amp;feature=player_embedded</a>


our extinction can't come fast enough.

[imaginary friend]

[CeeGBee]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/54XC693XLcw&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/54XC693XLcw&amp;feature=player_embedded</a>


our extinction can't come fast enough.

One of my brothers was unsteady enough as a child that the pediatrician
reccommended that he wear a football helmet...

[MadameKae]

With you on extinction Imaginary. There is no hope... Except us.

[imaginary friend]

[Indja]

HOW did I not know that this thread existed?? Why was I not informed? Keep it together, people, for Christ's sake.

I don't have anything to add relating to the topic though. My brain is full of nothing but Misha Collins, who I'm pretty sure is attractive enough to single-handedly prove divine intervention in human evolution. My God but that man is pretty.

[absynth aura]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/5VMOG6BFIRU" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/5VMOG6BFIRU</a>

[Savannah]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/5VMOG6BFIRU" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/5VMOG6BFIRU</a>

I was not like the biggest fan of Glee, but the last season sucks so bad. And this cover of Gangnam Style crowns it all.

[sangrebloom]

HOW did I not know that this thread existed?? Why was I not informed? Keep it together, people, for Christ's sake.

I don't have anything to add relating to the topic though. My brain is full of nothing but Misha Collins, who I'm pretty sure is attractive enough to single-handedly prove divine intervention in human evolution. My God but that man is pretty.

I'm quoting this for reasons.  and I agree with all herein.

[Indja]

HOW did I not know that this thread existed?? Why was I not informed? Keep it together, people, for Christ's sake.

I don't have anything to add relating to the topic though. My brain is full of nothing but Misha Collins, who I'm pretty sure is attractive enough to single-handedly prove divine intervention in human evolution. My God but that man is pretty.

I'm quoting this for reasons.  and I agree with all herein.

I'd forgotten I'd posted it. Oh, Mish-Mish..... *sigh*

[imaginary friend]

http://jezebel.com/5957965/today-in-things-i-couldnt-even-make-up-britney-spears-is-writing-a-novel

 

[Porkchop]

I felt this way last week. last week to the very minute, actually. I had a two hour class in the morning, in which we were given no break. we had to talk about the illegality of operating without informed consent and spent the last hour discussing forced abortions and general negligence. I let myself have a sneaky cigarette after class and had an hour before my next one.

everything was dandy up to now.

I decided to have some lunch. I went to the store and ordered a pastry and a regular tea. I went to put the sugar and milk in my tea, before braving the bitter cold of outside. this girl walked past me with such a sad look on her face. she was terribly unfortunate looking, and looked like she let her 11 year old sister apply her makeup that day. she looked me right in the eye and I just couldn't help feeling sorry for her, and then feeling crippling guilt for pitying someone for not conforming to the standard of 'beauty'.

just as I look away, she knocked my pastry out of my hand and into the bin. she then scuttled away without so much as a token apology.

so there I am, freezing, broke, and denied my lunch. I rushed out of there without putting enough sugar in my tea. I take a sip, grimace, think about abortion and human rights and medical negligence.

then my tummy rumbles, and I think to myself 'I could really do with that pastry about now. there really is no god'

[imaginary friend]

[Marionette26]

..Wtf. I don't even know how that could be an appropriate party game, much less an enjoyable one.

[sangrebloom]

WTF...what kind of party would one have to attend to think this is a perfect game...and there looks to me that there are points involved!

[Astica]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8128833/Wellington-marine-centre-poisoned

[CeeGBee]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8128833/Wellington-marine-centre-poisoned

Ya know how, in a certain sort of adventure novel, the condemned individual
is anchored to stakes in the tidal plain of water populated by crabs?   

[Astica]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8128833/Wellington-marine-centre-poisoned

Ya know how, in a certain sort of adventure novel, the condemned individual
is anchored to stakes in the tidal plain of water populated by crabs?   

Sounds appropriate.

@Topic: there have been so many reports like this lately. Like, literally one or two daily for the past couple of weeks, it seems. We're not a big country, either. What the hell, humanity.
http://auckland.scoop.co.nz/2012/12/71-year-old-kawerau-woman-attacked-in-her-home/