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[meganpaige]

^he was so clingy that i'm afraid he could accept it too. but i'll remember to wear a wedding ring the next time such a customer visits us.

Keep one in your desk.

[Agonistes]

have your scariest looking friend hang around your workplace and when he macks on you again, tell him your friend is your overly jealous spouse and has declared a duel to the death for your honor and vaguely refer to all the other guys that have been fed to the pet tiger before him, since your spouse is a grand master in--whatever it is you decide they are dueling with.

or, find out how the many wives thing works.  you might be getting the deal of a lifetime, if his already wife is frail, you could kick her ass and totally be number one wife.   

[absynth aura]

It's payday tomorrow, and I just got my payslip in my e-mail, and I'm only getting paid for one week, the week in my old store, and not my first week in my new store. I was counting on that money, I need it, and I can't do anything about it until tomorrow.

[l i s a]

every time i shower i think of my ex. I DON'T WANT TO THINK OF HIM. 

[bec]

I worked 8 hours all by myself in the lab today... except for when my favourite co-worker, the only one who actually makes work fun and not just bearable, called in to tell me she's resigning. Then I came home and spent the entire evening alone and depressed. My family are all on holiday, and I couldn't go because I have to work. And then I have to get up at 6am tomorrow and work by myself again for another 8 hours. It's going to be so stressful... I'll essentially be doing the work of 3 people. Ahh I'm dreading it so much.

I feel like I've grown up too quickly. All my friends are still at uni and working casual jobs, traveling the world and making the most of their youth... and then here I am with my career all mapped out, working full-time as a scientist with people 5+ years older than me.

[imaginary friend]

every time i shower i think of my ex. I DON'T WANT TO THINK OF HIM. 

start pissing in the shower. 

sorry, just had to.

#@!

[CeeGBee]

I worked 8 hours all by myself in the lab today... except for when my favourite co-worker, the only one who actually makes work fun and not just bearable, called in to tell me she's resigning. Then I came home and spent the entire evening alone and depressed. My family are all on holiday, and I couldn't go because I have to work. And then I have to get up at 6am tomorrow and work by myself again for another 8 hours. It's going to be so stressful... I'll essentially be doing the work of 3 people. Ahh I'm dreading it so much.

I feel like I've grown up too quickly. All my friends are still at uni and working casual jobs, traveling the world and making the most of their youth... and then here I am with my career all mapped out, working full-time as a scientist with people 5+ years older than me.

So go in, put on the loudest music you can and rock the lab... 

[Agonistes]

i have to go to a wake/viewing.

[Miss Sahara]

i need to write a 45 page assignment until wednesday in order to be able to finish my studies and the fucking libraries were closed today. how am i supposed to do this? i didn't think uni could stress me out that much.  (also: dear shadowbox, i use you for procrastination. sorry)

[imaginary friend]

is the accepted paper ratio 20 pages bullshit per 1 page facts?

#@!

[theseeker]

I really, really hate my life. Quite the day-ruiner.

[meganpaige]

Oh, so much shit today.

Dad may need medical help, and worst case scenario, my mom will have to move away and I will have to get a roommate. I have no friends currently that are potential roommates. I can't pay the rent on my own. I just committed to a new school. Umm...yay...

[The King of Carrot Flowers]

Unsure about my financial aid package for Bard...

Also, I jerked off today for the first time in about three days and it got EVERYWHERE... Eewww.

Related to that, the new Bard t-shirt I got on Thursday now has cumspots on it. Super.

[absynth aura]

Unsure about my financial aid package for Bard...

Also, I jerked off today for the first time in about three days and it got EVERYWHERE... Eewww.

Related to that, the new Bard t-shirt I got on Thursday now has cumspots on it. Super.

Hahaha I'm sorry but that just made  My day

[Indja]

Unsure about my financial aid package for Bard...

Also, I jerked off today for the first time in about three days and it got EVERYWHERE... Eewww.

Related to that, the new Bard t-shirt I got on Thursday now has cumspots on it. Super.

Hahaha I'm sorry but that just made  My day

Mine too. Schadenfreude is an ugly thing.