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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2505 on: February 15, 2009, 02:57:55 PM »

AND NOW THE CAT STARTED SNEEZING UP LOOOONG STRANDS OF GREEN BOOGERS.

Jesus, when it rains, it pours.
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« Reply #2506 on: February 15, 2009, 03:09:47 PM »

AND NOW THE CAT STARTED SNEEZING UP LOOOONG STRANDS OF GREEN BOOGERS.

Jesus, when it rains, it pours.

Did you get those on your arm, too?

No bt srsly, I'M SORRY.  I now have cat of sorts (not mine...I just take care of it...like everything around here), and I wouldn't want to see Anubis sick or anything.  =(
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2507 on: February 15, 2009, 03:12:17 PM »

My parents are talking about moving, which is all fine and dandy if they do it AFTER I graduate high school in 4 months.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2508 on: February 15, 2009, 03:15:03 PM »

AND NOW THE CAT STARTED SNEEZING UP LOOOONG STRANDS OF GREEN BOOGERS.

Jesus, when it rains, it pours.

Did you get those on your arm, too?

No bt srsly, I'M SORRY.  I now have cat of sorts (not mine...I just take care of it...like everything around here), and I wouldn't want to see Anubis sick or anything.  =(

No, thankfully. I don't know what I would have done if that happened. My computer (which is on my lap) would probably end up lodged in the wall.
It's strange, because she's been a little sneezy lately and I haven't thought anything of it because of the lack of boogers and eye gunk. I thought it was because she keeps trying to assist us with "gardening" Vic's houseplants (and cactus), and got some dirt and dust in her nose.

Anubis is a great name for a cat. <3 I still kind of regret naming my bebe Fantasma, because all the vets and stuff get very confused. "Phantomsa?" No. Fantasma.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2509 on: February 15, 2009, 03:20:55 PM »

AND NOW THE CAT STARTED SNEEZING UP LOOOONG STRANDS OF GREEN BOOGERS.

Jesus, when it rains, it pours.

Did you get those on your arm, too?

No bt srsly, I'M SORRY.  I now have cat of sorts (not mine...I just take care of it...like everything around here), and I wouldn't want to see Anubis sick or anything.  =(

No, thankfully. I don't know what I would have done if that happened. My computer (which is on my lap) would probably end up lodged in the wall.
It's strange, because she's been a little sneezy lately and I haven't thought anything of it because of the lack of boogers and eye gunk. I thought it was because she keeps trying to assist us with "gardening" Vic's houseplants (and cactus), and got some dirt and dust in her nose.

Anubis is a great name for a cat. <3 I still kind of regret naming my bebe Fantasma, because all the vets and stuff get very confused. "Phantomsa?" No. Fantasma.

I love when kitties try to help with things.  It's super cute.  ^_^

And Fantasma is an awesome name.  Lmao.  I don't know what I would name a kittie or doggie if I got one.  It'd probably be something painfully human like Mark or Tiffany (all Tiffanys are evil...so I would totally name a cat Tiffany).
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2510 on: February 15, 2009, 03:21:53 PM »

My parents are talking about moving, which is all fine and dandy if they do it AFTER I graduate high school in 4 months.

Ew! That sucks. Can't they wait like 4 months? That's nothing.

And Casarean, I think we have the answer - you have bleach in the bath tub? Go wash in bleach! Then not only are you clean enough for me to hug you, but you also get to multitask - clean your body AND your bath! My cats are called Stella and Phoebe, it's well boring. I want a big black tom called Zachariah.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2511 on: February 15, 2009, 10:17:35 PM »

embassies aren't so bad. i once knew a guy who smoked them. trade them for marlboros if you can find someone willing.

that said, i wouldn't mind if they turned up on my doorstep
People are always borrowing cigarettes off me, so I'll use the embassies for that and save the malboro reds I've got left.

i love reds! they are my holy grail - i.e the cigarettes that i pounce on when i rarely come across the money with which to purchase them.
We can organize an international cigarette trade.  I can get Marb Reds anytime, but they don't import Gauloise Bruns here anymore.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2512 on: February 15, 2009, 10:26:07 PM »

Missing a phone call from someone I was hoping to get contact with.

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2513 on: February 15, 2009, 10:54:21 PM »

No one posting on my " Who's going to the Auckland show " thread.... I mean honestly.... I can't be the only one
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2514 on: February 15, 2009, 10:56:54 PM »

No one posting on my " Who's going to the Auckland show " thread.... I mean honestly.... I can't be the only one
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I just checked...  Someone replied!

(I really didn't think you'd be the only one, but that'd be kinda cool for you: private show!)
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2515 on: February 15, 2009, 11:05:33 PM »

No one posting on my " Who's going to the Auckland show " thread.... I mean honestly.... I can't be the only one
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I just checked...  Someone replied!

(I really didn't think you'd be the only one, but that'd be kinda cool for you: private show!)

YAY!..... Mmmmm private show would be awesome!!!! ok no one else is allowed to buy tickets to the Auckland show  >:D *Evil laugh* I must have Amanda all to myself!
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2516 on: February 16, 2009, 12:48:07 AM »

No one posting on my " Who's going to the Auckland show " thread.... I mean honestly.... I can't be the only one
 :-\
I just checked...  Someone replied!

(I really didn't think you'd be the only one, but that'd be kinda cool for you: private show!)

YAY!..... Mmmmm private show would be awesome!!!! ok no one else is allowed to buy tickets to the Auckland show  >:D *Evil laugh* I must have Amanda all to myself!
Good for you, not so good for AFP...  She had Danger-mouths to feed, ya know...
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2517 on: February 16, 2009, 05:25:16 AM »

embassies aren't so bad. i once knew a guy who smoked them. trade them for marlboros if you can find someone willing.

that said, i wouldn't mind if they turned up on my doorstep
People are always borrowing cigarettes off me, so I'll use the embassies for that and save the malboro reds I've got left.

i love reds! they are my holy grail - i.e the cigarettes that i pounce on when i rarely come across the money with which to purchase them.
Hell yeah! A lot of people say they're too strong, but after going to Palestine and smoking Jamals the whole time, Reds are the only Uk cigarette that doesn't seem weak.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #2518 on: February 16, 2009, 09:20:37 PM »

Fanta (my cat) has:
     a yeast infection (in both ears), which means that at some point in her young life, she had (had being the operative word) ear mites.
     tapeworms (which come with the possibility of us having a flea infestation... But the vet could not find a single flea on her. We still vacuumed and sprayed.)
     and a reoccurring upper respiratory infection.

When the vet tried to give Fanta the deworming pill, I absolutely panicked. I freaked the vets out so much they had to take the whole adventure into the back and leave me up front in the room. I couldn't help it, she was so pissed off and scared that she was pooping and foaming at the mouth...

And when I heard "chronic" and "respiratory" in the same sentence, it reminded me too much of my first kitten, who died the week after his first birthday (following his fifth or sixth episode of pneumonia)... I ended up lying on the floor, crying... And Fanta was hiding under the couch, making sure to keep just out of my reach so I couldn't even TOUCH her.
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« Reply #2519 on: February 16, 2009, 09:50:09 PM »

Aww, I'm sorry Danger. Hope she gets better soon.


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