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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15780 on: May 04, 2012, 08:55:38 PM »

I was told that the English essays of Austen were graded really harshly so I was sure I'd failed, but then I got 55%  :D


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...here in the States, anything below 60% is a failing grade at any school I've ever heard of.

Must be really easy to get 60% there. 40% is our minimum pass mark.
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« Reply #15781 on: May 04, 2012, 09:35:32 PM »

hahahahahaha, wtf? 40%?! You can get well over half wrong on an assignment and still pass?!

man, they're just broomin' y'all through!

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« Reply #15782 on: May 04, 2012, 10:09:23 PM »

hahahahahaha, wtf? 40%?! You can get well over half wrong on an assignment and still pass?!

man, they're just broomin' y'all through!

Perhaps assignments are done differently? I don't know, but the vast majority of my assignments have been essays so it's not that they're "wrong", just badly written.
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« Reply #15783 on: May 04, 2012, 10:13:42 PM »

Oh my god, super sexy Deaf guy added me on Facebook. I've met him once.
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« Reply #15784 on: May 04, 2012, 10:37:57 PM »

hahahahahaha, wtf? 40%?! You can get well over half wrong on an assignment and still pass?!

man, they're just broomin' y'all through!

Perhaps assignments are done differently? I don't know, but the vast majority of my assignments have been essays so it's not that they're "wrong", just badly written.

I think it's kind of compensation for the whole "No matter how amazing your work is, we'll don't give A's" thing

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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15785 on: May 05, 2012, 01:58:56 AM »

Went and had lunch with my friend from work today. And then as she was going home "sick" we decided we'd go have a coffee, which actually turned into a couple of drinks down the pub.
It was good. I don't normally spend time with people like that.
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« Reply #15786 on: May 05, 2012, 12:24:44 PM »

Oh my god, super sexy Deaf guy added me on Facebook. I've met him once.

Oh what d'you know? He sent me a message telling me he's been thinking of me and thinks I'm cute. Garsh.
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« Reply #15787 on: May 05, 2012, 12:26:44 PM »

Oh my god, super sexy Deaf guy added me on Facebook. I've met him once.

Oh what d'you know? He sent me a message telling me he's been thinking of me and thinks I'm cute. Garsh.

Learn how to sign "Oh my God, Oh my God, yes, please, yes, I'm- I'm- I'm gonna- Gnnnfffgghh!!!!" immediately.
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« Reply #15788 on: May 05, 2012, 12:33:23 PM »

Oh my god, super sexy Deaf guy added me on Facebook. I've met him once.

Oh what d'you know? He sent me a message telling me he's been thinking of me and thinks I'm cute. Garsh.

Learn how to sign "Oh my God, Oh my God, yes, please, yes, I'm- I'm- I'm gonna- Gnnnfffgghh!!!!" immediately.

You'll be just like Bette and Jodie from the L word <3

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« Reply #15789 on: May 05, 2012, 06:04:31 PM »

Oh my god, super sexy Deaf guy added me on Facebook. I've met him once.

Oh what d'you know? He sent me a message telling me he's been thinking of me and thinks I'm cute. Garsh.

Learn how to sign "Oh my God, Oh my God, yes, please, yes, I'm- I'm- I'm gonna- Gnnnfffgghh!!!!" immediately.

I was just thinking about that. I've never been in a relationship with a Deaf guy before, do I sign to him while we're having sex? Especially in close proximity? I don't know. I guess I'll just have to find out.
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« Reply #15790 on: May 05, 2012, 06:12:52 PM »

Oh my god, super sexy Deaf guy added me on Facebook. I've met him once.

Oh what d'you know? He sent me a message telling me he's been thinking of me and thinks I'm cute. Garsh.

Learn how to sign "Oh my God, Oh my God, yes, please, yes, I'm- I'm- I'm gonna- Gnnnfffgghh!!!!" immediately.

I was just thinking about that. I've never been in a relationship with a Deaf guy before, do I sign to him while we're having sex? Especially in close proximity? I don't know. I guess I'll just have to find out.

Ask him? Later in the relationship, obviously xD But I'm sure he'll be happy to chat about it.
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15791 on: May 05, 2012, 08:04:15 PM »

Oh my god, super sexy Deaf guy added me on Facebook. I've met him once.

Oh what d'you know? He sent me a message telling me he's been thinking of me and thinks I'm cute. Garsh.

Learn how to sign "Oh my God, Oh my God, yes, please, yes, I'm- I'm- I'm gonna- Gnnnfffgghh!!!!" immediately.

I was just thinking about that. I've never been in a relationship with a Deaf guy before, do I sign to him while we're having sex? Especially in close proximity? I don't know. I guess I'll just have to find out.

Ask him? Later in the relationship, obviously xD But I'm sure he'll be happy to chat about it.

This will truly put my ASL skills to the test seeing as that I am very mediocre at sign language.
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« Reply #15792 on: May 05, 2012, 08:19:56 PM »

Oh my god, super sexy Deaf guy added me on Facebook. I've met him once.

Oh what d'you know? He sent me a message telling me he's been thinking of me and thinks I'm cute. Garsh.

Learn how to sign "Oh my God, Oh my God, yes, please, yes, I'm- I'm- I'm gonna- Gnnnfffgghh!!!!" immediately.

I was just thinking about that. I've never been in a relationship with a Deaf guy before, do I sign to him while we're having sex? Especially in close proximity? I don't know. I guess I'll just have to find out.

Ask him? Later in the relationship, obviously xD But I'm sure he'll be happy to chat about it.

This will truly put my ASL skills to the test seeing as that I am very mediocre at sign language.

Well, they say that the best way to learn a language is immersing yourself in the culture - like if you want to learn French, go live in France. So think of this as your bedsit in Paris :)
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Re: Shit that made your day
« Reply #15793 on: May 05, 2012, 08:20:37 PM »

Made my yesterday. Took Rory to see The Avengers. She said it was the best movie she'd ever seen except for the original Star Wars trilogy.
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« Reply #15794 on: May 05, 2012, 08:24:45 PM »

Made my yesterday. Took Rory to see The Avengers. She said it was the best movie she'd ever seen except for the original Star Wars trilogy.
I am a proud geek mummy.

Give her a geeky cuddle from me :D Only maybe don't tell her that strange women on the internet want to cuddle her, that shit ain't cool.
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