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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #645 on: September 07, 2008, 05:00:39 AM »
Tomorrow, I'm going to see a super fucking cute guy who I haven't seen since like, aprilish. He wasn't interested then, and he probably won't be now (something about the fact that I carry a flask and smoke was a turn off, go figure) but I still get to hang out with him. Well, and a bunch of other people, but he'll be there. Which means I can stare and make cheap passes all night.

Go me.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #646 on: September 07, 2008, 07:55:57 AM »
I found out that I got a $2.04 payrise at work purely because I turned 19.
Which meant that I got paid $21.16/hour today, because it's sunday (and sunday = 1.5 x normal hourly rate).

Awesome. It's getting harder and harder to hate my job.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #647 on: September 07, 2008, 03:43:21 PM »
My boyfriend's coming over tomorrow, so that'll make my day. Gee, I should really post some pics of him :love5:
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #648 on: September 08, 2008, 06:14:47 AM »
Duh, it's the eighth. WKAP Preorders start today.

Oh, and last night I got groped by that superfuckingcute guy who i spoke of in my last post. GO ME!
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #649 on: September 08, 2008, 02:14:55 PM »
Last night I was catering at this place for some fund raiser. Gene Simmons, Alicia Keys, Jennifer Hudson, David Foster and Queen Latifa were there. I walked up against Gene. That's right. Other than that I was on my feet for 10 hours straight, got bitched at by some cunt called Sandy. Then I yelled back at her for being a cunt. I be like "DONT TOUCH ME!! KNOW YOUR PLACE!!!"
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #650 on: September 09, 2008, 05:41:23 AM »
SEEAN FUCKING CALLED ME!
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« Reply #651 on: September 09, 2008, 07:37:50 AM »
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #652 on: September 09, 2008, 11:43:33 AM »
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #653 on: September 09, 2008, 12:11:47 PM »
what did he call you? :D

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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #654 on: September 09, 2008, 02:10:51 PM »
Quote from: hurricane hugo on September 09, 2008, 12:11:47 PM
what did he call you? :D

jdfu!

Yeah, what did you talk about?
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #655 on: September 09, 2008, 02:52:38 PM »
I have a job interview today... You know, for the job where I get to play with kitties and puppies all day?

Wish me luck!!
(I hope they want to see how I do with the animals... I wanna snuggle some fuzzies. <33)
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #656 on: September 09, 2008, 04:44:41 PM »
Quote from: Golly Mina! on September 09, 2008, 02:10:51 PM
Quote from: hurricane hugo on September 09, 2008, 12:11:47 PM
what did he call you? :D

jdfu!

Yeah, what did you talk about?

We didn't really talk about anything. I had nothing to talk about really. So there were awkward pauses. But other than that, we did say hi. And she told me I should come down to Lethbridge. Then we hung up because she was having company for dinner/
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #657 on: September 09, 2008, 08:28:57 PM »
Quote from: Seean on September 09, 2008, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: Golly Mina! on September 09, 2008, 02:10:51 PM
Quote from: hurricane hugo on September 09, 2008, 12:11:47 PM
what did he call you? :D

jdfu!

Yeah, what did you talk about?

We didn't really talk about anything. I had nothing to talk about really. So there were awkward pauses. But other than that, we did say hi. And she told me I should come down to Lethbridge. Then we hung up because she was having company for dinner/
Aww, I hope your next conversation is more interesting!
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #658 on: September 09, 2008, 10:01:20 PM »
I was checking the ON DEMAND function on my cable service..


I looked at the music section.

checked "all artists"


and guess who?


"A.Palmer Astronaut"


yay, Amanda on tv!
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« Reply #659 on: September 09, 2008, 10:02:24 PM »
Quote from: Heinous Motherfucker on September 09, 2008, 10:01:20 PM
I was checking the ON DEMAND function on my cable service..


I looked at the music section.

checked "all artists"


and guess who?


"A.Palmer Astronaut"


yay, Amanda on tv!
When I watched it, I put the volume all the way up and sang like no one was home, and people were home.
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Quote from: Oerba Dia Jesse on March 21, 2010, 09:56:10 PM
bitch please, my hate can't be contained in one thread.
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