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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #28995 on: October 28, 2010, 09:26:35 PM »

My stomach gets all turn-ey now when I think about the fact that I'm waking up in ten hours to go alone to a strange place.  :-\
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #28996 on: October 28, 2010, 10:17:26 PM »

THIS ONLINE MOTION PICTURE APPRECIATION MIDTERM NEEDS MOAR WINE!!!

Also, not sure how I'm going to do on this at all. I've really just been randomly watching movies from the list and writing vague message board postings. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #28997 on: October 28, 2010, 10:19:22 PM »

I don't get it. I'm hilarious, loyal, I can cook great food, I'm pretty decent looking, I'm extremely open minded AND I'm always there for you when you need me. I don't see how relationships never work out for me.

BUT

I'm not that worried about it right now. I have my best friend and I really couldn't be happier right now, just wondering why...
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #28998 on: October 28, 2010, 10:25:12 PM »

I don't get it. I'm hilarious, loyal, I can cook great food, I'm pretty decent looking, I'm extremely open minded AND I'm always there for you when you need me. I don't see how relationships never work out for me.

BUT

I'm not that worried about it right now. I have my best friend and I really couldn't be happier right now, just wondering why...

I can't have relationships. I mean, they just don't happen. Ever. At all. Not even a little bit. I think people tend to see me as either a random shag (which I usually am, tbh xD) or some sort of asexual supergeek who they are simultaneously a little freaked out by and yet want to take home and feed cookies. Cookies are not sexy. Cookies are not love. Or at least, not that sort of love.
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #28999 on: October 28, 2010, 10:31:40 PM »

I am in the same boat.

Johnny, you can cook?! I'm in more love with you than before.
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #29000 on: October 28, 2010, 10:36:25 PM »

This thread is now 1959 pages long which is the same year that Explorer 6 sent the first picture of Earth from space.

(Missed a few years, but I do have a life y'know)

I covered your back for '57, but I think '58 passed us by :(

too bad - that was the International Geophysical Year.

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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #29001 on: October 29, 2010, 08:42:46 AM »

About time to leave to the airport to New Orleans for five days.  :o
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #29002 on: October 29, 2010, 08:55:40 AM »

I'm confused.... and not completely sure what just happened. Except that it starting with me saying something incredibly stupid, and it ended with my mother congratulating me. Errr....
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #29003 on: October 29, 2010, 08:58:55 AM »

This thread is now 1960 pages long, which is the same year that  Dr. Michael Woodruff carried out the first successful kidney transplant in the United Kingdom, in Edinburgh, Scotland.
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #29004 on: October 29, 2010, 09:47:49 AM »

^ I did not know this. Very cool! :)




Tonight I'm going to see Cabaret ... finally. O0 Yesterday I was sick with some kind of stomach issue but today I woke up feeling good. So fingers crossed I will make it to Cambridge okay.
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #29005 on: October 29, 2010, 01:47:38 PM »

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Oh my......   :-\
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #29006 on: October 29, 2010, 02:14:03 PM »

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Hot Maid needed. Looking for a sexy, confident woman, aged 18-35 to do light house cleaning while wearing a french maid uniform or other suitable uniform. Fun, relaxed working environment. No drama. Only very light house cleaning work is involved, in a safe neighborhood.

Perfect for students or as a 2nd job for women who need some extra spending money. $75 cash per hour.

Please send your qualifications and contact information for consideration. Thank you.


Oh my......   :-\

75 an hour!??! I'll do it!
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #29007 on: October 29, 2010, 02:24:11 PM »

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Hot Maid needed. Looking for a sexy, confident woman, aged 18-35 to do light house cleaning while wearing a french maid uniform or other suitable uniform. Fun, relaxed working environment. No drama. Only very light house cleaning work is involved, in a safe neighborhood.

Perfect for students or as a 2nd job for women who need some extra spending money. $75 cash per hour.

Please send your qualifications and contact information for consideration. Thank you.


Oh my......   :-\

75 an hour!??! I'll do it!

I wonder what they mean by "qualifications"...
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #29008 on: October 29, 2010, 02:39:47 PM »

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Hot Maid needed. Looking for a sexy, confident woman, aged 18-35 to do light house cleaning while wearing a french maid uniform or other suitable uniform. Fun, relaxed working environment. No drama. Only very light house cleaning work is involved, in a safe neighborhood.

Perfect for students or as a 2nd job for women who need some extra spending money. $75 cash per hour.

Please send your qualifications and contact information for consideration. Thank you.


Oh my......   :-\

75 an hour!??! I'll do it!

I wonder what they mean by "qualifications"...

You have to be good at french I guess...
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #29009 on: October 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM »

Quote from: craigslist
Hot Maid needed. Looking for a sexy, confident woman, aged 18-35 to do light house cleaning while wearing a french maid uniform or other suitable uniform. Fun, relaxed working environment. No drama. Only very light house cleaning work is involved, in a safe neighborhood.

Perfect for students or as a 2nd job for women who need some extra spending money. $75 cash per hour.

Please send your qualifications and contact information for consideration. Thank you.


Oh my......   :-\

75 an hour!??! I'll do it!

I wonder what they mean by "qualifications"...

You have to be good at french I guess...
And perhaps dusting abilities.
You know, because um, stroking wood surfaces with a duster is a really hard job.  :coolsmiley:
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