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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9615 on: March 02, 2011, 11:47:25 AM »

^I used to have one of those bunk beds with a desk underneath instead of another bed, and I could never be bothered taking my books down the ladder when I was done reading them. They piled up and up and up, until I had maybe a hundred or so books in there, in piles all round the pillow end of my bed and down the side against the wall. You have no idea how many nightmares I had about them all tumbling down in the night and killing me in my sleep. Luckily, the worst that ever happened was a Concise (thank God!) Chamber's Dictionary cracking me in the head one night. Actually, my alarm clock fell on me once as well, cut my head open a little bit but it was still preferable to the dictionary xD
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9616 on: March 02, 2011, 12:40:48 PM »

^I used to have one of those bunk beds with a desk underneath instead of another bed, and I could never be bothered taking my books down the ladder when I was done reading them. They piled up and up and up, until I had maybe a hundred or so books in there, in piles all round the pillow end of my bed and down the side against the wall. You have no idea how many nightmares I had about them all tumbling down in the night and killing me in my sleep. Luckily, the worst that ever happened was a Concise (thank God!) Chamber's Dictionary cracking me in the head one night. Actually, my alarm clock fell on me once as well, cut my head open a little bit but it was still preferable to the dictionary xD

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9617 on: March 02, 2011, 01:16:17 PM »

Aah, I dunno. I sort of liked it after a while :)
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9618 on: March 02, 2011, 01:19:54 PM »

i actually just meant the noise caused by the alarm clock was cacophonous (to say the least), and in my just-woken delirium, it scared the shit out of me, although it sounded pretty metal.  :headbang:
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9619 on: March 02, 2011, 03:30:41 PM »

Phone on vibrate + wooden dresser + pile of loose change = heavy metal alarm clock


 ;D  ...that happened at my last gf's place more than once.

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The phone vibrated because of a call or text and the change fell on them because of the vibrations. I'm guessing.

close. the change hit the floor, and it was a big pile each time.

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9620 on: March 02, 2011, 09:37:22 PM »

Took the day off to go to a friend's production of Don Giovanni - extreme weather and power failure kept me home. Sucks.

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9621 on: March 03, 2011, 04:27:24 AM »

I just had to write an e-mail I didn't really want to right.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9622 on: March 03, 2011, 08:42:19 AM »

My fucking room is so WARM. The window's shit, so it doesn't really let any air in, and it's just so horribly stuffy :'(
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9623 on: March 03, 2011, 09:10:34 AM »

Hangover.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9624 on: March 03, 2011, 12:14:32 PM »

A friend who goes to same course as me with the same train (but further up the line) calls me in distress in the morning to tell trains have been cancelled because someone was pushed/fallen/jumped on the tracks and died and it caused a lot of fuss. Now, I wanted to a) help her b) know if there's any trains going for me c) wondering if I should even bother to the first lecture or go and check what's going on in the train station.

I made it in on time, she didn't, and I needed to comfort her after the lecture as she was quite shaken. The whole day didn't feel quite normal after that.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9625 on: March 03, 2011, 12:59:13 PM »

ALLERGIES

i've never had them before but the town i work in has a tree or something that gets everyone. i can barely think
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9626 on: March 03, 2011, 03:45:55 PM »

my boyfriend broke up with me.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9627 on: March 03, 2011, 04:01:49 PM »

my boyfriend broke up with me.
Nawwww *huggggs* I'm sorry!
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9628 on: March 03, 2011, 04:24:07 PM »

my boyfriend broke up with me.
Nawwww *huggggs* I'm sorry!

thanks. i'm planning on getting supremely wasted tonight.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #9629 on: March 03, 2011, 05:05:49 PM »

my boyfriend broke up with me.
Nawwww *huggggs* I'm sorry!

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