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come up with a caption
« on: September 19, 2011, 03:03:13 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2011, 03:19:15 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2011, 12:35:10 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2011, 01:59:00 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2011, 02:16:25 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2011, 11:41:08 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2011, 04:04:57 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 11:12:01 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2011, 12:51:53 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2011, 03:07:04 PM »

first pic:     no one expects a superhero with beer fists.




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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2011, 06:52:56 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2011, 09:28:08 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2011, 01:47:26 AM »

new pic!





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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2011, 02:35:49 PM »

new pic!



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« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2011, 01:19:01 PM »

it....normally works just fine!.....seriously this has never happened before.....umm....what time is your husband home?
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« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2011, 02:54:29 PM »

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If "it happens to every man", why doesn't it ever seem to happen to your brother?   >:(

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I like how that pic got more responses than any other   ;D

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I like how that pic got more responses than any other   ;D

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new pic!





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"If you'd had your finances in order this wouldn't have happened"

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"They don't pay me enough fot that..." - said the guy on sunglasses.  :icon_rr:
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Wait...  Is that like the "Raleians" who were in the news for
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This wasn't what I had in mind when you said 'centre fold'.

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"I'm bored..."
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"come BAAAAAAAACK! my little bike can only do 40 KPH"
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I always wanted to star a Abe Shape 10000 informational!
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why would i want to be friends with a caboose like that?
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off topic but I REALLY liked Farscape....
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off topic but I REALLY liked Farscape....
 " knew we could wee standing up!

how is this off-topic?  ; - }
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many young men are blessed with gaydar, which makes finding a lifestyle choice that much easier.


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You don't need your eyes, there's an app for this

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« Reply #189 on: April 20, 2012, 02:49:48 PM »

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« Reply #190 on: April 21, 2012, 03:02:09 PM »

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« Reply #192 on: May 03, 2012, 04:40:18 AM »

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« Reply #194 on: May 16, 2012, 02:56:56 PM »


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« Reply #197 on: October 03, 2012, 03:30:05 PM »

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« Reply #198 on: October 03, 2012, 03:38:48 PM »

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« Reply #199 on: October 04, 2012, 07:14:45 AM »

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« Reply #200 on: October 06, 2012, 08:29:26 PM »

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« Reply #202 on: October 13, 2012, 06:53:08 PM »

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« Reply #204 on: October 26, 2012, 01:21:01 PM »

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« Reply #205 on: October 26, 2012, 01:21:32 PM »

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« Reply #206 on: October 28, 2012, 11:05:44 PM »

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« Reply #207 on: October 28, 2012, 11:40:19 PM »

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« Reply #208 on: October 29, 2012, 01:36:56 AM »

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« Reply #210 on: October 31, 2012, 03:05:25 PM »

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« Reply #212 on: October 31, 2012, 09:55:54 PM »

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« Reply #213 on: November 01, 2012, 10:33:29 AM »

Someone should be put in charge of picking a winner for these. Contests make life more fun.

I was just thinking we should vote!
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« Reply #215 on: November 03, 2012, 06:29:12 PM »

Losing the key to the handcuffs will haunt these two for a while
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« Reply #216 on: November 03, 2012, 08:36:00 PM »

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« Reply #218 on: November 10, 2012, 06:42:58 PM »

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« Reply #223 on: November 14, 2012, 12:16:47 PM »

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« Reply #225 on: November 14, 2012, 11:22:39 PM »

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« Reply #233 on: November 10, 2013, 12:35:17 AM »

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« Reply #234 on: November 10, 2013, 09:01:45 AM »

new pic!


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« Reply #237 on: January 07, 2015, 11:42:32 AM »

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