That is so adorable, I don't think I can- *head explodes*
So yesterday it was my second REAL day at work, and we had to fill (restock the sales floor with whatever is empty) some of the big dog food bags, even though the assistant manager had told us NOT to fill some of them because it would look crammed, but one of my co-workers (who's known for being a cocky motherfucker) insisted that we could fit them. These bags are 35lbs, about 15kg I think, and full of dog food that'll bulge around if you don't slide it in at an exactly perfect angle, and it was the first time I had ever done this in my whole life. I was having trouble cramming them in, so I asked my co-worker for help, and he said, "Did you lie on your resume that you could lift 50 pounds or something?" Yeah, that's what I did. I'm having trouble not because I've never forced a huge bag of dog food into a six-inch-tall space, but because I lied on my resume. I told my friend this story today before I had a meeting at 6:45, and he said, "Maybe he was hitting on you." And then we had a good laugh about it.
So tonight as I'm leaving the meeting, my co-worker follows me outside and gives me his number in private. He totally WAS hitting on me. Too bad I'm crazy about someone I can (probably) never have. HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA NOW HE HAS TO FEEL THAT, TOO.
I have another co-worker who's the sweetest thing and looks like Alan Cumming, but he's totally gay. Life!