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[Indja]

I was selling insurance. What the hell.

That was this morning, last night I dreamt my sister and I were Jewish and running away from the Nazis. The rest of the family were very supportive, but not a great deal of help - my dad kept packing my pyjama bottoms wrong. Because, obviously, if you're running for your life, you need well-folded jimjams.

[Captain Oblivious]

I had a dream where I was going to a birthday party, but I had to go right after I woke up. And I was so confused cos I was still mostly asleep when we were going there and I was going with someone in a wheelchair and my sister I think. And they were arguing about what they wanted to bring, and I kept getting SO CONFUSED. And also, it didn't help that I was really restricted by something. I couldn't really move my shoulders cos I was sunburnt (which is true irl but I don't know why I couldn't move). And then I met someone and I was trying to explain who was who (even though it was obvious which one was which) and I kept getting really confused again. Then I woke up.

Upon waking, I remembered I'd read somewhere that if you have a recurring dream it symbolises something you need to work on or something. And then I remembered the recurring dreams I had when I was younger. One of them was that my house or one of the houses next to ours was on fire. Another was being chased by a witch who wanted to kill me. Urm.

[SeeAnne]

I dreamt the world was ending. Ufos came and went. It was so scary!

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

I HAD MY FIRST CLEGGY SEX DREAM!!
I'm very proud. He gives magnificent oral.

I'm so proud of you 

[Morpheus Laughing]

I had quite a few weird dreams last night and two were notable for morons that get away with being morons because they existed only for a briefly annoying time in my mind...

1) Some guy sees me looking smart in a suit whilst on a beach and assumes that I would like to pass judgement on the fashion sense of two strangers. I say that I don’t care what anyone looks like and he gets angry because it’s his new show and that I should care because I have taste. The rest of the dream involves me being harassed and eventually giving a seminar about not talking to strangers.

2) I meet a friend at his parent’s house before his birthday but a rocking floor (boat like) hampers the situation. This means that on a number of occasions red wine is spilt on white carpets. Eventually the mother comes in the room and complains that she didn’t want us there because we where drunks (especially me) and that she knew this would happen. I explained that a rocking floor makes it inevitable that stuff is spilt. Arguments follow....

If there is a God, dream characters need to go to hell for the stress they cause. These are not the worst I've encountered and some of them are bloody evil.

[CeeGBee]

I HAD MY FIRST CLEGGY SEX DREAM!!
I'm very proud. He gives magnificent oral.

That can't be right...  Everyone knows that when a politician moves his mouth,
it just means he's lying to you....

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Please don't let me have a sex dream about Caroline Lucas. That would be uncomfortable for all parties involved.

[slyvia k]

2 nights ago i dreamt that my parents found out i was dating a girl,
and they threw me out of the second floor window, i hit the ground and then they threw this HUGE black suitcase on me and i couldn't move...
it was awful, it felt SO real, i was like, ''what am i going to do now!''

[Captain Oblivious]

I had a dream last night that just as I was about to move in with Thomas, he was like "I'm sorry Roisin, I don't think I can live with you, please find somewhere else to live". So naturally, I went to Jacob freaking out and he let me move in with him. I asked him who he was living with and he said "Lucy, Cal, Mike and Michelle...no, not Michelle, Roisin". And I was like "...dude, I'm Roisin" and he said it was the other Roisin. So anyway, he took me to the place he was living and it was HUGE. I can't really explain it but there was a big entrance hall type thing and then you looked down a corridor and it was just a huge line of doors, as far as you could see. So then I was in the entrance hall for some reason and then suddenly I had on the smallest skirt I own and a tshirt. Then for some reason, the skirt vanished so it was just me in a tshirt and underwear in this entrance hall. And I didn't know which room was Jacob's, so I was just sitting on this sofa with hardly any clothes on trying to not care. Then, Jacob stuck his head out one of the doors which was his "apartment" but was really just a room with four single beds. It didn't occur to me in the dream how 6 people would fit in 4 beds but whatevs.

And that was my dream.

[Sarah Doll]

The last two nights' dreams have been mighty strange.. I just remember that Liza Minelli was in it last night.. Must have been because I went to see SATC2 yday Haha...

EDIT rather than double posting

Yestrerday I was reading and got reeaallly sleepy so I just kinda drifted off for like an hour..and had a sexy, gay dream.. I've no idea why since I was reading a Stephen King horror! There was a changing room involved (and I think Ms. Christina Hendricks!) which was odd since I was in like 3 changing rooms today!

[Indja]

I dreamt I had a really, really hairy chest. Like, hairy even for a man I really, REALLY hope it's not prophetic...

I've had a whole bunch of freaky-ass dreams recently, but they're all really long and I cba posting them xD Rest assured, Indja's Imaginarium is working magnificently.

[edgar jr.]

i thought this thread was titled "Wet Dreams"

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

i thought this thread was titled "Wet Dreams"

They often are.

[Pandora]

I had a Shadowbox dream, it was very realistic. I dreamt that someone posted about being sad about something, and then Indja said she would bake brownies with orange and mango (which sounds pretty gross), and eat them while thinking about the sad person, and this would somehow benefit the sad person.

[Devery]

I was having sex with my ex and she came in big, huge globs all over the place.