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crappy poetry thread :D
« on: April 11, 2012, 07:20:51 PM »

roses are red
violets are blue
I'm so much more
goth-er than u

 :D

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Re: crappy poetry thread :D
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2012, 07:16:21 PM »

drunk poem from the other night:

i'm awesomer than everybody
and everybody is awesomer than me
but the aswesomest is using grammar wrongly
 :uglystupid2:



EDIT: hm just reread and realised my poem sounds a bit like a ripoff of yours although i swear i was such a bad poet all by myself!! :D
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Re: crappy poetry thread :D
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2012, 12:54:33 AM »

I wouldn't worry
originality
isn't all it's cracked up to be

and besides
it's not like I
made it up
from nothing

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Re: crappy poetry thread :D
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2012, 01:20:29 AM »

[stolen from someone else's FB]
Roses are tits,
Violets are tits
tits tits tits
tits tits tits tits





Possibly the most beautiful thing I've ever read....  :love4:
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Re: crappy poetry thread :D
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2012, 05:18:02 AM »

tits are excellent
most everyone loves tits
your mum's are online



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Re: crappy poetry thread :D
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2012, 08:58:49 AM »

tits are excellent
most everyone loves tits
your mum's are online





this poem above
is almost like a haiku
except it is not
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Re: crappy poetry thread :D
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2012, 09:50:52 AM »

rainy day
rainy day
piss on us
some more, why don't ya?

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Re: crappy poetry thread :D
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2012, 11:57:57 AM »

A favourite has always been

Roses are red
violets are blue
I've got a knife
get in the van

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Re: crappy poetry thread :D
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2012, 12:04:50 PM »

Roses are red
Except when they're dead


Fire Truck Fire Truck Fire Truck
Woo.
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Re: crappy poetry thread :D
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2014, 02:32:40 PM »

Birds in the sky
...yep, they're still there
gotta come down
sometime
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