So I was Lucy Pevensie and Hitler was trying to kill me. Peter, Susan, Eugene (apparently the small boy who comes into the library and reads exactly the same books as I did at his age was deemed a suitable replacement for Edmond) and I ran through a castle and down this slope to get away from Hitler, who was much shorter than you'd think, and very squeaky. We ran through a door out onto a meadow, and the world went sort of Final Fantasy X graphics-y. We ran across the meadow to another door to another meadow, but Hitler was catching up all the time. Then Peter had a brainwave - we sat down for a picnic, and when Hitler caught up we invited him to join us. He was quite sweet, really, but sort of spoilt and obviously insane and trying to kill us. Then we pretended we were playing a game where he had to get on one of our backs and for some damn reason he chose me, even though I was the littlest. I tried to run off with him, which was the plan (run off with Hitler and dump him in a river or something), but one of my feet had gone dead so I was sort of hobbling. When I finally wriggled it around and got the feeling back, I woke up because my leg was waving about in the air.
