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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15660 on: March 30, 2012, 08:16:57 AM »

I got nominated for another award at work. The actual nomination isn't that great because I know I'm fucking fantastic. It's more that you get this fucking amazing box of chocolates with the nomination. Also it means well be having another awards night with free booze!!!!!

There. I've highlighted the most impotant parts of your text.  8)


And congrats!
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15661 on: March 30, 2012, 01:04:03 PM »

I almost just vomited with joy.

I took this wine class last quarter, and try as I did I reeeeaaaalllllyyyy didn't think I understood what was going on. Basic stuff I got, but I still can't read a wine label to save my fucking life. I checked the grade thing on the last day of the quarter and my percentage based on the points scale had me at a C. Whatever, I passed.

I am taking the next level wine course and after the first day, I had decided it was over my head. Lots of reading and projects and papers and oh my good GOD. Anyway, I was on the computer system looking up alternate classes and my grade report and blah blah and found out I actually got an A in that class. I don't understand.

Anyway, lots of joy vomiting. Constant joy vomit.

Also, I don't think I'm going to be dropping that wine class, but I am going to be seizing this quarter by the nut sack and reading everything and doing so much homework and oh my god.

I'm off to purchase the wine bible and wine atlas...

(Also, I got this news after going to an event for Johnnie Walker last night. Had a super delicious Johnnie Walker Black Label old fashioned and sampled Black, Red, Gold, and Blue. Then my friend and I went to another bar and had mai tais. Alcoholalcoholalcoholalcohol...)

Beer.

Beer made my day.
Wine and beer. Sounds like you have a pretty happy life!

Wine, beer, and Scotch.

Did I mention this was legitimate academic research?
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15662 on: March 30, 2012, 01:16:07 PM »

you're going to be a liver doctor?

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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15663 on: March 30, 2012, 01:34:34 PM »

you're going to be a liver doctor?

No, but I might need one by the time I graduate.

I'm a Hospitality Management major. Hotels, Restaurants, and Tourism. I'm still deciding what I want to do after I graduate, but I'm exploring beverage marketing.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15664 on: March 30, 2012, 02:44:31 PM »

I got nominated for another award at work. The actual nomination isn't that great because I know I'm fucking fantastic. It's more that you get this fucking amazing box of chocolates with the nomination. Also it means well be having another awards night with free booze!!!!!

There. I've highlighted the most impotant parts of your text.  8)


And congrats!

Thanks! But let's be honest, the only important part is the free booze
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15665 on: March 30, 2012, 03:21:19 PM »

I got nominated for another award at work. The actual nomination isn't that great because I know I'm fucking fantastic. It's more that you get this fucking amazing box of chocolates with the nomination. Also it means well be having another awards night with free booze!!!!!

There. I've highlighted the most impotant parts of your text.  8)


And congrats!

Thanks! But let's be honest, the only important part is the free booze

No, it's that you're the greatest!

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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15666 on: March 30, 2012, 08:31:43 PM »

I finished my reading BEFORE THE SUN SET. It's a miracle. My brain is so full of knowledge. I hope it stays in there for tomorrow. First meeting.
Oh yeah, guyzz, I'm training to help children through the court systems and such. Using my writing skillz to make sure kids are safe. So far I am really intrigued if not somewhat depressed by what I've learned. The fact that all of these horrid things have happened to kids, in order to make laws about them, depresses me. But maybe my fact infused reports will help. A little.

 
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15667 on: March 31, 2012, 02:20:41 AM »

Is that something like CASA?

Anyhoo, good for you!  angel
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15668 on: March 31, 2012, 09:10:29 AM »

It is my grandparents' golden wedding anniversary today and later we're having a big party, and me and mum made 50 cupcakes.

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couples like that never cease to amaze me. I've never had a relationship that lasted much past the 3 year mark.

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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15669 on: March 31, 2012, 11:53:41 AM »

i bought a beautiful white pair of doc martens today and they are wonderful
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15670 on: March 31, 2012, 12:40:21 PM »

Is that something like CASA?

Anyhoo, good for you!  angel

It IS CASA actually.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15671 on: March 31, 2012, 12:47:44 PM »

I bought sooo many books. Well, not that many really, but I still have a big pile left from the last time I went book-shopping. Now I've got the Kin by Peter Dickinson, Airman by Eoin Colfer, two Doctor Who books, Rites of Passage by William Golding, the Haunting and the Tricksters by Margaret Mahy, Just In Case by Meg Rosoff, The Sky Is Everywhere by Jandy Nelson, the Box of Delights by John Masefield, Around The World In Eighty Days by Jules Verne, Bluebeard's Egg by Margaret Atwood, When God Was A Rabbit by Sarah Winman, Shadowmancer by GP Taylor, and the Complete Sherlock Holmes. Also downloaded Good Omens on iTunes and bought Pride & Prejudice and Stig of the Dump on cassette tape. Who needs a degree?!
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15672 on: March 31, 2012, 05:29:48 PM »

Last nights evanescence show, or shall I say last nights Amy Lee show.


Now I just need to get back to Wellington and have a decent coffee and a decent shower.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15673 on: April 01, 2012, 05:47:09 AM »

Mr Frog : The park we're going to is handicapped accessible.
Me :  Your Mum is handicapped accessible. Her milkshake brings all the gimps to the yard.





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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15674 on: April 01, 2012, 07:22:22 AM »

Mr Frog : The park we're going to is handicapped accessible.
Me :  Your Mum is handicapped accessible. Her milkshake brings all the gimps to the yard.







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