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[colordeaf]

...to play Halo with.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

[85283-071]

When I was thirteen, we paid hookers in cash... unless they went to school with us. Then we paid them in drugs.

[jupiter or japan]

The headline made me go "HELL YEAH!!!"

The message within made me weep.

[Pope Totalfrog]

When I was thirteen, we paid hookers in cash... unless they went to school with us. Then we paid them in drugs.

Did you have to walk 10 miles in the snow with no shoes to pay these hookers??

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

This is the best thing I have read all year 

I am fairly sure his dad won't forget his birthday again, it just isn't fair for a 13 yr old to have to supply his own hookers on his birthday!!

[85283-071]

When I was thirteen, we paid hookers in cash... unless they went to school with us. Then we paid them in drugs.

Did you have to walk 10 miles in the snow with no shoes to pay these hookers??

Not even three miles, and I wore shoes if it snowed. Later, I set up my own little snow woman brothel, so for promotional reasons, I only balled snowgirls.

[doritojoe89]

i fucking love this story... go america!

[$ethie]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Hmmm... Larceny, hookers, greed.... this kid will make a good politician. Well, a good republican, anyway.

[Pope Totalfrog]

Not even three miles, and I wore shoes if it snowed. Later, I set up my own little snow woman brothel, so for promotional reasons, I only balled snowgirls.

Weren't you worried about frostbite?


 

[Bill H]

Yeah cuz you will never get that sorta behavior from a Democrat....

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Hmmm... Larceny, hookers, greed.... this kid will make a good politician. Well, a good republican, anyway.

[SomewhatDamaged]

So these kids get a motel room, pay for two hookers & play with a fucking xbox! 

If I was that kids father I wouldn't be so worried about the theft side of the situation as the fact his son is some lame billy no mates loser that buys two hookers & asks them to play xbox games!
What a fuckwit.

[Kenny Wisdom]

If I was that kids father...

I'd have done the exact same thing.

"Son, how'd ya like a pocket money raise, no chores for a year, a copy of GTA IV and you can stay up late, even on school nights?"

"Hell yeah, pop!"

"Okay... get youself down to this motel room and when your mom asks about the credit card statement, this is what you say..."

 

[SomewhatDamaged]

3 boxes to play with & he chose the xbox 

MUPPET!

[85283-071]

Yeah cuz you will never get that sorta behavior from a Democrat....

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Hmmm... Larceny, hookers, greed.... this kid will make a good politician. Well, a good republican, anyway.

http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repub_scandals_10_17_07.php

[Junkyard Willie]

http://www.boycottliberalism.com/Scandals.htm

Yeah cuz you will never get that sorta behavior from a Democrat....

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Hmmm... Larceny, hookers, greed.... this kid will make a good politician. Well, a good republican, anyway.

http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repub_scandals_10_17_07.php

[CeeGBee]

http://www.boycottliberalism.com/Scandals.htm

Funny...  I'd expect a better list.  For all that there are a few really bad apples, they've
dug through state and even local officers to include a bunch of people who were "indicted",
but presumably acquitted, and one guy (later a Congressman and widely respected jurist)
who spent four months in prison for having the nerve to defend someone against Senator
McCarthy's Communist witch-hunts of the 40s and 50s.

Besides, most of these are simple money-crimes.  Where's the sex and drugs?

C'mon "Conservatives", you can come up with more dirt than that.