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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2070 on: January 04, 2009, 11:23:46 PM »

Baby carrots and mayonnaise. MMMMM <3

Also, I just cleaned the bejesus out of my apartment. YUS. Smells like febreeze.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2071 on: January 05, 2009, 01:13:29 AM »

Every day I count down my time remaining in California this week makes my day.

When I move, I become a paid Choir Director.  I'mma have 'bout fiddy kidz.  O_O  ZOMG I'MMA BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.  HYUK HYUK HYUK.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2072 on: January 05, 2009, 02:35:53 AM »

I'm on holidays back in the country I was grew up in, and I decided to spend a bit of time in the garden weeding. I think I get some weird OCD sometimes, because I found it insanely enjoyable......





...............then I found six hundred million spiders and decided to come back inside.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2073 on: January 05, 2009, 03:34:58 AM »

I'm on holidays back in the country I was grew up in, and I decided to spend a bit of time in the garden weeding. I think I get some weird OCD sometimes, because I found it insanely enjoyable......





...............then I found six hundred million spiders and decided to come back inside.
600 million of the Deadly Sydney funnel-web spiders... ? 

Just pretend Steve Irwin said it; it sounds cooler that way.

(Damn, you Aussies have some scary spiders...  We've got a couple that can make
you sick if they bite you, but day-amn! )
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2074 on: January 05, 2009, 03:43:45 AM »

Australia has a lot of weird stuff. Sometimes I'd go into my old backyard and my cat would just be chomping on a snake.. that's fine, right? :)

Also, haha! I think it would be pretty scary if Steve Irwin said that, because he'd sort of be a zombie, I guess.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2075 on: January 05, 2009, 03:49:34 AM »

Australia has a lot of weird stuff. Sometimes I'd go into my old backyard and my cat would just be chomping on a snake.. that's fine, right? :)
When I was much younger, we had snakes in the yard all the time...  Since they've built
about five miles of suburbs between me and the nearest woods, not so many...

Summer before last, I was out in the yard and on of the cats was playing with something....
damned if it wasn't a little garter snake, maybe eight inches long...  The first snake I'd seen
near here in years... The cat was pissed that I took it away from him, but it was pretty much
dead by then.

Also, haha! I think it would be pretty scary if Steve Irwin said that, because he'd sort of be a zombie, I guess.
I was going more for the disembodied voice from the great beyond...


...but maybe you hear the accent enough that it's not as funny to you.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2076 on: January 05, 2009, 03:52:00 AM »

"ROFLSAURUS flying in a ROFLCOPTER"
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2077 on: January 05, 2009, 03:57:43 AM »

"ROFLSAURUS flying in a ROFLCOPTER"


haha. yeah mine too, the day is still young


Actually, I'm still VERY amused by the twitter updates we've been having these past couple days haha.

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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2078 on: January 05, 2009, 04:13:26 AM »

"ROFLSAURUS flying in a ROFLCOPTER"


haha. yeah mine too, the day is still young


Actually, I'm still VERY amused by the twitter updates we've been having these past couple days haha.


i've been amused as well.
having a conversation through twitter updates must be annoying the hell out of other people....

and that makes it so much better.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2079 on: January 05, 2009, 04:28:12 AM »

England has nice safe wildlife..... our only poisonous snake might make feel a bit ill if it bit you, and none of our native spiders can even pinch..... bees and wasps are about the most deadly creatures
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2080 on: January 05, 2009, 04:36:43 AM »

England has nice safe wildlife..... our only poisonous snake might make feel a bit ill if it bit you, and none of our native spiders can even pinch..... bees and wasps are about the most deadly creatures

No wonder you guys had the spirit to go conquering the world.  No jumping spiders keeping you couped up in your houses, fearful to walk outside.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2081 on: January 05, 2009, 04:45:27 AM »

I finally got the Orange Box. For some reason it came at ten to 8 in the morning, but that's okay because I didn't miss it! :D

Also got some kind of good news from the surgeon today. I guess I shall finish this in the Ruined Your Day thread.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2082 on: January 05, 2009, 07:26:38 AM »

CeeGBee: Yeah, it's slightly frightening seeing your cat just playing with a snake. :)

I moved to New Zealand, and fortunately we're without all of those poisonous creepy creatures.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2083 on: January 05, 2009, 12:30:28 PM »

haaaarri cuttt.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #2084 on: January 05, 2009, 05:30:03 PM »

My mother ordered me Turbo Jam. I know I bitch about her all the time for being crazy - it runs in the family - but she can be nice. She's never in the middle, it's always either EXTREMELY nice, EXTREMELY ANGRY, EXTREME whatever.
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