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Author Topic: Roommate Drama (I can't save it for my mama)  (Read 4537 times)

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Re: Roommate Drama (I can't save it for my mama)
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2008, 06:56:21 PM »

Pretend to be open-minded, and make room to schedule that meeting.

It may help to talk to a school psychologist and tell them that it's causing you severe anxiety or depression, as well as interfering with your school work.  Make sure your other roommate does the same, so they don't just relocate you.

Sabotage your stuff.  Spray some acidic agent into your razor, replace your orange juice with lemon juice, bake cookies with too much baking soda, etc.

hmmmm lemon juice, I would be jumping for joy if that happened to me, throw in a touch of sugar and a tiny bit of water to dilute slightly. There's nothing like hard-core sour lemonade

Okay...replace the oj with piss, then. :glasses9:

jdfu!

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Re: Roommate Drama (I can't save it for my mama)
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2008, 12:52:35 AM »

Clean piss for the probation officer, SCORE!

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Re: Roommate Drama (I can't save it for my mama)
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2008, 01:01:38 AM »

i am extremely confrontational and mean when it comes to people touching my stuff (read - territorial). i would have said some shit to make her hit me, and then claim that she attacked me. i would rather have a bruise, and have her out of there, than stay pretty (lmao), and have her there.

and if that doesn't work, kill her and eat the body. i can sympathize, because i went through some terrible roommate situations myself. i just moved out, because most times it was them against me, and most times i wasn't there (i just came to sleep), and they were either loud, stupid, or fucking their boyfriends while i could have been sleeping. ~rolls eyes~ but eh...none this bad.

just kill her.
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Re: Roommate Drama (I can't save it for my mama)
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2008, 07:07:29 PM »

Shit on her bed.

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