Amanda's got a blog. If blogs could talk, it'd ask you to read it. It might even say "please."
I mean, we're losers with bandwidth. #LOFNOTC
facebook is like the worst book I've ever read. the characters do not evolve one bit and the plot is going nowhere.
^I'm pretty sure if I'm turning into a horse to fuck a stranger off the internet, vodka will play its part...
Lighting cigarettes with you
I AM LACTATING WITH RAGE