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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9525 on: February 16, 2011, 09:00:44 PM »
not getting fired.

#@!
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9526 on: February 16, 2011, 09:15:26 PM »
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9527 on: February 16, 2011, 10:26:32 PM »
Quote from: a2z1-9 on February 16, 2011, 09:15:26 PM
Quote from: cletus thurston beauregard on February 16, 2011, 09:00:44 PM
not getting fired.

#@!

What do you do?

I think "What did you do?" might be a more appropriate question O0
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9528 on: February 16, 2011, 11:01:17 PM »
I love all the passive-aggresive anger in this apartment tonight!

Wait, no. The other one.

I don't love all the passive-aggresive anger in this apartment tonight. That's what I meant to say.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9529 on: February 16, 2011, 11:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Captain Awkward on February 16, 2011, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: a2z1-9 on February 16, 2011, 09:15:26 PM
Quote from: cletus thurston beauregard on February 16, 2011, 09:00:44 PM
not getting fired.

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What do you do?

I think "What did you do?" might be a more appropriate question O0

Well yes. I meant that. But I also want to know what Hugo does for a living, or maybe he doesn't do it for a living, because he's so mysterious. I don't think we even know what Hugo is except that he's from Detroit, or so he says. And Hugo? I don't know where I got that from, I just read other people calling Cletus that, so I guess it stuck.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9530 on: February 17, 2011, 12:55:15 AM »
I'm pretty sure he looks something like this...

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9531 on: February 17, 2011, 03:53:25 AM »
Amanda Palmer is doing a ninja gig tomorrow in Wellington, and I'm supposed to be working :(

I'm totes trying to get it off
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9532 on: February 17, 2011, 09:17:00 AM »
Goddamned toilet flusher handle thing broke 25 minutes before my alarm. 25. Minutes. I could have slept 25 minutes longer. Now I get to deal with 1400+ screaming school children and their cunty teachers. At least I get cupcakes at some point today. (Today is when my office is celebrating my birthday. Yes, we do office birthday celebrations....)
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9533 on: February 17, 2011, 12:12:22 PM »
Waking up at 2.30 am, with massive stomach-pains from my gasthritis. Having to take strong meds to remove the pain, thereby knocking myself out. Them having to wake up at 5 am, to go to work. Heavilly drugged, and seriously high. Oh yeah, put some nausea from the meds on top of that.

Now, having to cancel plans with my close friends, because of that nausea, and that headace that came of that. Shoot me.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9534 on: February 17, 2011, 12:31:46 PM »
Quote from: meganpaige on February 17, 2011, 09:17:00 AM
Goddamned toilet flusher handle thing broke....
YOU can fix this.  It's not a big deal, and it will both provide a sense of accomplishment and triumph over adversity....

...AND, save you a bunch of money calling a plumber.

Ya get one of these:

at any hardware store for about $5, and if you need instructions, check a place like THIS....
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9535 on: February 17, 2011, 08:23:57 PM »
My parents are a couple of flip-floppers and they might not be going to my grandma's this weekend, which would ruin plans for a party I had planned for weeks. nnnnnnnngh
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9536 on: February 17, 2011, 08:28:35 PM »
I called my friend at the wrong time and he snapped at me, and I felt bad and kept apologizing and be kept snapping...and it was a vicious circle...and I just felt like crap. I wanted to make sure he was okay and I can't help but feel I made matters worse. :\
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9537 on: February 18, 2011, 12:26:16 AM »
Quote from: CeeGBee on February 17, 2011, 12:31:46 PM
Quote from: meganpaige on February 17, 2011, 09:17:00 AM
Goddamned toilet flusher handle thing broke....
YOU can fix this.  It's not a big deal, and it will both provide a sense of accomplishment and triumph over adversity....

...AND, save you a bunch of money calling a plumber.

Ya get one of these:

at any hardware store for about $5, and if you need instructions, check a place like THIS....

I totally did that today!  :)

I found this link (http://www.hammerzone.com/archives/bath/fixt_repair/toilet/flush_lever/broken.htm) and am currently at the "wooden spoon still being used as ersatz flush lever, but new lever has been purchased" stage. AND I bought by lever for $2 (USD)! Hooray!

EDIT: I put my big girl pants on and totally fixed this. So easy. Also: the shitty handymen that this apartment complex employs definitely attached the chain to the lever with a paper clip. Classy shit!
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9538 on: February 18, 2011, 01:44:41 AM »
Quote from: meganpaige on February 18, 2011, 12:26:16 AM
Quote from: CeeGBee on February 17, 2011, 12:31:46 PM
Quote from: meganpaige on February 17, 2011, 09:17:00 AM
Goddamned toilet flusher handle thing broke....
YOU can fix this.  It's not a big deal, and it will both provide a sense of accomplishment and triumph over adversity....

...AND, save you a bunch of money calling a plumber.

Ya get one of these:

at any hardware store for about $5, and if you need instructions, check a place like THIS....

I totally did that today!  :)

I found this link (http://www.hammerzone.com/archives/bath/fixt_repair/toilet/flush_lever/broken.htm) and am currently at the "wooden spoon still being used as ersatz flush lever, but new lever has been purchased" stage. AND I bought by lever for $2 (USD)! Hooray!

EDIT: I put my big girl pants on and totally fixed this. So easy. Also: the shitty handymen that this apartment complex employs definitely attached the chain to the lever with a paper clip. Classy shit!
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Do ya feel that "I totally kicked that thing's ass"?  O0
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9539 on: February 18, 2011, 02:12:38 AM »
Quote from: CeeGBee on February 18, 2011, 01:44:41 AM
Quote from: meganpaige on February 18, 2011, 12:26:16 AM
Quote from: CeeGBee on February 17, 2011, 12:31:46 PM
Quote from: meganpaige on February 17, 2011, 09:17:00 AM
Goddamned toilet flusher handle thing broke....
YOU can fix this.  It's not a big deal, and it will both provide a sense of accomplishment and triumph over adversity....

...AND, save you a bunch of money calling a plumber.

Ya get one of these:

at any hardware store for about $5, and if you need instructions, check a place like THIS....

I totally did that today!  :)

I found this link (http://www.hammerzone.com/archives/bath/fixt_repair/toilet/flush_lever/broken.htm) and am currently at the "wooden spoon still being used as ersatz flush lever, but new lever has been purchased" stage. AND I bought by lever for $2 (USD)! Hooray!

EDIT: I put my big girl pants on and totally fixed this. So easy. Also: the shitty handymen that this apartment complex employs definitely attached the chain to the lever with a paper clip. Classy shit!
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Do ya feel that "I totally kicked that thing's ass"?  O0

AbsoFUCKINGlutely. I fixed it JUST FOR YOU! And, you know, me. And my mother. Because we needed it. Except how badass is this?



P.S. Check out my "made your day" posting.
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