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News of the Weird
« on: August 30, 2011, 12:29:28 AM »

How can we call ourselves a real forum if we don't have a topic for wacky/gross/odd news?

Post them here and we can all enjoy the wackiness/grossness/oddness together.  angel


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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 06:29:51 PM »

wow.  my thoughts are with the dog; poor pup doesn't know why he is in quarantine.



also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  last thing i'd want on my death certificate.
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 06:53:25 PM »

Well, nonpathological idiocy is an unexcusable misdemeanor.
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 06:57:08 PM »

the funniest thing is that she has four kids.  imagine having to explain to them how their mom died.
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 07:03:33 PM »

Yeah poor kids, it's pathetic. And i guess it will also be traumatic when they learn.
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Re: News of the Weird
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 03:58:34 PM »

This has been happening for years now. Random feet, still wearing a sneaker, wash up on a Canadian beach.

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/americas/09/01/canada.severed.foot/index.html
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 05:03:21 PM »

‎"A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil."

Taken from facebook so sadly I don't have an article. So, source needed people.

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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 10:52:38 PM »

This has been happening for years now. Random feet, still wearing a sneaker, wash up on a Canadian beach.

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/americas/09/01/canada.severed.foot/index.html
This has been explained, at least to an extent....

Say a person is fishing, boating, hiking, whatever....  and falls in the water and drowns....

The body floats, then sinks, then generally bloats, refloats, then sinks again.
Slowly it begins to decompose, and when it has sufficiently disintegrated, any buoyant accessories
(like, say, athletic shoes or sandals with foam-nased soles) float away, and they're carried (foot and
all) by the ocean current until they wash up somewhere.
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2011, 09:04:28 AM »

the funniest thing is that she has four kids.  imagine having to explain to them how their mom died.

Well, the bitch was in heat.
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2011, 10:36:53 AM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4767888.stm

And old one, yet it's weird.

Kids are kids...
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« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2011, 02:20:11 AM »

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Re: News of the Weird
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2011, 06:14:37 AM »

This guy is suing White Castle because he is too fat to fit in one of their booths. I have no words.

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/oversize-man-sues-white-castle-over-seats-20110911-NCX
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« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2011, 02:20:19 PM »

^ that guy either has the world's longest legs or he's completely full of shit. I'm an inch shorter than the height he was listed at in another article (6 feet), and I used to weigh a few pounds more than he claims he does. I never had a problem fitting into the booths there the 2 times I actually ate there instead of getting carryout.


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« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2011, 01:48:03 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2011, 05:42:08 PM »

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« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2011, 06:58:57 AM »

^ :o Are they sure he's 39 years old?
What kind of an adult kills his mother, and just for an Avril Lavigne ticket??
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« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2011, 07:44:40 AM »

^ :o Are they sure he's 39 years old?
What kind of an adult kills his mother, and just for an Avril Lavigne ticket??

the piece did say he had bi-polar, which is a mental illness,
but didn't say which kind or how severe

the piece made me wonder if he was still living at home,
which could indicate the disease is non-trivial

the piece indicated it might be self defense

not enough detail, to really know what's going on --
beyond the media wanting more eyeballs
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« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2011, 08:31:32 AM »

^ :o Are they sure he's 39 years old?
What kind of an adult kills his mother, and just for an Avril Lavigne ticket??

the piece did say he had bi-polar, which is a mental illness,
but didn't say which kind or how severe

the piece made me wonder if he was still living at home,
which could indicate the disease is non-trivial

the piece indicated it might be self defense

not enough detail, to really know what's going on --
beyond the media wanting more eyeballs

I haven't read the details carefully. It may be a self defense, a silly ticket can not be the only reason.
I, myself got diagnosed with bi-polar disorder, but i've always thought my psychologist was wrong.
It has very specific characteristics and when the patient isn't supported with drugs w/or therapy it may become a psychotic manic-depression. If so, yeah this guy shouldn't have been living with his parents, instead he should have been getting professional help.


Btw the way the written media narrates such cases makes me sick.
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« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2011, 05:02:37 PM »

Professor doesn't show for class - because he died 5 months ago!    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44595481/ns/us_news-life/?gt1=43001#.Tnj--ezaybw

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« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2011, 11:00:04 AM »

FisherPrice My First Thunderdome:    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44623486/ns/world_news-europe/#.TntK3-zaybw

oh, those crazy English...  ;D

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« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2011, 01:57:48 PM »

FisherPrice My First Thunderdome:    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44623486/ns/world_news-europe/#.TntK3-zaybw

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« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2011, 10:30:20 AM »

a friend of mine sent me that article.  all hail the janus kitteh.
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« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2011, 01:41:08 PM »

http://www.adnkronos.com/IGN/Aki/English/Religion/Italy-Man-gouges-out-his-eyes-in-Tuscan-church_312509220837.html

this is really DISTURBING so, you sensitive types, don't open it. happened in italy yesterday...ugh..
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« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2011, 01:43:44 PM »

http://www.adnkronos.com/IGN/Aki/English/Religion/Italy-Man-gouges-out-his-eyes-in-Tuscan-church_312509220837.html

this is really DISTURBING so, you sensitive types, don't open it. happened in italy yesterday...ugh..


wow.  i wonder if he did it quietly, or if he gave a yell.  i doubt i could pull out my own eyes, no matter how convinced i was that it was the right thing to do, without a primal scream or two to help me succeed.
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« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2011, 08:06:15 PM »

http://www.adnkronos.com/IGN/Aki/English/Religion/Italy-Man-gouges-out-his-eyes-in-Tuscan-church_312509220837.html

this is really DISTURBING so, you sensitive types, don't open it. happened in italy yesterday...ugh..


wow.  i wonder if he did it quietly, or if he gave a yell.  i doubt i could pull out my own eyes, no matter how convinced i was that it was the right thing to do, without a primal scream or two to help me succeed.

                      :o
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« Reply #36 on: October 04, 2011, 01:53:38 AM »

http://www.adnkronos.com/IGN/Aki/English/Religion/Italy-Man-gouges-out-his-eyes-in-Tuscan-church_312509220837.html

this is really DISTURBING so, you sensitive types, don't open it. happened in italy yesterday...ugh..


wow.  i wonder if he did it quietly, or if he gave a yell.  i doubt i could pull out my own eyes, no matter how convinced i was that it was the right thing to do, without a primal scream or two to help me succeed.

                      :o

To me it's one of the scariest things to do since the time i read Betty Blue. Really ugh :-\
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« Reply #37 on: October 04, 2011, 04:05:14 AM »

http://www.adnkronos.com/IGN/Aki/English/Religion/Italy-Man-gouges-out-his-eyes-in-Tuscan-church_312509220837.html

this is really DISTURBING so, you sensitive types, don't open it. happened in italy yesterday...ugh..


wow.  i wonder if he did it quietly, or if he gave a yell.  i doubt i could pull out my own eyes, no matter how convinced i was that it was the right thing to do, without a primal scream or two to help me succeed.
i do think he yelled... or well, he sure wasn't quiet about it, he went into a fit before doing it. some people in the church fainted... no wonder!
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« Reply #38 on: October 04, 2011, 08:46:33 AM »

http://www.adnkronos.com/IGN/Aki/English/Religion/Italy-Man-gouges-out-his-eyes-in-Tuscan-church_312509220837.html

this is really DISTURBING so, you sensitive types, don't open it. happened in italy yesterday...ugh..


wow.  i wonder if he did it quietly, or if he gave a yell.  i doubt i could pull out my own eyes, no matter how convinced i was that it was the right thing to do, without a primal scream or two to help me succeed.

Since my year 4 teacher committed suicide after 'voices' in her head had told her to do it, I no longer believe I wouldn't be able to do something like that if I was ill enough.
i mean, how does it ''work''? the voices thing i mean... what kind of mental illness is it?
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« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2011, 09:06:50 AM »

http://www.adnkronos.com/IGN/Aki/English/Religion/Italy-Man-gouges-out-his-eyes-in-Tuscan-church_312509220837.html

this is really DISTURBING so, you sensitive types, don't open it. happened in italy yesterday...ugh..


wow.  i wonder if he did it quietly, or if he gave a yell.  i doubt i could pull out my own eyes, no matter how convinced i was that it was the right thing to do, without a primal scream or two to help me succeed.

Since my year 4 teacher committed suicide after 'voices' in her head had told her to do it, I no longer believe I wouldn't be able to do something like that if I was ill enough.
i mean, how does it ''work''? the voices thing i mean... what kind of mental illness is it?

Most people who suffer from psychotic disorders such as schizophrenia, paranoia, multiple personality disorder, mania, etc. also suffers from hearing nonexistent voices, seeing hallucinations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditory_hallucination

Sounds scary, but yeah, what Marmoset said. It must be possible in a very high level of a mental sickness.
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« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2011, 04:46:35 PM »

Okay. Now that is freaky.
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« Reply #44 on: October 10, 2011, 02:22:11 PM »

didn't know where else to put this, and censorship is weird to me:


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« Reply #45 on: October 10, 2011, 06:12:30 PM »

There's no website that published this news in English. I guess it hasn't taken the attention of the media abroad, yet i'll try to translate it as much as can, because it's cryably funny;

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Spy Pelican Alert in Konya!

A group of businessmen have found a wounded pelican on their path while they were hiking in the forest. Seeing a recorder&transmitter attached to its foot with an identification tag written in Hebrew, they thought it might be a spy sent by Israeli goverment and they delivered the pelican to the policemen.


A group of businessmen who live in Eregli / Konya and are interested in mountaineering, have found a wounded pelican in the 2500 m height while they were hiking in the Berendi Platheu near the town. Seeing a recorder and a transmitter enchained to its foot with an identification tag written in Hebrew, they thought it might be a spy sent by Israeli goverment and they delivered the pelican to the policemen without hesitation.

Pelican finder, civil engineer Ahmet Yanaroglu has made a statement to the press, saying "We have found the wounded pelican in the 2500 m height of the Berendi Platheu. When we got closer to the pelican who is wounded on his chest and wings, we saw a solar energy powered transmitter&reciver and a rollerskate with a tag written in Hebrew, attached to its foot. We brought it to Eregli so that it could be cured and investigated by the officers. As far as we could understood by seeing a transmitter, we thought they have attached them to its foot in order to track it, but we couldn't understand the reason why Israeli officers attached the rollerskate."

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« Reply #46 on: October 10, 2011, 11:09:01 PM »

^ possible the roller skate got tangled in the tracking transmitter after the bird was tagged

possible the bird was tagged outside israel

possible the skate with hebrew label was acquired by the pelican outside israel

pelicans are scavengers and do frequent trash/garbage dumps

sigh, paranoia
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« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2011, 02:15:27 AM »

Today policemen made a statement. Apparently it was the part of a search in the Tel Aviv University.
Roller skate is still weird, yet as you said it might have been acquired by the pelican on its way flying to here.

And what kind of a top secret information could Israeli goverment could get from the transmitter attached to the pelican  ;D The reason i laughed this hard to this news is that they were so suspicious about it in case it might be a spy. Yeah paranoia. After the humanitarian aid flotilla has been raked by the Israeli cost guards.
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« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2011, 05:09:13 AM »

the people who found he pelicans may not understand the world
and technology as well as you do,
or even know that Great Britian and Israel have drones
like the US Predator drones

the humanitarian aid flotilla and it's organizers were foolish,
you don't fool with Israel about security.
they are very clear that force will be used to protect it

granted the rocket attacks etc. Israel has suffered,
Israel will never believe words about anything being peaceful and humanitarian
when it comes to moving supplies into Palestinian and Arab territory.
it will take a generation or two of peace for them to even begin to have some trust

both Israel and Palestine have made lot's of errors in their war since Israel was founded
but each has to get more honest and realistic with their demands
and their populations and voters about what is possible

the wider Muslim world has been even more irresponsible.
Palestine could have a great economy with every
Palestinian adult in or out of Palestine having
a doctorate or professional degree,
for what has been spent
on weapons by the wider Muslim world

Turkey use to have good enough relationships with
Israel, foolish to give that up

what a waste
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« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2011, 05:55:28 AM »

Dear Len, thanks for summarizing my thoughts. I'm not criticizing Israel, though i know they over reacted. Let me clarify what i think about this problem;

Our president made a statement about his aim of sending humanitarian aids to Palestine by a state-owned flotilla. He would also send nurses, doctors , some low level politicians etc. Israeli goverment and foreign affairs ministry warned him they might either start an armed fight or arrest the people in the flotilla. So mr president gave up sending an official ship, and instead he supported some charity associations - which are also quite conservative and religious. Some people gave interviews to the newspapers saying "we won't leave our palestinian brothers alone, we are going there in order to be a martyr".

I have gone to an island trip with that ship. It's nothing like an ammunition vessel, it's just a simple passenger ship. And no real ammunition has been found into it when Israeli army investigated it. Just toys, medicine, tents, etc.

But assuming they had warned Turkish goverment, and passengers had made stupid statements, they over-reacted.
They might have held those people captive, or they might have arrested them as well instead of raking the people.

The crime is mutual. And i will never forgive mr president for supporting such an illegal activity.

As for the Palestinian people, as a person who lives in the center of the middle east and europe, i can say honestly that 1 out of 3 Palestinian people works with Mossad&Israeli ministry of security selling out the informations about their government policies. They have sold pieces of their territory. And they also have illegal terrorist groups hiding inside the residential areas, and they also send suicide bombs to Israel. So they keep terrorizing and Israel keep reacting.

As a country which used to have good interactions with both of them, i think Turkish government should take a role as an interceder instead of supporting one of the sides in an illegal way.

This "but they are muslim so they are our brothers" watchword makes me sick. Palestine has always supported the illegal terroristic groups which threatens the unity of the Turkish Republic. They also back-stabbed us back in war of independence. They still gum up the works by sealing alliances with Southern Cyprus.

On the other hand, we have experienced both useful and harmful affairs with Israel. They might be over-reacting due to a passive agression caused by their common history full of holocausts, banishments, statelessness, etc. But they are honest enough to warn you before they intervene in.

And if Palestini people might be our brothers, Israeli people might as well be our brothers. There are still many Turkish people working and living in the Israel. Building good relationships with Israeli government and people has taken years, but screwing the whole things up just took a day thanks to religious discrimination and prying into the affairs of the two governments.
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« Reply #50 on: October 11, 2011, 11:17:25 AM »

yes, i concur

they are humans, so both Palestinians and Israelis are our brothers
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« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2011, 03:49:13 PM »

yes, i concur

they are humans, so both Palestinians and Israelis are our brothers

uh, len, not all humans are related.  that would make you like my great-uncle or some shit.
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« Reply #52 on: October 11, 2011, 07:50:22 PM »

yes, i concur

they are humans, so both Palestinians and Israelis are our brothers
uh, len, not all humans are related.  that would make you like my great-uncle or some shit.

nope, cousin Ag

we all have a common great .................... grand mother.
the DNA in every human Mitochondrion checked
comes from a common maternal ancestor

this has been checked world wide, with enough samples
that the probability of an exception is very Very VERY tiny

this is true of many species.
the math was interesting when i looked at it

so we're something like 800,000th cousins 1,000 removed,
or closer

btw, you could be my great ... aunt,
or vice versa.
do you understand why?

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« Reply #53 on: October 11, 2011, 08:14:50 PM »

i understand what (and why) you are saying, as i remind you i am not an idiot.  i am familiar with this theory.  mitochondriae matching or no, a chihuahua is not the same thing as a rottweiler.  true they can be brothers, but the chance then of their dna mixing into a combination of the two species is far more likely.

what you're seeing is a genetic code that ensures we all have ten fingers and toes, more or less.  of course we have the same commonality/code that shapes us.  for all you know, however, i'm only human in the honorary sense.

trust me.  if we were all that closely related, we'd be birthing flipper babies left and right.  which is possibly what happened to atlantis.
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« Reply #54 on: October 11, 2011, 08:22:54 PM »

never know what a smart person knows ...

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« Reply #55 on: October 11, 2011, 08:24:38 PM »

never know what a smart person knows ...

interesting POV


my worldview is an inextricable tangle of mythology and science.  sadly, it does not contain a lot of maths.

isn't atlantis where the dolphins come from?  
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« Reply #57 on: October 12, 2011, 08:57:19 PM »

Woman calls ex boyfriend 1001 times. Wonders why he didn't take her back...
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Woman-accused-of-calling-ex-1-001-times-in-three-2215226.php

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« Reply #58 on: October 12, 2011, 09:26:01 PM »

Woman calls ex boyfriend 1001 times. Wonders why he didn't take her back...
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Woman-accused-of-calling-ex-1-001-times-in-three-2215226.php

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i don't really think she has had closure with this.
It's never ending. I can't believe she put all that effort in and he didn't take her back.  ;D

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« Reply #59 on: October 12, 2011, 10:41:32 PM »

Woman calls ex boyfriend 1001 times. Wonders why he didn't take her back...
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Woman-accused-of-calling-ex-1-001-times-in-three-2215226.php

i am thoroughly enjoying her hate blog.

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i don't really think she has had closure with this.
It's never ending. I can't believe she put all that effort in and he didn't take her back.  ;D


like he's ever going to find anybody to love him that hard again.
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« Reply #60 on: October 12, 2011, 10:46:20 PM »

Woman calls ex boyfriend 1001 times. Wonders why he didn't take her back...
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Woman-accused-of-calling-ex-1-001-times-in-three-2215226.php

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i don't really think she has had closure with this.
It's never ending. I can't believe she put all that effort in and he didn't take her back.  ;D


like he's ever going to find anybody to love him that hard again.
Ungrateful bastard.
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« Reply #61 on: October 12, 2011, 11:06:52 PM »

Woman calls ex boyfriend 1001 times. Wonders why he didn't take her back...
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Woman-accused-of-calling-ex-1-001-times-in-three-2215226.php

i am thoroughly enjoying her hate blog.

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i don't really think she has had closure with this.
It's never ending. I can't believe she put all that effort in and he didn't take her back.  ;D


like he's ever going to find anybody to love him that hard again.
Ungrateful bastard.
i haven't watched the videos yet to see if any of them are her ranting.  i hope to god there's at least one.
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« Reply #62 on: October 13, 2011, 01:56:18 AM »

Woman calls ex boyfriend 1001 times. Wonders why he didn't take her back...
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Woman-accused-of-calling-ex-1-001-times-in-three-2215226.php

i am thoroughly enjoying her hate blog.

http://therealpetermainleatherartistbeyondartisttheman.blog.com/


i don't really think she has had closure with this.
It's never ending. I can't believe she put all that effort in and he didn't take her back.  ;D


like he's ever going to find anybody to love him that hard again.
Ungrateful bastard.
i haven't watched the videos yet to see if any of them are her ranting.  i hope to god there's at least one.

Thanks for sharing the blog adress, it's really enjoyable. God, she's obsessed.
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« Reply #63 on: October 14, 2011, 04:55:54 AM »



Don't know how old this is. But still...
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Don't know how old this is. But still...
d'awww. they didn't try to escape??
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« Reply #67 on: October 18, 2011, 10:08:29 AM »

straight out of a horror movie - doctors on trial for harvesting organs from live patients:    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44931331/#.Tp2Fo3Lpfi4


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« Reply #70 on: October 19, 2011, 06:35:15 AM »

Man with 100lb scrotum needs $1 million surgery.
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/man-with-45kg-scrotum-needs-1m-surgery/story-e6frflri-1226170241658

"But Mr Warren believes the condition is down to an accident in 2008, when he caught his testicles with his leg while twisting in bed."

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« Reply #74 on: November 05, 2011, 11:19:14 AM »

Russian guy lives with 26 corpses. Dresses them as dolls http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45154882/ns/today-today_news/t/russian-genius-lived-female-bodies



there's no date on it but the publish date.  for some reason this seems awfully familiar to me, startlingly so when i got to the part about the teddy bear suit.  but from awhile ago, can it possibly have happened again or are they reporting on something old?

in russia i could believe this could happen twice.
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« Reply #75 on: November 05, 2011, 11:35:18 AM »

I was immediately reminded of Red Dwarf in the episode they find Kryten
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« Reply #77 on: December 23, 2011, 01:38:31 AM »

http://flavorwire.com/244381/an-occupy-wall-street-riot-brigade-lego-set

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« Reply #81 on: February 03, 2012, 02:16:14 AM »

Vampire and cannibal get engaged.
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« Reply #83 on: March 16, 2012, 02:24:33 AM »

Wheelchair-bound meth addict jailed for 10 years after sexual assault on chihuahua

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http://now.msn.com/living/0324-christian-sex-toy-shop.aspx

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« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2012, 08:11:58 PM »

they should be beaten severely.

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« Reply #91 on: April 10, 2012, 08:19:22 AM »

they should be beaten severely.
i did like the ''cheesy crust" when i was a kid though  :-X
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« Reply #92 on: April 10, 2012, 09:31:18 AM »

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/pizza-hut-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza
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« Reply #93 on: April 10, 2012, 11:27:17 AM »

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/pizza-hut-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza
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« Reply #94 on: April 10, 2012, 12:12:03 PM »

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/pizza-hut-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza
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I still find it hard to believe a turducken is something people actually do
It now has a stupid name but actually this sort of thing was really traditional at your average 16th century banquet..... some even went from Ox all the way down to quail via pretty much every edible beast that could be caught and shoved inside another one
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« Reply #95 on: April 10, 2012, 05:49:19 PM »

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/pizza-hut-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza
i may HAVE to try this... so i can report back to you lot on how good or awful it truly is.... And purely in the name of
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I still find it hard to believe a turducken is something people actually do
It now has a stupid name but actually this sort of thing was really traditional at your average 16th century banquet..... some even went from Ox all the way down to quail via pretty much every edible beast that could be caught and shoved inside another one
Also, by complete coincidence, death from disease was far more common than today.
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« Reply #96 on: April 11, 2012, 05:05:08 AM »


This is a real thing....Hunger Games Barbie.....because kids killing each other for sport is a GREAT message
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This is a real thing....Hunger Games Barbie.....because kids killing each other for sport is a GREAT message
POOR kids....  they don't matter.
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This is a real thing....Hunger Games Barbie.....because kids killing each other for sport is a GREAT message
POOR kids....  they don't matter.

Most probably these dolls are made for the kids from the Capitol  :buck2:
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« Reply #100 on: May 02, 2012, 06:43:27 PM »

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NJ-Mother-Arrested-Daughter-Tanning-Booth-Girl-5-Burns-Body-Nutley-149738155.html

New Jersey mother arrested for taking her five year old daughter into a tanning booth.


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« Reply #101 on: May 03, 2012, 03:46:50 AM »

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NJ-Mother-Arrested-Daughter-Tanning-Booth-Girl-5-Burns-Body-Nutley-149738155.html

New Jersey mother arrested for taking her five year old daughter into a tanning booth.




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« Reply #102 on: May 04, 2012, 12:11:27 AM »

Zookeeper gives monkey life saving rim job.

http://jezebel.com/5907587/zookeeper-saves-tiny-monkey-by-licking-its-butt-until-it-poops-seriously

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« Reply #103 on: May 04, 2012, 11:52:26 AM »

unless it was the last breeding-age female of its species, he just did it for kicks. fact.

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« Reply #105 on: May 07, 2012, 04:17:21 AM »

unless it was the last breeding-age female of its species, he just did it for kicks. fact.
There must have been some way of creating the same effect without using his tongue. A small, damp sponge, perhaps?
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« Reply #106 on: May 07, 2012, 10:11:33 PM »

warning - this is beyond fucked up. think twice before clicking:       :violent1: :violent1: :violent1:


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« Reply #108 on: May 07, 2012, 11:54:27 PM »

warning - this is beyond fucked up. think twice before clicking:      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html?ICO=most_read_module


Gnnfgh. I wish there had have been a way for you to post the URL without it saying what it says, because I read the URL to see if there was anything in there I didn't want to see and there was. Obviously I've not clicked the link, and thank you completely for the heads-up - I like being able to make decisions like that :) But still, urkkk.
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« Reply #109 on: May 08, 2012, 01:44:11 AM »

warning - this is beyond fucked up. think twice before clicking:      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html?ICO=most_read_module


Gnnfgh. I wish there had have been a way for you to post the URL without it saying what it says, because I read the URL to see if there was anything in there I didn't want to see and there was. Obviously I've not clicked the link, and thank you completely for the heads-up - I like being able to make decisions like that :) But still, urkkk.

Yeah the URL summarizes the subject, but i couldn't take myself from reading it.
I'm about to throw up, i can't believe how cruel some people can be. Ah, and what kind of fucktards take those pills? Really, urkkk!
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« Reply #110 on: May 08, 2012, 03:08:47 AM »

That is fucking disgusting.
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« Reply #111 on: May 08, 2012, 01:14:44 PM »

warning - this is beyond fucked up. think twice before clicking:      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html?ICO=most_read_module


Gnnfgh. I wish there had have been a way for you to post the URL without it saying what it says, because I read the URL to see if there was anything in there I didn't want to see and there was. Obviously I've not clicked the link, and thank you completely for the heads-up - I like being able to make decisions like that :) But still, urkkk.
same.
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« Reply #112 on: May 08, 2012, 02:42:26 PM »

warning - this is beyond fucked up. think twice before clicking:      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html?ICO=most_read_module


Gnnfgh. I wish there had have been a way for you to post the URL without it saying what it says, because I read the URL to see if there was anything in there I didn't want to see and there was. Obviously I've not clicked the link, and thank you completely for the heads-up - I like being able to make decisions like that :) But still, urkkk.

actually, now that you mention it, there is. you can hide a link like this:    :buck2:

totally slipped my mind.  :(

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« Reply #113 on: May 08, 2012, 02:52:28 PM »

warning - this is beyond fucked up. think twice before clicking:      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html?ICO=most_read_module


Gnnfgh. I wish there had have been a way for you to post the URL without it saying what it says, because I read the URL to see if there was anything in there I didn't want to see and there was. Obviously I've not clicked the link, and thank you completely for the heads-up - I like being able to make decisions like that :) But still, urkkk.

actually, now that you mention it, there is. you can hide a link like this:    :buck2:

totally slipped my mind.  :(

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« Reply #114 on: May 08, 2012, 08:54:50 PM »

warning - this is beyond fucked up. think twice before clicking:      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html?ICO=most_read_module


Gnnfgh. I wish there had have been a way for you to post the URL without it saying what it says, because I read the URL to see if there was anything in there I didn't want to see and there was. Obviously I've not clicked the link, and thank you completely for the heads-up - I like being able to make decisions like that :) But still, urkkk.

actually, now that you mention it, there is. you can hide a link like this:    :buck2:

totally slipped my mind.  :(

Aw, hey, it's alright :) You did good giving the heads-up.
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« Reply #115 on: May 11, 2012, 07:51:58 AM »

warning - this is beyond fucked up. think twice before clicking:      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html?ICO=most_read_module


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Hah. I first saw this article when it came up as a headline on the msn home page, which I was automatically redirected to after signing out of my email. No warning whatsoever...
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« Reply #117 on: May 13, 2012, 05:41:35 PM »

70 year old virgin looking for love...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/10/pam-shaw-the-70-year-old-virgin-is-looking-for-love-pictures_n_1506533.html


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« Reply #118 on: May 24, 2012, 04:32:06 AM »

SUPER DISTURBING, i warn you:
a mother killed her 4 year old daughter and cut her into pieces and put it in the freezer...in belgium... i really want to vomit now
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« Reply #119 on: May 25, 2012, 01:52:44 AM »

SUPER DISTURBING, i warn you:
a mother killed her 4 year old daughter and cut her into pieces and put it in the freezer...in belgium... i really want to vomit now

I told you you shouldn't accept dinner invitations from strangers in foreign countries,
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« Reply #120 on: May 25, 2012, 02:39:33 AM »

SUPER DISTURBING, i warn you:
a mother killed her 4 year old daughter and cut her into pieces and put it in the freezer...in belgium... i really want to vomit now

I told you you shouldn't accept dinner invitations from strangers in foreign countries,
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« Reply #122 on: May 25, 2012, 10:50:19 AM »

man goes to the ER for kidney stone, finds our he's a woman:   http://now.msn.com/living/0524-man-is-a-woman.aspx

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man goes to the ER for kidney stone, finds our he's a woman:   http://now.msn.com/living/0524-man-is-a-woman.aspx

I am just wondering about the six kids... I wonder if the person has female dna but fully functioning male genitals, or if the kids have been adopted/artificially inseminated.
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« Reply #125 on: June 05, 2012, 09:41:37 AM »

Title says it all.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/7044951/Dead-cat-now-a-remote-controlled-flying-helicopter
Saw that........

I'm not terribly amused after reading, but I'm not as horrified as I was from just the headline either.
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Horrified doesn't describe my reaction either, it's just...there is something vaguely disturbing about it, to me, anyway.
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« Reply #130 on: August 30, 2012, 10:45:51 AM »

-Boyfriend almost dies after mailing himself to girlfriend in a sealed box.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4510157/Boyfriend-almost-dies-after-mailing-himself-to-girlfriend-in-sealed-box.html

...what an idiot.

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bulk rate, too, so it's shipped xtra slooooow.

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« Reply #136 on: October 04, 2012, 12:02:24 AM »

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1265264--u-s-farmer-eaten-by-his-own-pigs
They had to. It was him or them.
Ya know, that was my first thought too, but apparently he didn't have
any plans to make 'em into food.....  :-\ 

If one of those guys that keeps his pigs in itty-bitty boxes were to get
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« Reply #137 on: October 04, 2012, 12:32:25 AM »

I wonder if it'll change the flavor of their meat.

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« Reply #138 on: October 04, 2012, 12:41:08 AM »

I wonder if it'll change the flavor of their meat.
Only one way to find out...

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« Reply #140 on: October 09, 2012, 04:40:38 PM »

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« Reply #141 on: October 09, 2012, 04:56:28 PM »

Are those "beyond ballet" shoes? I'd imagine trying to walk anywhere would be rough.
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« Reply #142 on: October 09, 2012, 05:23:21 PM »

it seems they are actually meant as an art piece that "serve as a commentary on today's impossible standards of beauty. "
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« Reply #143 on: October 09, 2012, 05:27:34 PM »

I know a few people in "The Scene" out here who would fall all over themselves for a pair of those.
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« Reply #144 on: October 09, 2012, 05:45:49 PM »

good luck running from the cops in those.

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« Reply #145 on: October 09, 2012, 05:55:54 PM »




OMG they're so ugly.
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« Reply #146 on: October 10, 2012, 02:26:35 PM »

http://shine.yahoo.com/the-thread-how-to/scariest-shoes-time-173900092.html





not sure this is the right thread?

I showed this picture to a friend of mine. She said, "Those are the sort of shoes that I would love to have somebody else tottering around on with me knowing the whole time that it's painful for them to do so."

I know a large number of "odd" (read: fun) sorts.
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« Reply #150 on: October 18, 2012, 10:17:15 AM »

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« Reply #151 on: October 18, 2012, 10:22:01 AM »

As I said, the only folks I know of who would get anything out of that would be dominants watching their submissives walking in those.
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« Reply #152 on: October 18, 2012, 12:23:37 PM »

Woman admits to posing as a doctor online to coerce her friend into a same sex marriage. -wtf
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« Reply #153 on: October 18, 2012, 12:43:53 PM »

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« Reply #154 on: October 18, 2012, 01:57:15 PM »

yeah... after reading the article I couldn't help but feel like the chick wanted the marriage but is now like embarrassed of it or something or is just unbelievably dumb.

The "dr" told the victim (who identifies as lesbian but abstains from gay relationships because she feels it is immoral) that the woman had pre-cancer cells & that they wanted to pursue hormone treatments. The "dr" basically said that the hormones she needed were produced by sex so they should have lots of sex. The victim went to surgery with the woman & asked the surgeon about the cancer cells. The surgeon said he didn't know anything about cancer cells that he had performed a breast augmentation. The victim then asked the online "dr" about this & the "dr" told her that the surgeon was performing the operation "under the table" & there were cameras in the waiting room so he had to feigned ignorance. The woman then told the victim that they needed to marry as it would help in a custody case stemming from a previous relationship. So they traveled out of state & got married. The victim's daughter told her this all sounded weird and she thought that her now wife was the "dr" as well. So the lady does research finds out her daughter is right. Her wife never had cancer, & although she does have kids there was no custody battle.
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« Reply #155 on: October 18, 2012, 02:08:03 PM »

Yeah, I agree. She's either a complete idiot (in which case I feel bad for her, it's not nice to take advantage of people bordering on the mentally disabled line (hah I'm PC)), or she totally wanted it and couldn't admit it to herself.
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« Reply #156 on: October 18, 2012, 02:25:23 PM »

Cancer cells? Lady, I gave you DDs!
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« Reply #157 on: October 18, 2012, 02:30:02 PM »

I feel like the larger concern is that both of these women have offspring in this world.
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« Reply #159 on: October 22, 2012, 01:26:20 AM »

haha! a slender penis was aesthetically pleasing
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« Reply #160 on: October 22, 2012, 05:09:03 PM »

"Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger" - Richard's facebook post to Bodyform

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« Reply #161 on: October 23, 2012, 08:45:33 AM »

HAHA! Well done
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« Reply #162 on: October 28, 2012, 03:41:23 PM »

woman catches fire during c-section, loses lawsuit:   http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2012/10/jury_sides_with_doctor_in_laws.html

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« Reply #165 on: November 25, 2012, 02:31:39 PM »

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2012/11/06/iceland-discusses-new-name/1687333/

I suggest Björkland or Eyjafjallajökull, oh and it would be great if Iceland swapped names with Greenland, since Greenland is full of ice though Iceland is truely green.
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« Reply #166 on: November 25, 2012, 03:24:06 PM »

Asgard!

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« Reply #168 on: November 26, 2012, 02:15:11 PM »

I think they should call it Helen.
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« Reply #169 on: November 26, 2012, 02:25:18 PM »

Isn't one Helen(s) enough?

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« Reply #170 on: November 26, 2012, 02:39:38 PM »

There are never enough Helens. Keep up ;)

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« Reply #171 on: November 26, 2012, 02:58:18 PM »

Asgard is perfect.



In other weird news today -
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« Reply #172 on: November 26, 2012, 04:18:39 PM »

There are never enough Helens. Keep up ;)

Incidentally, Miranda is the name of my guitar xD

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« Reply #173 on: November 26, 2012, 04:25:24 PM »

You listened to me in the car?? what wizardry is this?!
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« Reply #174 on: November 26, 2012, 06:17:11 PM »

yup! you linked your music and i downloaded it and itunes was kind enough to convert it into an mp3 and so I burned it to a disk and then saved it in my car... that sounds like a lot of effort but it wasn't as creepy as all that. honest. ugh I feel like I am constantly clarifying that I am not a creep... I should probably learn something from that.


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« Reply #175 on: November 26, 2012, 06:32:57 PM »

yup! you linked your music and i downloaded it and itunes was kind enough to convert it into an mp3 and so I burned it to a disk and then saved it in my car... that sounds like a lot of effort but it wasn't as creepy as all that. honest. ugh I feel like I am constantly clarifying that I am not a creep... I should probably learn something from that.


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« Reply #176 on: November 26, 2012, 07:36:15 PM »

yup! you linked your music and i downloaded it and itunes was kind enough to convert it into an mp3 and so I burned it to a disk and then saved it in my car... that sounds like a lot of effort but it wasn't as creepy as all that. honest. ugh I feel like I am constantly clarifying that I am not a creep... I should probably learn something from that.


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« Reply #178 on: November 27, 2012, 01:21:30 PM »

...seems like a few of those ass shots would be a bit awkward to take
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« Reply #179 on: November 27, 2012, 04:10:31 PM »

I really hope he's paying his daughter, and that this only started recently (20 is rather young). And that she wants to pursue a career in modeling. And that she gets some modeling lessons, since a lot of the poses were rather awkward. I don't think she really knew what she was doing.

And I wish I'd thought of this when we were trying to sell my sister's car, since my sister has a killer body (like far more built than this girl), and quite a lovely face, and cleans up very nicely when she doesn't look like a hippie.
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« Reply #180 on: November 28, 2012, 11:02:27 AM »

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« Reply #185 on: January 10, 2013, 12:52:51 PM »

Okay, not nearly as weird as imaginary friend's post, but I didn't know where else to put this.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/8165431/Snake-hitches-a-ride-on-Qantas-flight

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« Reply #188 on: January 11, 2013, 11:42:00 PM »

and science is the gate way drug of liberals too... :-X
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« Reply #192 on: January 15, 2013, 07:07:58 PM »

That's so Christ like of them...
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« Reply #193 on: January 15, 2013, 07:35:12 PM »

This is actually kind of sweet but also weird. It's nice to have something on in this thread that isn't sad for a change, though :P
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« Reply #196 on: January 28, 2013, 03:53:26 PM »

why did men stop wearing high heels?   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21151350

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« Reply #198 on: January 31, 2013, 02:08:04 PM »

http://main.aol.com/2012/11/25/john-collazos-fake-dentist-suspect-kissing-patient_n_2191699.html

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http://main.aol.com/2012/11/25/john-collazos-fake-dentist-suspect-kissing-patient_n_2191699.html

Butt why  ;D

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The reason it made me laugh so hard is that it's nearly the same as what happens in an episode of the IT Crowd.

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The reason it made me laugh so hard is that it's nearly the same as what happens in an episode of the IT Crowd.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/paEfzWuaxX4" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/paEfzWuaxX4</a>

whoa! awkward... I'm not familiar with the IT crowd but I've seen a few videos posted around the box and they are usually really funny!
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The reason it made me laugh so hard is that it's nearly the same as what happens in an episode of the IT Crowd.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/paEfzWuaxX4" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/paEfzWuaxX4</a>

whoa! awkward... I'm not familiar with the IT crowd but I've seen a few videos posted around the box and they are usually really funny!

I'm a huge fan of them, watched each episode bajillion times and it still makes me rofl each time  :D I don't wanna give spoilers but the rest of that episode was even more fun.
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« Reply #202 on: January 31, 2013, 04:09:35 PM »

whoa! awkward... I'm not familiar with the IT crowd but I've seen a few videos posted around the box and they are usually really funny!

In a nutshell:  IT Crowd > Big Ban Theory
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« Reply #203 on: January 31, 2013, 05:36:57 PM »

whoa! awkward... I'm not familiar with the IT crowd but I've seen a few videos posted around the box and they are usually really funny!

In a nutshell:  IT Crowd > Big Ban Theory

I've never watched that one either...
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whoa! awkward... I'm not familiar with the IT crowd but I've seen a few videos posted around the box and they are usually really funny!

In a nutshell:  IT Crowd > Big Ban Theory

I've never watched that one either...

Okay, now i feel like the lord of the nerds :D But i love geeky guys so much, so i can't help but love the series with such characters.

I've watched many episodes of the Big Bang Theory too. Unlike the IT Crowd it tends to bore me, so i can't get my head wrapped around it.
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whoa! awkward... I'm not familiar with the IT crowd but I've seen a few videos posted around the box and they are usually really funny!
In a nutshell:  IT Crowd > Big Ban Theory
I've never watched that one either...
Watch both, but do it quickly, because apparently the cool kids
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« Reply #206 on: February 01, 2013, 01:35:33 PM »

http://io9.com/5978534/is-this-really-a-300-million+year+old-machine-gear

My feeling is no, it isn't. Pure aluminum, while rare is found in nature. Additionally hexagons are found again and again in nature, so a 6 "toothed" wheel may just be a hexagonal mineral form.
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that's why I dropped that off here instead of in the Science Desk thread.

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hahahahahahahahahaha, oh fuck, you've gotta read this:   http://avon-oh.patch.com/blog_posts/animals-cant-talk

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hahahahahahahahahaha, oh fuck, you've gotta read this:   http://avon-oh.patch.com/blog_posts/animals-cant-talk
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Related:
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« Reply #213 on: February 17, 2013, 08:29:54 PM »

I refuse to believe that either of those things are real and that those women (especially the one on the radio) weren't just trolling. People can't be that stupid. I want to have a bit of faith in humanity.
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Not sure about the blog, but most "callers" to oh-my-god-how-funny morning-radio programmes
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Not sure about the blog, but most "callers" to oh-my-god-how-funny morning-radio programmes
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To be fair, she had tried to kill herself numerous times before. So I don't think it was really attributable to them

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« Reply #216 on: February 18, 2013, 03:27:03 PM »

Not sure about the blog, but most "callers" to oh-my-god-how-funny morning-radio programmes
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To be fair, she had tried to kill herself numerous times before. So I don't think it was really attributable to them

Maybe not wholly, but it could have been a stressor.
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« Reply #217 on: February 18, 2013, 04:10:23 PM »

http://articles.latimes.com/2013/feb/14/nation/la-na-0215-kids-murder-plot-20130215


"School authorities said two fifth-grade boys planned to use the weapons to lure another student outside the school and kill her "because she was really annoying.""



""To me, 10- and 11-year-olds do bad things," he said. "They throw rocks through windows. They shoot BB guns at people's cars. They hit people with sticks, they set a cat on fire. Those are things that children do. But this was a plot to kill.""

...who exactly finds that to be "normal" acceptable behavior for human being of any age?
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« Reply #218 on: February 18, 2013, 04:30:06 PM »

""To me, 10- and 11-year-olds do bad things," he said. "They throw rocks through windows. They shoot BB guns at people's cars. They hit people with sticks, they set a cat on fire. Those are things that children do.- ""


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I think if your child is doing things like that, you should maybe question your own parental skills and maybe set more boundaries.
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"To me, 10- and 11-year-olds do bad things," he said. "They throw rocks through windows. They shoot BB guns at people's cars. They hit people with sticks, they set a cat on fire. Those are things that children do. But this was a plot to kill.""
Might be normal for a future serial killer. Sure as hell isn't "normal" for anyone else.  :o
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Not sure about the blog, but most "callers" to oh-my-god-how-funny morning-radio programmes
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To be fair, she had tried to kill herself numerous times before. So I don't think it was really attributable to them
Maybe not wholly, but it could have been a stressor.
The point being that you should never include people in your public entertainment unless
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« Reply #225 on: February 26, 2013, 09:21:09 AM »

Chinese products  :-\

Butt how? I mean the angle of the seat and handlebars seem quite nonsense.
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« Reply #226 on: February 26, 2013, 01:06:42 PM »

nooooooooooooooooooooooo:   http://now.msn.com/boy-injured-when-bicycle-frame-goes-up-his-butt
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Woman mauled to death by lion during sex.
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Woman mauled to death by lion during sex.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/woman_mauled_to_death_by_lion_during_UYBHgoYOuU0QV6XqOcxabJ
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Woman mauled to death by lion during sex.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/woman_mauled_to_death_by_lion_during_UYBHgoYOuU0QV6XqOcxabJ
When first reading this post/headline, I thought she'd been having sex with the lion O.o
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« Reply #233 on: March 14, 2013, 11:27:39 PM »

http://now.msn.com/women-boaters-cant-flash-drivers-from-nc-lake-anymore
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What happens if you text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer?
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What happens if you text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer?
Holy fuck I loved that. Thank you. Parents are amazing.

You're welcome :D This is my favourite part:

-Dad leave me alone, i didn't mean to text you.
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At first I thought people would msg them as a complete stranger, trying to sell their kids some drugs. That would be funnier, imo. Anyway, some of them sounded fake. Specially because there are sites that allow you to build iphone chats.

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My favourite is:
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« Reply #244 on: May 04, 2013, 11:36:29 PM »

http://pixelenemy.com/13-year-old-kid-attempts-to-rape-mother-ends-up-killing-her-for-taking-away-call-of-duty/
As I understand it (which is not very well), a .22 caliber rifle is the sort of gun you learn how to shoot on. Did he really have to start learning when he was 11? More to the point, couldn't they have stored it somewhere he couldn't access it except for when they were teaching him?
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« Reply #245 on: May 05, 2013, 06:52:33 PM »

http://pixelenemy.com/13-year-old-kid-attempts-to-rape-mother-ends-up-killing-her-for-taking-away-call-of-duty/
As I understand it (which is not very well), a .22 caliber rifle is the sort of gun you learn how to shoot on. Did he really have to start learning when he was 11? More to the point, couldn't they have stored it somewhere he couldn't access it except for when they were teaching him?

.22 is really effective on a short range if you know how to fire a gun. And is kinda difficult to keep something inaccessible from a 14 year old.

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« Reply #246 on: May 06, 2013, 12:33:11 AM »

http://pixelenemy.com/13-year-old-kid-attempts-to-rape-mother-ends-up-killing-her-for-taking-away-call-of-duty/
As I understand it (which is not very well), a .22 caliber rifle is the sort of gun you learn how to shoot on. Did he really have to start learning when he was 11? More to the point, couldn't they have stored it somewhere he couldn't access it except for when they were teaching him?

.22 is really effective on a short range if you know how to fire a gun. And is kinda difficult to keep something inaccessible from a 14 year old.


Not really. Just takes a locked gun safe.

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Re: News of the Weird
« Reply #247 on: May 07, 2013, 04:54:45 PM »

http://www.anorak.co.uk/292413/strange-but-true/man-kills-hunting-partner-for-eating-dog-killed-by-monkey.html/

one of my teachers showed me this day. It doesn't even sound realistic its so weird
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« Reply #248 on: May 11, 2013, 12:02:46 AM »

Not really. Just takes a locked gun safe.

point made. didnt think about it.

we never owned a gun here, even my father having the legal right to own one.
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« Reply #249 on: May 15, 2013, 10:34:18 AM »

bloody hell!! it got internationally known....  ;D  ;D

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/07/mr-balls-testicular-cancer-mascot-brazil_n_3231914.html


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« Reply #250 on: May 15, 2013, 11:15:37 AM »

bloody hell!! it got internationally known....  ;D  ;D

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/07/mr-balls-testicular-cancer-mascot-brazil_n_3231914.html


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« Reply #251 on: May 15, 2013, 12:09:14 PM »

This might sound weird, but are you also in the Muse forum?

Yes I am. And no, this not strange, since Ive seem you there before (if I recall, I asked you the same thing - but the other way around).

Ive seem someone there posting this Huffington Post link and I commented almost the same thing I did here. These pictures were circulating on my Facebook for awhile, because I have friends living in Viçosa and they shared it pretty fast.  I never thought it would caught Huffington Post's attention
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« Reply #252 on: May 15, 2013, 05:06:40 PM »

http://pixelenemy.com/13-year-old-kid-attempts-to-rape-mother-ends-up-killing-her-for-taking-away-call-of-duty/
As I understand it (which is not very well), a .22 caliber rifle is the sort of gun you learn how to shoot on. Did he really have to start learning when he was 11? More to the point, couldn't they have stored it somewhere he couldn't access it except for when they were teaching him?

The issue is that parents aren't establishing a parent relationship early on. Everybody tries to be thier kids' best friend, or buddy. To this I say, fuck that. The parent/child relationship is supposed to be one of Benevolent Tyrant/Serf. If the child does what he is supposed to do, then there is no problem, but the moment something gets slightly out of kilter, the Parent is supposed to come down on the Child like a ton of bricks. This allows children to learn about the cause/effect and choices/consequences relationship early on.
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« Reply #253 on: May 19, 2013, 03:13:01 PM »

http://pixelenemy.com/13-year-old-kid-attempts-to-rape-mother-ends-up-killing-her-for-taking-away-call-of-duty/
As I understand it (which is not very well), a .22 caliber rifle is the sort of gun you learn how to shoot on. Did he really have to start learning when he was 11? More to the point, couldn't they have stored it somewhere he couldn't access it except for when they were teaching him?

The issue is that parents aren't establishing a parent relationship early on. Everybody tries to be thier kids' best friend, or buddy. To this I say, fuck that. The parent/child relationship is supposed to be one of Benevolent Tyrant/Serf. If the child does what he is supposed to do, then there is no problem, but the moment something gets slightly out of kilter, the Parent is supposed to come down on the Child like a ton of bricks. This allows children to learn about the cause/effect and choices/consequences relationship early on.


this is absolutely true.  because if it don't hurt, you won't learn nothin.
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« Reply #254 on: June 06, 2013, 11:59:32 PM »

N.U - I don't know if that was the issue here since I don't know what their family was like, but I agree in general.

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