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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11625 on: March 02, 2012, 11:47:28 PM »

I decided not to take the lead on a group project at school, and we got a rough draft of our paper back today and it was utter shit. Not formatted in any way and only 4 pages when it's supposed to be 12...and I already wrote half of that. The three other people in my group apparently have no clue how to write. The final draft is due Thursday and I don't have time for this shit...

It's Friday. what happened?

I had to write a step-by-step guide via email to my group members on how to write a paper. I spoon fed them. Stayed up until 2.30 and woke up at 6.00 to finish it. It finally turned into 12 pages including the reference sheet and title page. Also, somehow two of my group members decided on a shift in definition of the topic, so I had to rewrite most of what I wrote, since I decided it was easier than having them fix anything.

Printed it out at 1pm and turned it in at 3pm.

One of my group members had the audacity to email me and say he wouldn't be in class because he was tired. I'm going to sterilize him...
...with a dull rusty saw-blade?
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11626 on: March 03, 2012, 12:11:44 AM »

I decided not to take the lead on a group project at school, and we got a rough draft of our paper back today and it was utter shit. Not formatted in any way and only 4 pages when it's supposed to be 12...and I already wrote half of that. The three other people in my group apparently have no clue how to write. The final draft is due Thursday and I don't have time for this shit...

It's Friday. what happened?

I had to write a step-by-step guide via email to my group members on how to write a paper. I spoon fed them. Stayed up until 2.30 and woke up at 6.00 to finish it. It finally turned into 12 pages including the reference sheet and title page. Also, somehow two of my group members decided on a shift in definition of the topic, so I had to rewrite most of what I wrote, since I decided it was easier than having them fix anything.

Printed it out at 1pm and turned it in at 3pm.

One of my group members had the audacity to email me and say he wouldn't be in class because he was tired. I'm going to sterilize him...
...with a dull rusty saw-blade?

Ring-a-ding-ding!
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11627 on: March 03, 2012, 12:13:46 AM »

I decided not to take the lead on a group project at school, and we got a rough draft of our paper back today and it was utter shit. Not formatted in any way and only 4 pages when it's supposed to be 12...and I already wrote half of that. The three other people in my group apparently have no clue how to write. The final draft is due Thursday and I don't have time for this shit...

It's Friday. what happened?

I had to write a step-by-step guide via email to my group members on how to write a paper. I spoon fed them. Stayed up until 2.30 and woke up at 6.00 to finish it. It finally turned into 12 pages including the reference sheet and title page. Also, somehow two of my group members decided on a shift in definition of the topic, so I had to rewrite most of what I wrote, since I decided it was easier than having them fix anything.

Printed it out at 1pm and turned it in at 3pm.

One of my group members had the audacity to email me and say he wouldn't be in class because he was tired. I'm going to sterilize him...
...with a dull rusty saw-blade?

Ring-a-ding-ding!
There's not a jury in the land (certainly not one truly made up of your peers) that'd convict you.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11628 on: March 03, 2012, 12:59:24 AM »

I decided not to take the lead on a group project at school, and we got a rough draft of our paper back today and it was utter shit. Not formatted in any way and only 4 pages when it's supposed to be 12...and I already wrote half of that. The three other people in my group apparently have no clue how to write. The final draft is due Thursday and I don't have time for this shit...

It's Friday. what happened?

I had to write a step-by-step guide via email to my group members on how to write a paper. I spoon fed them. Stayed up until 2.30 and woke up at 6.00 to finish it. It finally turned into 12 pages including the reference sheet and title page. Also, somehow two of my group members decided on a shift in definition of the topic, so I had to rewrite most of what I wrote, since I decided it was easier than having them fix anything.

Printed it out at 1pm and turned it in at 3pm.

One of my group members had the audacity to email me and say he wouldn't be in class because he was tired. I'm going to sterilize him...
...with a dull rusty saw-blade?

Ring-a-ding-ding!
There's not a jury in the land (certainly not one truly made up of your peers) that'd convict you.
That's exactly what I'm counting on! haha
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11629 on: March 03, 2012, 03:26:10 AM »

So apparently I can't sign into my bank account online anymore. That's concerning. Hopefully I can still use it at the ATM :\
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11630 on: March 04, 2012, 03:58:59 PM »

My lip piercing is infected.
A few days ago it started hurting when I touched it. I figured I had ripped it a bit in my sleep so I left it to heal. This morning I woke up with a puffy lip in agony. I managed to pull out the ring and the inside of the hole was all green!
Apparently this isn't a massively scary thing, as gross as it looks, so long as I don't let it heal over and trap the infection inside. So I put my old, huge and non-restrictive ring in and am hammering it with salt water and anti-bacterial mouthwash. Basically I am treating it like a brand new piercing. It should be fine in a couple of days, but I have a feeling I'm going to replace the ring with a stud after that.

Still. Last thing I bloody need.
O_O oh god. Good luck. Your healing methods sound pretty strong, though, so hopefully you wont need it.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11631 on: March 05, 2012, 07:20:03 AM »

i think i caught my gf's herpes at last... i thought i was immune cause i've been kissing her when she has herpes for over a year now,
and you know that either you can catch it or you can't (predisposition blabla)...
now i have this weird thing on my cheek and i think it might be herpes. boo. :(
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11632 on: March 05, 2012, 07:45:24 AM »

i think i caught my gf's herpes at last... i thought i was immune cause i've been kissing her when she has herpes for over a year now,
and you know that either you can catch it or you can't (predisposition blabla)...
now i have this weird thing on my cheek and i think it might be herpes. boo. :(

Umm, it sounds like a cold sore. Nothing to worry about it, i have it since birth.

It's normal not catching it in the first several times, because the virus tends to attack when your immune system gets weaker than usual.

It heals in a shorter time if you apply a pomade which contains aciclovir. Well Zovirax is my favourite but i dunno if you can find it there.

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11633 on: March 05, 2012, 07:49:54 AM »

i think i caught my gf's herpes at last... i thought i was immune cause i've been kissing her when she has herpes for over a year now,
and you know that either you can catch it or you can't (predisposition blabla)...
now i have this weird thing on my cheek and i think it might be herpes. boo. :(

Umm, it sounds like a cold sore. Nothing to worry about it, i have it since birth.

It's normal not catching it in the first several times, because the virus tends to attack when your immune system gets weaker than usual.

It heals in a shorter time if you apply a pomade which contains aciclovir. Well Zovirax is my favourite but i dunno if you can find it there.


I just put some zovirax on it! it's funny because my gf forgot her zovirax at my home when she left, but I end up using it  ;D
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11634 on: March 05, 2012, 07:52:20 AM »

i think i caught my gf's herpes at last... i thought i was immune cause i've been kissing her when she has herpes for over a year now,
and you know that either you can catch it or you can't (predisposition blabla)...
now i have this weird thing on my cheek and i think it might be herpes. boo. :(

Umm, it sounds like a cold sore. Nothing to worry about it, i have it since birth.

It's normal not catching it in the first several times, because the virus tends to attack when your immune system gets weaker than usual.

It heals in a shorter time if you apply a pomade which contains aciclovir. Well Zovirax is my favourite but i dunno if you can find it there.


I just put some zovirax on it! it's funny because my gf forgot her zovirax at my home when she left, but I end up using it  ;D

Haha, good couples should be able to share everything (even the herpes lol). Apply it 4-5 times per day, and it will get lost soon without spreading  O0
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11635 on: March 06, 2012, 01:52:45 PM »

Paranoia.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11636 on: March 06, 2012, 04:30:14 PM »

allergies and diabetes.  neither my own.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11637 on: March 06, 2012, 04:38:06 PM »

My favourite neighbourhood cat is going blind and keeps running into things.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11638 on: March 06, 2012, 08:40:33 PM »

My favourite neighbourhood cat is going blind and keeps running into things.
That's about the time for him/her to become an indoor cat.  He/she will hate it at first, but
will get used to it, and appreciate not getting squashed by a car or killed by a bad dog.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #11639 on: March 07, 2012, 03:52:12 AM »

My favourite neighbourhood cat is going blind and keeps running into things.
That's about the time for him/her to become an indoor cat.  He/she will hate it at first, but
will get used to it, and appreciate not getting squashed by a car or killed by a bad dog.
Yeah his owners should probably keep him inside from now on (he hates being inside because there are two screaming children there). It's so unfair though, he already broke his back once (he walks funny because of that and he can't really climb), why does he have to go blind as well? He used to be the king of the neighbourhood and now he can hardly see the other cats he's trying to fight.
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