Winehouse is bluffing about that suicide business (well, maybe not exactly "bluffing,"
but she'll survive at least 'til she releases ANOTHER album, so her agent/label can
fully exploit her tragic, untimely, senseless demise.)
Shockingly enough, Britney, Paris, Lindsey, Nicole, AND Britney's knocked-up sister
will all survive the year. (Can I, however, use little Spears' unborn child as a pick?
Yes, that's morbid as all hell, but it seems unduly likely.)
My picks (whether I like 'em or not):
Jerry Lee Lewis
Dick Cheney (who will have himself murdered as a last-ditch campaign stunt to boost
the GOP Presidential ticket.)
Osama bin Laden (although we may not learn of it, since he will die peacefully, of natural
causes, in a quiet home in North Africa).
and Elizabeth Taylor.