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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #90 on: June 18, 2008, 03:33:31 PM »

Waking up in my own vomit.
and feeling like sick fuck.
and wanting food I don't have.
and needing to go out and get it myself and not wanting to.
and fuckfuckfuckfuck.
yeah

I kinda have a date though, so yay, but while I'm hung over, that suckz.


Now that's a hangover!


yeah.
and I still have it!

DAY 2 OF HELL.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #91 on: June 18, 2008, 04:41:43 PM »

Waking up in my own vomit.
and feeling like sick fuck.
and wanting food I don't have.
and needing to go out and get it myself and not wanting to.
and fuckfuckfuckfuck.
yeah

I kinda have a date though, so yay, but while I'm hung over, that suckz.


Now that's a hangover!


yeah.
and I still have it!

DAY 2 OF HELL.

Try drinking orange soda. That usually helps.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #92 on: June 18, 2008, 04:51:10 PM »

Or Gatorade.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #93 on: June 18, 2008, 06:10:37 PM »

Cherry Coke does the trick
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #94 on: June 18, 2008, 06:32:29 PM »

Scenario:
__& has straight A's in social studies, psychology, and the top grade in her class for english; 65 in biology and 60 in math. She needs to have an average overall of above 65 to get into university.

__&'s brother, five years younger and in the 7th grade has A's in everything except english and social studies and french.
He gets good marks in maths and science.

__& is asked why she "can't get grades like her brother's".
She did.
In the seventh fucking grade.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #95 on: June 18, 2008, 08:07:56 PM »

I AM NOT GOING TO THE MEGADETH´S CONCERT!!!!!!!!
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #96 on: June 19, 2008, 10:38:40 AM »

Being woke up at six this morning to be told my uncle passed away. Now I get to drive to Ohio for the Funeral and have to see my mom who i cut ties with months ago. Plus Ohio just holds a lot of crap I just don't want to go to.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #97 on: June 19, 2008, 10:42:33 AM »

i forgot to study for two quizzes today.

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #98 on: June 19, 2008, 11:07:26 AM »

Gunts, even.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #99 on: June 19, 2008, 05:19:45 PM »

i managed to ruin my own fucking day without anything happening, with my over-analysing.
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #100 on: June 19, 2008, 06:07:52 PM »

I just found out that I have to visit certain people on the weekend that I may be related to by way of marriage. Just knowing that I have to go there has ruined my day.

This is a little note for them so that the visit can go a little bit more smoothly.

1. I am pretty happy with the way I look, and while I do understand that I am bigger than some I am also smaller than many others and am perfectly healthy. (I eat a healthy vegetarian diet and I exercise everyday - do you? Oh and there is nothing wrong with being a vegetarian either.)

2. I raise my children in the manner I choose to and I really don't care that you think I am an inappropriate role model, I am their mother and a damn good one too. I am teaching my children that creativity is beautiful and that that the world isn't only filled with straight, christian, white people.

3. I am not going to take sides in your ridiculous arguments with people. Your son's girlfriend is a grown woman and does not have to do what you say.

4. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

Thankyou for letting me get that off my chest. Now I will just have to source some valium and I should remain nice and calm for the duration of the visit. Hopefully.

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #101 on: June 19, 2008, 06:28:04 PM »

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #102 on: June 19, 2008, 08:10:41 PM »

Being woke up at six this morning to be told my uncle passed away. Now I get to drive to Ohio for the Funeral and have to see my mom who i cut ties with months ago. Plus Ohio just holds a lot of crap I just don't want to go to.

I'm sorry about your uncle. I had the 6 a.m. wake up when my grandmother died. It's the worst thing. You just wake up and are groggy, and they drop a bomb on you. I'm sorry.

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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #103 on: June 19, 2008, 08:34:48 PM »

1. Places I'd love to work permanently, but they're looking for seasonal/part-time help.

That's code for "we'll keep you/give you hours if you're amazing."

Take the seasonal, or get two part-timers and bust your ass like you love it.
Actually, it's code for "we're only gonna pay $7.75 an hour, and we're gonna hire a high school kid"...
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Re: Shit that ruined your day.
« Reply #104 on: June 20, 2008, 02:13:58 AM »

That's why you get two jobs.
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