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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2008, 04:34:33 PM »

You say your mum used to work for this guy?
I say she knows dirt. Play his game.

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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2008, 07:51:30 PM »

That's full flight?
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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2008, 10:01:02 PM »

Holy moses! :o
I'm surprised he can even make it to "full flight" after all that tattooing on his hoo-hah.
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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2008, 11:05:45 AM »

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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2008, 12:27:31 PM »

Oy veh!
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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2008, 02:36:53 PM »

the penis tattoo i could have lived without. easily the ugliest thing i have ever seen. i suppose i say that before looking in the mirror.

anywho, Sethie if they fire you, you could work for me as my online attorney. i'll pay you in pickles.
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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2008, 10:24:15 PM »

the penis tattoo i could have lived without. easily the ugliest thing i have ever seen. i suppose i say that before looking in the mirror.

anywho, Sethie if they fire you, you could work for me as my online attorney. i'll pay you in pickles.

Fuck your pickles, bitch. I demand a living wage of maraschino cherries.

Pickles are disgusting. It's like, mummified vegetables. They take it, and they suck the life out of it, and then they put it in a jar. It's an evil process meant to... well, I don't know, something involving the NWO and corrupting the innocence of children.
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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2008, 10:30:07 PM »

the penis tattoo i could have lived without. easily the ugliest thing i have ever seen. i suppose i say that before looking in the mirror.

anywho, Sethie if they fire you, you could work for me as my online attorney. i'll pay you in pickles.

Fuck your pickles, bitch. I demand a living wage of maraschino cherries.

Pickles are disgusting. It's like, mummified vegetables. They take it, and they suck the life out of it, and then they put it in a jar. It's an evil process meant to... well, I don't know, something involving the NWO and corrupting the innocence of children.


of course pickles are evil, and soul sucking. that's why i like them so much. as a matter of fact, i have a whole jar of them in the refrigerator. yum yum.

but if you must have maraschino cherries, teh Sethie will have his maraschino cherries. only because we love you. as a matter of fact, now -i- want to go out and buy some maraschino cherries. damn you, Sethie. damn you.
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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2008, 03:16:08 PM »

the penis tattoo i could have lived without. easily the ugliest thing i have ever seen. i suppose i say that before looking in the mirror.

anywho, Sethie if they fire you, you could work for me as my online attorney. i'll pay you in pickles.

Fuck your pickles, bitch. I demand a living wage of maraschino cherries.

Pickles are disgusting. It's like, mummified vegetables. They take it, and they suck the life out of it, and then they put it in a jar. It's an evil process meant to... well, I don't know, something involving the NWO and corrupting the innocence of children.


of course pickles are evil, and soul sucking. that's why i like them so much. as a matter of fact, i have a whole jar of them in the refrigerator. yum yum.

but if you must have maraschino cherries, teh Sethie will have his maraschino cherries. only because we love you. as a matter of fact, now -i- want to go out and buy some maraschino cherries. damn you, Sethie. damn you.

I have a jar too, but only because it came with the apartment. Yes, I'm totally serious. The fridge came with the apartment, and the pickles came with the fridge. There's been a running joke that they're lucky pickles (since they were the only food item in the whole kitchen that the previous tenant didn't discard) and it'd be bad luck to throw them out. Every time someone new comes to my apartment, I tell them the story and offer them ten dollars to eat one, and become imbibed with the magical pickle luck. No one's done it yet.

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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2008, 04:25:49 PM »

i'd eat one.
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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2008, 04:37:06 PM »

Me too. Pickles are supposed to be old. As long as they're in the vinegar, I think they're safe.
Caddy and I will eat your pickle, Sethie. lolololooll
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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2008, 11:49:25 PM »

Me too. Pickles are supposed to be old. As long as they're in the vinegar, I think they're safe.
Caddy and I will eat your pickle, Sethie. lolololooll

It's not the oldness that scares me, it's the fear that the former tenant was a deranged fuck who pissed into the pickle jar thinking that the next owner might eat one, and the thought of someone eating his piss-pickle (oooh, double entendre!) gave him some sick jolly that he (or she) could masturbate to.
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I DREAMT ABOUT HAVING A PENIS. I HAD FANTASIES OF STROKING MY PENIS. AS I DIE, I IMAGINE MYSELF BEING SLICED OPEN WITH A...~ACKBLOODDEATH~

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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2008, 12:06:39 AM »

fine then. i'd clean the pickle, masturbate with it, and THEN i'd eat it. that fine with you, mister pickypants?
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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2008, 03:02:02 AM »

fine then. i'd clean the pickle, masturbate with it, and THEN i'd eat it. that fine with you, mister pickypants?

Sounds hot. I'll videotape it and put it on pornotube.
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I DREAMT ABOUT HAVING A PENIS. I HAD FANTASIES OF STROKING MY PENIS. AS I DIE, I IMAGINE MYSELF BEING SLICED OPEN WITH A...~ACKBLOODDEATH~

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Re: Fired for a tattoo?
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2008, 04:46:37 AM »

fine then. i'd clean the pickle, masturbate with it, and THEN i'd eat it. that fine with you, mister pickypants?

Sounds hot. I'll videotape it and put it on pornotube.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaw!

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