THE FUCK. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY CHUCK TAYLORS.
Ya'll still haven't answered my question.
How do you fuck up Spiderman? Honestly, the plot is so damn simple! Kid is bitten by spider, gets powers, loose his uncle and becomes a crime fighter. It needed nothing else!
o, i dono, somewhere between opening late, like by a year, julie taymore, rumors of alan cummings that never saw the light of day, and a beshitted, fucking horrible, godawful soundtrack by--of all people-- bono and 'the edge,' they obviously
found a way.
about the only thing of any worth in that preceding sentence was 'alan cummings.' although, they did keep julie taymore's set after they fired her and paid her out. which is of course gorgeous. but still.
also, time is an irl virus.