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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #105 on: June 20, 2008, 07:00:09 PM »

I just found out that I have to visit certain people on the weekend that I may be related to by way of marriage. Just knowing that I have to go there has ruined my day.

This is a little note for them so that the visit can go a little bit more smoothly.

1. I am pretty happy with the way I look, and while I do understand that I am bigger than some I am also smaller than many others and am perfectly healthy. (I eat a healthy vegetarian diet and I exercise everyday - do you? Oh and there is nothing wrong with being a vegetarian either.)

2. I raise my children in the manner I choose to and I really don't care that you think I am an inappropriate role model, I am their mother and a damn good one too. I am teaching my children that creativity is beautiful and that that the world isn't only filled with straight, christian, white people.

3. I am not going to take sides in your ridiculous arguments with people. Your son's girlfriend is a grown woman and does not have to do what you say.

4. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

Thankyou for letting me get that off my chest. Now I will just have to source some valium and I should remain nice and calm for the duration of the visit. Hopefully.


Fuck.

I'm half-tempted to go entirely gay so that I won't be able to marry in my state and won't have to suffer the indignity of in-laws.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #106 on: June 20, 2008, 07:09:46 PM »

Fuck.

I'm half-tempted to go entirely gay so that I won't be able to marry in my state and won't have to suffer the indignity of in-laws.

Heh - I sometimes consider this as an option to get away from them!!!
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #107 on: June 21, 2008, 08:37:50 AM »

I'm not supposed to talk about my job online, but I think one of my managers hates me. She dumped a drawer of panties that she was giving to me on the floor, and said "Sorry, it happens," then continued talking to us new-hires about what she wanted us to do... while I was on the floor, picking up underwear. And she ignores me when I say hello. WTH? She was so nice to me the first couple days... It's not too bad, but it's certainly bothersome. And yesterday, when I was in cripple-mode because of the shoes I was stupid enough to wear, it was insanely bothersome. When I'm in pain, things like that bug me even more.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #108 on: June 21, 2008, 11:20:16 PM »

She figures even if she can't look like a supermodel, she can be bitchy to people
just like one...  Get even: look fabulous, but be super-sweet...   :icon_queen:
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #109 on: June 22, 2008, 08:06:44 PM »

This didn't really ruin my day, but it suxorz.

I ate rice for breakfast & lunch.
I was HUNGRY.
I asked my roommate to go grocery shopping with me (i cant drive).
he was like
"sure, on wednesday."

WEDNESDAY.
WHAT THE FUCK.

more rice here I come.

-I stole some of his pancake mix for dinner. muahhaa.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #110 on: June 23, 2008, 11:01:37 PM »

George Carlin's death ruined my day. freals.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #111 on: June 24, 2008, 08:04:06 AM »

Yesterday morning, a bottle fell out of my refrigerator onto my foot.  Two toeses severely bruised, maybe broken.  Still hurt.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #112 on: June 24, 2008, 11:22:53 AM »

I'm hungry, but we need to go grocery shopping. Fo'real-real.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #113 on: June 24, 2008, 11:38:03 AM »

Yesterday morning, a bottle fell out of my refrigerator onto my foot.  Two toeses severely bruised, maybe broken.  Still hurt.

...but is the liquor OK?   ;)





(Sorry, I hope your foot's better...)
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #114 on: June 24, 2008, 10:14:21 PM »

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #115 on: June 24, 2008, 10:48:05 PM »

lol. what a bastardbitch.


i fell off the wagon today.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #116 on: June 25, 2008, 01:32:23 AM »

trying on clothing.
iiiick.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #117 on: June 25, 2008, 02:57:48 AM »

getting threatened by drug dealers sure ruined my day.

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #118 on: June 25, 2008, 10:09:57 AM »

trying on clothing.
iiiick.

Yeah, double ick. I always leave frustrated and ready for a fight, haha.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #119 on: June 25, 2008, 01:53:33 PM »

I ran out of Underberg. Damn them and their small bottles. On the plus side, I have enough tops for the tall glass and a twin tin!
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