-When a piece of literature, or music stemming from an incompetent person becomes a 'Cult-hit' and/or gains an insanely large and rabid fan-base.
[Twitards? Why, God, Why?]
-When a close friend of mine has a musical mood swing,
and instead of preserving the beauty that is their personality and individuality...
"Oh, I
used to like her. Until I found
real music."
"What is real music, X?"
"Bullet for My Valentine, Medic Droid, [Insert Generic Sounding Emo Band Here]..."
"Oh dear god, What have they done to you?!"
No offense to those who enjoy those types of bands,
It's the selling-out-to-be-apart-of-the-emo-movement...because 'they understand me'
That make me want to whip out every metal, black metal, punk, [Brechtian Punk Cabaret, for that matter] band or artist I know of, and show her//him that you don't have to listen to young boys with flippy haircuts talk about sucky childhoods to have music and lyrics you can relate to.
Shit, here, let me write you a song...
-Rogues.
[Do you play WoW? Or perhaps an MMORPG involving tank, DPS, Cleric and Caster-DPS type classes? If not, you might have a hard time understanding.]
To summarize this particular bit of STRONG DISLIKE:
"omg i r leet cuz mai crit iz so high lulul i pwn in teh beegees"
Or, more commonly seen, the "I think I'm smart" elitist rogue:
"I don't need stat weights and equivalences, I top every DPS chart I'm ever on, It's sad how you...blah blah blah blah blah..."
-Drunk 19 year olds who get picked up by their friends' mother and taken to a public pool, where they promptly proceed to spew their drunken, hateful slurs and spit on my boyfriend, then carry on with "I have friends in the [insert gang name here] who will [insert obscene expression of violence] you."
Stupid...should be illegal.
Or a disease.
Whose only cure is brutally painful brain-zapping.
..or something.
._.
-When someone pretends to be a gender that they are not.
I do not mean sex-change operations, or transvestites...No, god[dess] knows I'm not straight either, I have only love for my fellow LGBT's.
What I mean is...
"No, I swear I'm a chick, just talk to me on vent!"
-signs off and disappears for 6 months-
......

!
For some odd reason, I came across an
INCREDIBLY manipulative person who insists on changing
"her" name, her picture...it's just..
"Say you're a dude.
it's fine you're gay.
Really.
You're starting to annoy me."
Lying about that sort of thing [in that way, the toxic, he-said, she-said crap]
only buries you in bullshit, if you value someone's friendship...
DON'T BE A FLAKE AND TRY TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT.
Grrrrr.
Okay, I'm calm.
End rant
