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Author Topic: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider  (Read 4867 times)

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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #45 on: July 30, 2007, 06:48:24 PM »

actually, the last good television programming i watched was old school Ren and Stimpy. fuck. i'm fucked up as an adult for it, but goddamn how i couldn't have been primed for adulthood without it.


Ren and Stimpy is the best!  And my boys are now fans, as I rented the video and they kept asking to watch it.  They sing the Muddy Mudskipper song and the Log song.  Bad mother, I know.

Alton Brown is great fun to watch.  And as for Gordon Ramsay, I love "Hell's Kitchen", actually. 

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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #46 on: July 30, 2007, 06:54:04 PM »

I like the Price is Right.

After a long day selling shoes, I like to watch simple stuff on TV, while Wanda is fixing me supper.  I don't like confuzzing shows like Access Hollywood.  Keeping Paris and Hohan straight is too hard.  just simple for me.
Bob Barker is a awesum host, and if you can guess the prizes of the items you can actually win big!  If you're a contestant on the televison...
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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #47 on: July 30, 2007, 07:24:55 PM »

Television has always been chock full of stupid programs. It's just that cable has made the signal-to-noise ratio seem a lot worse.

(Yeah, I didn't bother to read the whole thread. Suck my balls, suckas!)
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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #48 on: July 30, 2007, 07:34:31 PM »

I like the Price is Right.

After a long day selling shoes, I like to watch simple stuff on TV, while Wanda is fixing me supper.  I don't like confuzzing shows like Access Hollywood.  Keeping Paris and Hohan straight is too hard.  just simple for me.
Bob Barker is a awesum host, and if you can guess the prizes of the items you can actually win big!  If you're a contestant on the televison...

Hate to burst your bubble, A, but Drew Carey is now the host of The Price is Right. Barker retired earlier this year.

I was lucky enough to see an episode filmed around October when Bob was still hosting. It was uber awesome....Except for the fact that I wasn't picked from our USC group...and the girl who won, won a Corvette. I would have sold that shit fo sho!

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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #49 on: July 30, 2007, 08:22:38 PM »

I like the Price is Right.

After a long day selling shoes, I like to watch simple stuff on TV, while Wanda is fixing me supper.  I don't like confuzzing shows like Access Hollywood.  Keeping Paris and Hohan straight is too hard.  just simple for me.
Bob Barker is a awesum host, and if you can guess the prizes of the items you can actually win big!  If you're a contestant on the televison...

Hate to burst your bubble, A, but Drew Carey is now the host of The Price is Right. Barker retired earlier this year.

WHAT!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOO. I like drew carey, but nooooooo.
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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #50 on: July 30, 2007, 08:32:54 PM »

Television has always been chock full of stupid programs. It's just that cable has made the signal-to-noise ratio seem a lot worse.

(Yeah, I didn't bother to read the whole thread. Suck my balls, suckas!)


How?????? What half decent programs are on "on-air" tv other than frontline and nova with PBS and sports; those are moving to cable, With baseball id much rather listen to rem dawg talk about the sox!
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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #51 on: July 30, 2007, 08:44:02 PM »

How?????? What half decent programs are on "on-air" tv other than frontline and nova with PBS and sports; those are moving to cable, With baseball id much rather listen to rem dawg talk about the sox!

It's just that cable adds to the total number of viewing options, which allows for specialization and such. In some cases, time needs to be killed, which means finding something to throw on the air and to employ people. That's how you end up with stupid shit like pet psychics and, well, psychics in general. A few good-to-great shows pop up along the way, but most of what's out there is nothing more than employment fodder, IMO. Always has been, always will be.
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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #53 on: July 30, 2007, 10:26:58 PM »

six feet under is brilliant (yes, yes, i've said it many times before) for many reasons.  the plot and character development (oh god, the characters!) are superb.  follow it from beginning to end; it's wonderful. 

arrested development is make second favorite show OF ALL TIME.  the writing is fantastic. 

and lately, i've been watching (and by that, i mean downloading and watching on my computer):
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the larry sanders' show
and i just started watching deadwood yesterday.  not sure how i feel about it so far, but it was a killer season premier.  i'm really not too much for sitting down and watching tv, but i'll admit to getting hooked on a show on dvd or that i download and watching a lot of it in a short time.
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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #54 on: July 31, 2007, 08:12:29 AM »

I like the Price is Right.

After a long day selling shoes, I like to watch simple stuff on TV, while Wanda is fixing me supper.  I don't like confuzzing shows like Access Hollywood.  Keeping Paris and Hohan straight is too hard.  just simple for me.
Bob Barker is a awesum host, and if you can guess the prizes of the items you can actually win big!  If you're a contestant on the televison...

Hate to burst your bubble, A, but Drew Carey is now the host of The Price is Right. Barker retired earlier this year.

WHAT!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOO. I like drew carey, but nooooooo.

Who can you think of that could be a suitable replacement? I'm interested to see how this one works out.

The TV greats aren't who they used to be...
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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #55 on: August 03, 2007, 11:49:04 AM »

Mr. A----Some editing!!!!!


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And Matt...

You, A, and Wyatt are basically the supreme male rulers of Das Shadowboxen. So this was bound to happen. But, I think I wrote you in as Wyatt's underlings...Hmmm...

Who are the supreme female rulers of the 'box? Drizzle, Katherine and Brittany? But Brittany is never around...So would it be......Caddy? Maybe. I think so.

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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #56 on: August 03, 2007, 12:00:39 PM »

Seriously. She gave me a dirty look in Norfolk and it banned me for like three days.
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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2007, 12:07:38 PM »

I saw season 1 of Arrested Development at the library today. I remembered everyone here saying how good it is, so I decided to check it out.

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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2007, 04:42:36 PM »

all i need is the food network :spam4:
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Re: Television Programmes Get Stupider & Stupider
« Reply #59 on: August 03, 2007, 08:33:26 PM »

let me know how you like arrested development zephyr.  i personally think the second season is best, but the first is damn near perfect in my book.
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