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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2008, 02:26:33 AM »

^ It´s not something with breast milk, well maybe, mostly it is with little kids eating, sometimes they put the food all over their faces and it is somehow very disgusting, and they chew with their mouth open (i know they are just learning, its not their fault or their parents fault) but i found it disgusting, nothing against kids... well maybe some of them; once i was at my uncle house and his grandson was eating white cheese (so disgusting) it was so horrible, that i suddenly puked all over the place.

I have like a phobia haha.
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2008, 04:10:47 AM »

I was exaggerating a bit, it's mostly loud/ill behaved kids that I take issue with.  That and strollers.  And people who ask me to take the middle seat on the plane because they didn't bother to plan ahead and book their own seat next to that of their spawn.

People should never bitch about me taking my kids out in public. I hate that shit.  :knuppel2:
 
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2008, 10:14:17 AM »

I've been on at least one flight where they simply wouldn't let us ensure that all, or even two, of us were seated together.  It was a nightmare.  Most of air travel is these days.
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2008, 10:33:52 AM »

Spitting out the contents of the cavities in their head with a loud "snorttttthhhhhkkkkkchewchewphfwhatttt!!!! into a quivering green blob on the street.

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Chewing chewing gum on public transport like it's the first thing they have ever chewed in their life and they still have to learn everything about it. Hence the open mouths probably, visual education for their friends. Two flies in one blow.

Vandalising stuff. Carving up the seats on public transport, setting fire to rubbish bins. Throw rubbish in the street. Yelling megadecibels into mobile phones even if the rest of tram is deathly quiet out of embarrassment.



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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2008, 11:30:47 AM »

I find it offensive that people object to it. Some of the arguments are positively obtuse. In response to the declaration that it's a natural process, some people will declare that so is taking a shit... but we don't allow that on buses.

Well... because one is waste and can spread disease and foul odors. The other is the sustenance of life. We have become so wrapped up in our prudishness that we have to sexualize and burden everything with shameful association. It's like the fucking dark ages.

So true. I think it may actually be even worse in the US than it is here in Oz.

Yosmark - One day you'll grow up and hopefully grow out of the stupid notion that there is something wrong with breast milk. I actually find the thought using/consuming the milk of another species to be far more revolting.
With apologies for the comment-by-link, go HERE and scroll down about a third of the way to "Steve, Don't Eat It, Vol.5"...

Now then, that behavior is, to my mind entirely appropriate.
Matter settled, moving right along...

I feel people who talk about their private business on cellphones in public spaces.....
...well, at the very least, since they seem to be including you in their conversation, you should comment whenever
you feel you have an opinion on the matter that seems to be under discussion...
...in extreme cases, you should be allowed, by law, to take their phone and stomp on it.
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2008, 12:08:41 PM »

as for things people do in public, i hate to agree with Lentower, but i hate you smokers. i do, but you will eventually die (early and painfully), so really i am not exceptionally bothered.

Even the ones who sit outside and smoke far away from where people would actually walk? Even the ones who basically only smoke in their cars and in smoking areas (read: butt-huts)? Even the ones who put out their half-smoked cigarette when a child is brought into the smoking section in a restaurant with them?
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2008, 12:40:18 PM »

I can't believe no one's said "masturbate".

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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2008, 12:42:01 PM »

I can't believe no one's said "masturbate".

jdfu!

That's not ok in public??  :o
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2008, 03:57:00 PM »

Spitting out the contents of the cavities in their head with a loud "snorttttthhhhhkkkkkchewchewphfwhatttt!!!! into a quivering green blob on the street.
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That reminds me. Chewing tobacco. Fucking pigs. There is no need or excuse for that. My god, the drooling, brown mucus puddles and black wads of vile chew stuck to the teeth of nasty fucking hicks. I am not too fond of gum chewing, and tobacco chewing is like the hell version of it.
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2008, 04:23:09 PM »

I hate it when people pick their noses in public. Unfortunately, my headmaster does that all the time and once he dug so assiduously that a long, green bugger was hanging out of his nostril. I nearly puked.
Oh, I also hate it when people smell their armpits in public.
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2008, 03:00:32 AM »

Breastfeeding.

Not breastfeeding in general, it's perfectly appropriate as long as you don't just plop yourself down on a bench and whip 'em out. Do it in your car, do it in a bathroom, do it in the community rooms that every shopping mall in the free world has. Hell, do it in a fitting room. Just please, don't do it where I can see you, because it's creepy.

as for things people do in public, i hate to agree with Lentower, but i hate you smokers. i do, but you will eventually die (early and painfully), so really i am not exceptionally bothered.

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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2008, 11:32:53 AM »

Breastfeeding.

Not breastfeeding in general, it's perfectly appropriate as long as you don't just plop yourself down on a bench and whip 'em out. Do it in your car, do it in a bathroom, do it in the community rooms that every shopping mall in the free world has. Hell, do it in a fitting room. Just please, don't do it where I can see you, because it's creepy.
You're just mad cuz babies are gettin' more action than you...
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2008, 11:41:22 AM »

When babies are hungry, babies are hungry. Most mothers don't whip their breasts out, but have special techniques to shield themselves. Think about it- they don't want YOU to see their boob either.

So, all in all, would you rather have a screaming, crying, hungry little demon spawn... or know that someone is gettin they titty sucked?
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2008, 04:27:44 PM »

I'd rather see breastfeeding than hear a crying baby.

Breastfeeding is only creepy from the perspective of a society that has sexualized far too many things. It's a sociological disease, and I think the people bothered by it NEED to be exposed to it... for the sociological health of the western world.
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Re: Things you shouldn't do in public
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2008, 05:24:55 PM »

Cee, Dangah and Nyyorkskyyikwawks'k - you all rock  :headbang:


And just for the record - I have had people come up and talk to me while I am feeding my daughter and they don't even realise what I am doing. Most women are pretty adept at covering up.
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