OK, I know this is a pretty lame thing to make your day, but I just wrote the following in my story and it's cracking me the fuck up. FYI - Colm died in 1983 and thus struggles with pop culture references. Asher and Garvey died like... yesterday.
-Swap you, Colm says to him, holding out a tin with a spork propped up in it.
Asher takes the food and hands Colm a can.
-It's orange, he says. -Hope that's alright.
Colm shrugs, turning off the camping stove and taking the can.
-Sure, he says. -I love orange soda.
Garvey bursts into a mad sort of cackle. Colm stares at her, eyebrows raised.
-Is it true? she manages to say. Colm blinks.
-I don't understand.
-I don't even care, she says, still laughing.