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[jtaylor]

I usually never use emoticons but I keep thinking of this one when thinking about someone, and a bit of this one when thinking about some of the people I'll be meeting this week.   

[Pope Totalfrog]

Is Costco really that amazing? They are opening one in Melbourne today and everyone is going crazy over it. Now my sisters want me to go down there with them on the weekend. Is it as good as we have been lead to believe? (I personally think it sounds like a nightmare but they are excited.)

I don't know the rest of the big-box retail scene in Oz, but as far as I'm concerned    (I couldn't find a good "yawn" smiley...)

We don't have big-box retailers. This would be the first. Personally I can't be arsed driving all that way and paying for the privilege of shopping for 100 rolls of discount toilet paper - but my sisters really want to go.

Eh... go, check it out...  TAKE A CALCULATOR WITH YOU...  (That way you can see if you're actually
getting a good price buying the 200-roll pack of charmin, ten-pound box of Cap'n Crunch, gallon-jars
of pasta sauce &c &c....)

We don't have Charmin or Cap'n Crunch and what the fuck is a gallon? 

[Johnny]

Even if you feel rather even-tempered, someone close to you can get under your skin today, eventually driving you to anger. It's best not to suppress your annoyance once you become aware of it, for it can be much more disruptive if you try to bury it. Your feelings won't take avoidance or denial as a viable strategy now. Express your frustration directly; everyone will feel better once the air has been cleared.

[slyvia k]

it smells like happiness, in general

there are butterflies in my stomach

OH MY GOD HOW DID THEY GET THERE? go to the doc ASAP!!!

yes, i'm so dumb, sorry.

i'm happy lots of people are happy  how's it going with the crush sweetie? i might have missed out something when i was away
<3

you missed a lot sylvieoijkn!!

well, i talked to thomas about it, feelings aren't mutual, but we're still good friends, and we still have lots of fun together and it isn't awkward at all. it helps a lot that i saw this coming.

anyway, there's a new guy (well, there has been for a while, but i tried my very best to ignore this crush thing, and always succeeded, until i saw him again, that is.) and things seem to be going great..

oh i'm sorry luff...but i'm so so sooo proud of you for talking to him, i know it takes a lot of courage <3
and yay for the new crush!

[Half Mar]

Ouch, damnit. My throat hurts so badly, I want to drink the bottle with syrup all at once (I know that would be stupid, so I won't). And my head hurts too. Today will be a day full drinking tea with honey, eating painkillers, and drinking syrup. I think I'll skip band practice tonight... I think I can, since I haven't missed a single performance or rehearsal this year.

[Orlagh]

Accidentally earnt the nickname Captain Cunt O'Clock. Seems like one that's going to stick.
Ohodear.

[Indja]

Accidentally earnt the nickname Captain Cunt O'Clock. Seems like one that's going to stick.
Ohodear.

...how the HELL did you manage that?!

[Orlagh]

Accidentally earnt the nickname Captain Cunt O'Clock. Seems like one that's going to stick.
Ohodear.

...how the HELL did you manage that?!

Simple. Captain's hat and late night drunken facebook chat with the girl I'm seeing. Though I didn't create the phrase 'Cunt O'Clock'. There is no way I'm taking credit for that!

[Indja]

Accidentally earnt the nickname Captain Cunt O'Clock. Seems like one that's going to stick.
Ohodear.

...how the HELL did you manage that?!

Simple. Captain's hat and late night drunken facebook chat with the girl I'm seeing. Though I didn't create the phrase 'Cunt O'Clock'. There is no way I'm taking credit for that!

That's a beautiful story, Captiain Cunty (which is obviously what you're known as to your friends )

My random thought is not so random but in fact has a fairly easy to trace lineage, but I'm going to post it here anyway. WHY THE FUCK IS ECO-FRIENDLY "FASHION" SO FUCKING VILE??

[Captain Oblivious]

meehhhh

[Wednesday Friday]

My random thought is not so random but in fact has a fairly easy to trace lineage, but I'm going to post it here anyway. WHY THE FUCK IS ECO-FRIENDLY "FASHION" SO FUCKING VILE??

It depends what you classify as 'ECO-FRIENDLY "FASHION"'.

[Chloe]

Im tired and bored today.

[CeeGBee]

We don't have Charmin or Cap'n Crunch and what the fuck is a gallon? 

Ok...  I keep forgetting you live on the fringes of civilisation down there...

A gallon is a unit of measure = 4 quarts (each of which is just a shade less than 1 litre)...
... which = enough pasta sauce to last a normal family a month at least.  Here, milk is
often sold in gallon containers.

Charmin = very thin, lightweight paper, which is sold as one looooooong sheet, conveniently
rolled around a cardboard core.  A quick google search shows me comparable products sold
as "Xtrasoft" and "Sofeel"...  Are these familiar?





Now, if you don't have Cap'n Crunch in your country...  I believe that alone may qualify you
for legal-asylum status if you flee to the United States, but you have to bring the kids, or
it'll sort of defeat the purpose.  Cap'n Crunch is sugar, carefully stuck together with a few
other "ingredients", vitamin supplements (so they can legally call it "food") and artificial
colours so that it will look like "food".  It is generally eaten for breakfast, or a snack any time.

[music box]

i hate cap'n crunch. it leaves a nasty film on the roof of your mouth.

[Chloe]

Im intrigued about cap'n crunch..id like to try some one day. He looks so happy to be eating it!