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[$ethie]

http://www.blenkinandco.com/Templates/BC_Default.asp?modeID=Property&uID=63&GroupName=Sheriff%20Hutton%20Castle%20Estate%20and%20Warden's%20House&DoLogin=

So, I'm thinking that we buy it, and we can all live in the farmhouse. We'll make money by opening a small organic co-op, then selling our top-secret mulberry jam recipe to a multi-national conglomerate. We'll have cows and chickens and goats, too. Oh, and there's the little matter of the seven hundred year old ruins to explore. We can give tours, and open a museum of shit that we find.


For the most part, I'm totally serious. We can do a timeshare type deal, or something, except I'll live there permanently while everyone else comes and goes, or we can all live together, because mostly everyone here is pretty awesome. If twenty-five people get in on this, it'll only cost $120,000. I can probably get a loan for that much.

I really need a change of scenery, and ancient british ruins sound just my style.

[Brittany]

Well, I have a million.  How about the rest of you guys?  Wanna pool together?

[caddy]

can i pay for my portion in maraschino cherries, Sethie?

[Bad Kitty]

If someone has £595,000 (that's, what, a million-and-a-bit US dollars?) they want to gift me.. I'll buy THIS PLACE and you can all come and stay whenever you want. I promise.

No ancient ruins on site, but it is near London Zoo..

[dangerpants]

No ancient ruins on site, but it is near London Zoo..

This one sounds better.
Plus, we can just build our own guddurn ruins.

[yosmark]

I have 15 bucks, wait until i graduate and i will be able to put my 120 000 dollars by now i only have 15 bucks; nevertheless i could be your Mexican service bitch i would be like the service maid in will & grace only than in a ... man haha so i could live there.

[Haushinka]

Yeah but nobody wants to go to York. Do they?

[CeeGBee]

 

I'd prefer a ruined Scottish castle, but if all we can afford is English, I'm sure it'll do.



Oh, and shouldn't this be in Anarchy, so no one else can see where our Secret Shadowbox Hideout is?

[lentower]

be more fun to turn it into a dresdon dolls museum and performance center

[Musings]

*Calculates price I can get for selling a kidney on Ebay*

[caddy]

be more fun to turn it into a dresdon dolls museum and performance center

how about we don't and say we did, eh?

[CeeGBee]

be more fun to turn it into a dresdon dolls museum and performance center

how about we don't and say we did, eh?

I'm with Suzy on this one...
Performance spaces are dime-a-dozen, castle ruins are scarce and wondrous things.

[$ethie]

be more fun to turn it into a dresdon dolls museum and performance center

how about we don't and say we did, eh?

I'm with Suzy on this one...
Performance spaces are dime-a-dozen, castle ruins are scarce and wondrous things.

Yeah. Plus, shouldn't a prospective dresden dolls museum be opened in boston, not some random place in england?

And don't give me any shit about how hypocritical it is to have the SBHQ in england, but the museum somewhere else. It just makes sense that we should buy the coolest property on the market and then live there forever and never die, because we're super awesome like that.

Musings: I'm not interested in your kidney, but I'll give you $25 for your liver. I have some fava beans and a nice chianti all ready to go.

[caddy]

mmmm. that sounds delicious. i'd be in to get down on some home-cooked liver. i hear Sri Lankans are spicy. mmm, spicy brains. ...i mean....liveerrr.

i've done a bit of back ally surgery. just get me some fabric shears, a needle, some thread, a pack of straws, a bunch of wet naps, and a couple of bottles of Everclear...and we're set. <3

[Kovacs]

Plus, we can just build our own guddurn ruins.

I like this idea, because the process of actually building a ruin would be really really fun. Build something amazing and mysterious, then smash the shit out of it so people can only very vaguely figure what it did. Import some rocks from across the world just to fuck with em a bit.

Make sure it has a "series of small walls" as well.

"These were a small walled people..."