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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #795 on: March 30, 2010, 07:42:15 AM »

Ooh la la. I had some fucking weird dreams last night and this morning. I was at work but I bunked off to hang out with my friend Lauren, who'd got really really fat in my dream for some reason. Then it turned out she worked with me, and our teacher (teaches me French and Lauren German) was our boss. She not only fired us, but got us excluded too.

The next one, I couldn't find any trousers, so Roger from American Dad helped, but instead of shouting at him for being crap I shouted at my step-mum by accident. Turned out I was playing a gig, and the whole family (inc. Roger) were coming and they had like twelve guitars. I tried to tell them I only needed Miranda, but they insisted, so we couldn't fit in the car. Then my dad went, "Ah well, you'd of been shit anyway" and like walked out.

Finally, I dreamt about Harry Potter except there was evil scary cloning, Malfoy's family owned a weapons dealer company thing, Harry and Ron and Neville had been replaced by the Kaiser Chiefs and Hermione was really hot. It was directed by Joss Whedon, who cameoed as a ghost.
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #796 on: April 03, 2010, 06:51:16 AM »

Ooh la la. I had some fucking weird dreams last night and this morning. I was at work but I bunked off to hang out with my friend Lauren, who'd got really really fat in my dream for some reason. Then it turned out she worked with me, and our teacher (teaches me French and Lauren German) was our boss. She not only fired us, but got us excluded too.

The next one, I couldn't find any trousers, so Roger from American Dad helped, but instead of shouting at him for being crap I shouted at my step-mum by accident. Turned out I was playing a gig, and the whole family (inc. Roger) were coming and they had like twelve guitars. I tried to tell them I only needed Miranda, but they insisted, so we couldn't fit in the car. Then my dad went, "Ah well, you'd of been shit anyway" and like walked out.

Finally, I dreamt about Harry Potter except there was evil scary cloning, Malfoy's family owned a weapons dealer company thing, Harry and Ron and Neville had been replaced by the Kaiser Chiefs and Hermione was really hot. It was directed by Joss Whedon, who cameoed as a ghost.

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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #797 on: April 03, 2010, 10:02:27 AM »

When I get stressed I usually have restaurant dreams. The other night, under a lot of job pressure, I met Neil Gaiman in a library. His hair was extra Crazy, including one long curl hanging down to his waist, and he was wearing a white shirt (!). He greeted me like an old friend and gave me a hug. He said "You shouldn't be doing this. It's not good for you. Come and work with me."  And took my hand and lead me into the rest of his house where there were other people writing, cooking, talking, making music etc. I had such a feeling of calm and happiness and woke up feeling warm and peaceful like everything was going to OK. Then started wondering what I was supposed to do for him. This dream has been real touchstone for me and I have a sense that I need to get back to my creative work.
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #798 on: April 03, 2010, 10:13:48 AM »

I had I dream last night that I was on Project Runway, and we had to create a runway look.
I couldn't think of anything at all, and I was worried about the fact that I'm not a master at sewing.
So, I was putting myself down, saying stuff like, "I'm a terrible designer, I suck."
And my favorite person on the show, Seth Aaron, was telling me that, yes, I did suck and I was really terrible and I had no talent.
I ended up making high-waisted red velvet pants that kept turning into a long skirt and then back to pants, and I made a tank top to tuck into the pants/skirt.
When we got to the runway show, the judges gave me absolutely no points and I was kicked off.

The worst part is that I love Seth Aaron and he thought I sucked. :-\
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #799 on: April 03, 2010, 10:55:28 AM »

loads of weird dreams in the same night...

One about trying to write a novel about perceptual disturbance and then becoming progressively more crazy as I imagined the scenarios (which began to manifest literally due to the nature of the dreamworld). I was sort of analysing the "hallucinations" and trying to record what was happening but all the time semi realising that I couldn't trust myself to record things accurately because I was hallucinating.

I woke up with a similar inclination to write a story about what was happening in the dream but the vividness wasn't there and without the vividness it would just have turned into another unreliable narrator story with no particular originality.
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #800 on: April 03, 2010, 04:34:56 PM »

I had an incredibly weird dream last night, that didn't make sense at all. It started around my house. Lucy was there, and an old good friend. Also AFP was there for some reason, and she signed some stuff for me. I went to Lucy and asked if she already talked to Amanda, and she said she didn't, and also didn't have the urge to go. I was confused. Suddenly, I was in Iraq. The same people were there I believe, plus some other ones, except Amanda. Most people there were old friends. I was in a bus, and we drove to the centre of an abandoned town. Some buildings looked bombed. When I got in the centre, there was a big building, but the top of it was gone. There were some local people there too, and one guy grabbed a pack of cards and asked me (in his own language, and with some hand signs) what the price of it was. I had no idea, but the cards looked like the Evelyn Evelyn ones. After that a friend suddenly yelled "omg, you totally have a crush on her!!", and with "her" she meant a girl with both know, that was somewhere around that place too. I felt embarrassed and awkward and then I woke up.

One of my weirdest dreams ever. I have no idea how this all was connected in one and the same dream, and what it could mean.
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #801 on: April 04, 2010, 08:36:40 AM »

I had a dream last night that I was Noel Fielding's conjoined twin.....

This is what happens if you spend a day sick in bed watching the Might Boosh and listening to Evelyn Evelyn.

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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #802 on: April 04, 2010, 07:20:37 PM »

i dreamed that i was a student (?) so i was going down into a mine with a group of other students, in this tiny lift. well i knew there were other students, they just  weren't with me. so we got down there, then i saw a temperature reading and it was 111 degrees celcius in there, and i was really freaked out. in the lift it was warm, but nowhere near that. my teacher, and the other students, just walked into the heated area; the walls were dark red with heat in there. there was an airlock created by a random modern-looking glass door, and i was too scared so i stayed in the lift. i never saw them again. the temperature was increasing rapidly, so we (the lift-driver and i) had to go up quickly. the lift engine was in the compartment with us, and i had to crouch on it to stop my feet being melted off by some super-heated liquid on the lift floor. the lift driver stayed where he was, he didn't seem to care that his feet were in this substance... i don't think he was human, he didn't have a face, or at least i didn't see it.

we returned to the surface really quick, where the lift-driver turned into a male family friend i know well... i think my uncle.we were on an island which was surrounded by steep cliffs, and i had my phone out, taking pictures. i looked at my phone and it started taking the pictures minutes before i reached the object which was being photographed... and then it started taking pictures as if i was falling into the water. i knew if i kept going how i was, i would fall into that very deep water soon, so i stopped walking and held onto a vine just in case. i watched a video of myself falling from the highest cliff on the island into the water; i don't know if i survived or not. i was freaked out. then i think i woke up straightaway
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #803 on: April 04, 2010, 07:26:14 PM »

The other night I had a dream that there was this murderous Santa trying to kill me and my blind granny. And he rang us or something, and I had to help my granny figure out what he was saying and how to run away. But obviously she's blind so she couldn't move very fast and I had to help her along. He must not have been very fast cos he didn't catch up with us haha. That was weird. He looked kind of like a child's drawing of a Santa, with a badly drawn beard and suit. haha.

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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #804 on: April 07, 2010, 08:46:20 AM »

Aaah! This fucked up my whole morning, I was so confused and deeply unhappy when I woke up :(

I dreamt that I had acted as an extra in the old Doctor Who and ended up kissing David Tennant for some reason, and then I was an extra again on the new series and there was like a whole group of people my age that the Doctor was looking after - he was taking it very seriously (the Doctor, not Matt Smith) and kept being all like, "You've got to trust me, I will never to anything to breach that trust" because we were especially vulnerable 17-18 year olds. I think we were aliens, or abused, or both. Then he had to do something to one of us to save the world. He said, "I have to do something that may be very difficult to deal with - it crosses a line between our relationships. I need someone who trusts me absolutely" and I stepped forwards and he smiled at me before lying me down on the grass while everyone else crowded round in a circle. He then licked the side of my ace very slowly, then licked my neck on the other side, and then he kissed my forehead before pressing his mouth against mine - he wasn't kissing me, just sort of breathing, and I could taste his breath and feel- this was one of the weirdest bits, I could feel two heartbeats, even though he wasn't reeeeaaally the Doctor, just Matt Smith acting. I decided he must be a very talented actor indeed. Anyway, he stayed on my mouth for a while, and I was getting quite giddy, and then he kissed me very softly and stood up. And the director shouted cut!

BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE.

There was a brief bit where we were having a wrap party, like a huge posh meal and we were all wearing either tuxes or ballgowns. We'd been filming in the grounds of a country house, and we were eating in one of the halls there. There were two tables, but my friend Alison and I were late so instead of getting to sit on the table with Matt and the rest of the cast, we had to sit with tthe producers and for some reason a lot of very old lawyers. We were also really giddy, so we were running about in our snazzy heels and shrieking with laughter before finally sitting down and then just giggling a lot.

Then I was at home, writing on the Shadowbox about what had Made My Day, and I remembered I'd made this film of the time I'd kissed David Tennant so I was trying to find it. I was writing on other threads as well, but I don't remember which.

And then I woke up. I was gutted - it was like ten to two in the afternoon, but I went downstairs and I thought, "That's weird, I just dreamt I kissed Matt Smith - I dreamt I kissed David Tennant once too" And I went on the computer which I'd left on all night to tell the Shadowbox about it. Then I wanted to watch a film I'd made of Amanda and another one which was a cowboy film, and I found the episode of me kissing Matt Smith on BBC iPlayer.

Then I *actually* woke up, and it was only half past 11 and none of it was true - I hadn't made any films or kissed any Doctors. I was gutted.
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #805 on: April 08, 2010, 08:23:03 AM »

I had a weird dream, that kept jumping from scene to scene. It's like I was watching a movie, walked away for several minutes, and came back in a completely different scene from the same movie.

Anyway, the parts I remember are a bit weird. First thing I remember was being on a bus, and we drove next to the sea. I was sitting next to someone, who we will just call person A. for now. Next thing, we were with the same people from the bus in a building in my town. Again, I was sitting next to A., and we were just joking around and stuff. After that we walked out of the building, and the owner of the building called A. who went into a room with him. I have no idea what happened, but when A. came out I was really mad for some reason. So A. walked outside, stepped into a car. And somehow I figured out that there was nothing to be mad about, so I ran outside, to the car trying to talk to A. A. lowered the window and I said that I was so sorry or being mad, and that I was wrong, and I kept on apologising. And then I kissed A's forehead :uglystupid2:. Everything was fine again, and we decided to go back inside for another drink. And I can't remember anything after that, so I guess I woke up there :P

This is also the second time, within a week, that this person was in a dream. :-\
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #806 on: April 08, 2010, 10:48:14 AM »


I dreamt that I had acted as an extra in the old Doctor Who and ended up kissing David Tennant 

I LOVE THIS DREAM!! Can I borrow it? I regularly have Doctor Who dreams in which I am a companion helping him to save the world. Lots of danger and narrow escapes. Not so much kissing. Can't wait to see the new Doctor, but I remain faithful to David Tennant!
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #807 on: April 08, 2010, 10:50:56 AM »


I dreamt that I had acted as an extra in the old Doctor Who and ended up kissing David Tennant 

I LOVE THIS DREAM!! Can I borrow it? I regularly have Doctor Who dreams in which I am a companion helping him to save the world. Lots of danger and narrow escapes. Not so much kissing. Can't wait to see the new Doctor, but I remain faithful to David Tennant!

What, you want the whole dream or just the bit where I was kissing DT? I'm not sure I'm happy separating them - they're like siblings in Care xD I looove my Doctor Who dreams. I've only had one that didn't have any kissing in at all, and that had cardboard Daleks.
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #808 on: April 08, 2010, 11:05:13 AM »

I had a dream last night where my friends threw a surprise birthday thing for me in this estate close to my house. They gave me a big present and then made me go on this little path leading from the estate to my garden and I think it was a path of chocolate. Anyway, we got to the other side and there was this Irish TV presenter there and they'd arranged for me to go on this quiz show thing but I hadn't a clue what was going on. After that was done, I had to go queue to get a certificate to say that I'd taken part. Then, Obama came over and congratulated me.

I have odd dreams.
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Re: weird dreams
« Reply #809 on: April 08, 2010, 12:01:26 PM »

I have odd dreams.

Are.... are you kidding me?? Have you seen some of the things on here? Given that you weren't having sex with a family pet while an astronaut and a dinosaur filmed you, you're doing pretty well!
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