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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2008, 04:18:12 PM »

****YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE****


So yeah I was totally loving this movie but my friend pointed out some obvious racism in the movie that I noticed but just overlooked at the time.
One, the whole Charlotte only eating the pudding because of they were in dirty Mexico.  That was just ridiculous.  She deserved to shit her pants. 
Two, Jennifer Hudsons character, was totally the token black chick.  I found it interesting that the only character in the movie that couldn't afford her own ridiculous name-brand fancy purse -she actually had to rent them- was a black person.  And I loved howing Carrie descending upon her like the Great White Hope of Christmas to give her her "very own Louis Vutton" !!! ick  And they sent her back home!   It must be hard for a sister to make it in the city.

Oh and Samantha was such a porker, don't you agree??  She must be up to, like a size 6 now!
I would punch my friends in the face if they are said "Ohh my, tsk tsk you've let yourself go"
Unless I cant physically leave the house and need an oxygen mask to help me breath, shut yo mouth.
Friends dont do that.   Those bitches.

And, what fuckhead  would go back to Big after that shitty thing he did?  Someone with no self respect thats who.  I hope the next Sex & the City movie, Big beats the shit out of Carrie in a drunken rage and the buys her the latest Hermes bag and all is well.  I'd also like to see the Big Makes Carrie Have an Abortion episode where it ends with Big saying "Oh baby, you know I love you but I cant afford a kid when you want a new pair of shoes every week" and then Carrie writes a column that starts with "I couldnt help but wonder, are babies the new Payless shoes?"
I guess that's all we really need, ladies, just rich man and some $500 shoes.

And I have never met anyone that finds Sarah Jessica Parker attractive, unfortunately. 
Everyone points out her long face or nose or whatever.  I felt so bad when some stupid men's magazine voted her like most unattractive actress.  That is really cruel.  I think she is really pretty, she's just not your "typical pretty".  But a lot of us (most of us I would say) arent, so it's cool that she is the lead actress in show that sells sexiness.

But I did love that scene when Charlotte stole the show, it was really intense (the one after the first wedding).

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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2008, 04:20:45 PM »

I made an agreement with my boyfriend that he watches SntC with me, and i watch all 4 (correct me if i'm wrong) Indiana Jones movies with him. I agreed, although i'm not an Indy fan, cause torturing my bf is going to be fun. >:D
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2008, 11:15:30 PM »

I saw it yesterday with my mother, and even though I never watched the show, i still thought it was really good.
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2008, 03:53:25 AM »

SJP is the ugliest woman i have ever seen. every other girl in that idiotic show looked decent or stunning, and somehow the ugliest person was the lead character. i am sick of seeing her big-nosed, cross-eyed, big horse face on billboards.

that is all.
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2008, 08:06:21 PM »

Say what you like porky's, I think Sarah is beautiful.

I still have to see this movie. Ugh.
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2008, 08:09:56 PM »

I saw this 3 movie-geeks talking about this movie and they were "What a fucking piece of shit, it´s an awfull movie, even i am a fan of the serie that movie is awfull... my girlfrien loved it" and the said something about a joke in the movie... in which they are in México and one of the actors say oh i will just order pudin cause... we are in México you know....   ehm that doesn´t bother me... but ehm someone to explain this to me?
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2008, 10:01:39 PM »

Yosmark-
In the movie, the four women go on vacation to Mexico, and Charlotte -the more 'prim & proper' one- refuses to eat the food in Mexico because , basically she thinks it will be dirty or contaminated, so she decides to eat packaged pudding the whole time instead.
The she gets some water in her mouth during a shower and she shits her pants.
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2008, 10:16:35 PM »

Hahahahaha well... hahahahaha funny. Were they eating in a cheap restaurant... or in the street?  cause some restaurants and ... "Street Tacos" are very dirty.

Jason Webley once told me... one of the first things people told me when i came to México was not to drink water, i didn´t understand it until now.

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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2008, 11:10:45 PM »


Oh and Samantha was such a porker, don't you agree??  She must be up to, like a size 6 now!
I would punch my friends in the face if they are said "Ohh my, tsk tsk you've let yourself go"
Unless I cant physically leave the house and need an oxygen mask to help me breath, shut yo mouth.
Friends dont do that.   Those bitches.

And, what fuckhead  would go back to Big after that shitty thing he did?  Someone with no self respect thats who.  I hope the next Sex & the City movie, Big beats the shit out of Carrie in a drunken rage and the buys her the latest Hermes bag and all is well.  I'd also like to see the Big Makes Carrie Have an Abortion episode where it ends with Big saying "Oh baby, you know I love you but I cant afford a kid when you want a new pair of shoes every week" and then Carrie writes a column that starts with "I couldnt help but wonder, are babies the new Payless shoes?"
I guess that's all we really need, ladies, just rich man and some $500 shoes.


This post made me laugh more than I have in a while after a really hard week, so thanks.

I liked the movie, but that might be because I didn't take it seriously. It didn't jive completely with the series (which, of course, I own in its entirety) but was more like a drunken reunion that was fun to watch. And Cynthia Nixon DID look hot in her sex scene, which I've found myself being surprised about every time I think about it (which has been quite a few times since I saw the movie).

Kim Cattrall, or however you spell the bitch's name, has never been hot. But she still wasn't fat at the end. Actually, when they zoomed in on her stomach, I didn't even get it until they told her she looked like she let herself go and to "listen to her gut lolz" about Smith and everything. Bitches.
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2008, 07:56:30 PM »

Thanks kayci, I'm happy my post made you laugh!   ;D

I dont usually take the show so seriously, but I felt the need to get that off my chest.

Miranda was not-so-cute in the first season, but with each season she has gotten hotter.
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2008, 10:37:35 PM »

I liked the show when I caught it on tv, but I'm far from invested enough to go see the movie.
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2008, 08:53:26 AM »

I went to go see it on Saturday night with my mom.

With 30 minutes to go in the film, the fire alarm went off!!!

A 22 screen megaplex emptied itself into the parking lot. It was chaos.

Thank god it wasn't a real fire, because our lazy-ass fire department showed up 20 minutes after the alarm first went off.

My mom is going to get our money back so we can go see it again.

But up until that point I was loving it.

I saw the ending last night! I saw the ending last night! *dances*
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2008, 04:09:44 PM »

Saw it last friday, it was awsome  :glasses9:

I was genuinly sad when Carrie started beating Big with the flowers.

Although I think SJP is ugly, I will say that she looked better as a brunette.
My favorite part was when Carrie was interveiwing assistants.
"I can type like a motha fucka"
Oh and the scene with Dante showering of course.

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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2008, 11:50:49 AM »

I was genuinly sad when Carrie started beating Big with the flowers.

Oh, I know. I felt my heart drop.
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Re: Sex and the City : The Movie
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2008, 02:39:15 PM »

i want want want her vivienne westwood dress.
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