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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #35880 on: September 20, 2012, 08:17:51 PM »

I forgot to tell this:

Sunday, I was dinning in a small pizzaria near home. There was a table with a grandmother and her two grandchildren. They were talking about a trip to a rock show. The boy was 11 and she was telling him he had no age for such. He argued he would be going with his mother. I didnt pay attention to the rest of the conversation, but a few lines got my attention from the lovely grand mother. 

"I hope you both die there"
"I hope the cops arrests you and beat you on your face"
"They will get you to a cell and beat the shit out of you, you will learn."

Lovely isnt, she?

Btw, the boy's sister was younger and was listening to all this madness. She was using her lipstick a lot and the grandmother said her to stop. I almost said something like "hey, old lady: she is compulsory painting her lips because she is felling fucking uncomfortable with this situation right now. So quite the fucking down and stop telling your grandson you want to see him dead. He will throw it in your face in a few years, you can bet. You wont be able to complain, will you? Take care and have a nice meal."

 
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #35881 on: September 21, 2012, 03:47:59 AM »

BLUGH, there's this guy from another forum I used to be on who is totally creepy. He's way older and sometimes I forget that I'm even Facebook friends with him until he drunkenly messages me complimenting me in really creepy ways. dsjgkjfsdkljf gross
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #35882 on: September 21, 2012, 04:19:08 AM »

Since my laptop died, I've really noticed how much time I spend online, and how much I rely on my laptop for things like watching DVDs and music.
One good thing though, is that Ive spent a lot more time reading since it died. I do hope it gets fixed soon though.
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« Reply #35883 on: September 21, 2012, 11:30:03 AM »

BLUGH, there's this guy from another forum I used to be on who is totally creepy. He's way older and sometimes I forget that I'm even Facebook friends with him until he drunkenly messages me complimenting me in really creepy ways. dsjgkjfsdkljf gross
Delete. Block. That simple.

If you feel a void, I will drunkenly hit on you.
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« Reply #35884 on: September 21, 2012, 01:07:41 PM »

BLUGH, there's this guy from another forum I used to be on who is totally creepy. He's way older and sometimes I forget that I'm even Facebook friends with him until he drunkenly messages me complimenting me in really creepy ways. dsjgkjfsdkljf gross
Delete. Block. That simple.

If you feel a void, I will drunkenly hit on you.

I deleted a comment he put on my profile picture because I didn't want people to ask questions. He got pissed and deleted me anyway. haaaaaa

d'aw Thanks Mali. <3
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« Reply #35885 on: September 21, 2012, 04:33:35 PM »

BLUGH, there's this guy from another forum I used to be on who is totally creepy. He's way older and sometimes I forget that I'm even Facebook friends with him until he drunkenly messages me complimenting me in really creepy ways. dsjgkjfsdkljf gross
Delete. Block. That simple.

If you feel a void, I will drunkenly hit on you.

I deleted a comment he put on my profile picture because I didn't want people to ask questions. He got pissed and deleted me anyway. haaaaaa

d'aw Thanks Mali. <3

I'm here for you babe.


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Also, I might worship the director/star of the play for putting it on. I mean really, my bite-sized town went all Whedon! That's BLOODY FANTASTIC!
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #35886 on: September 21, 2012, 04:46:48 PM »

I'm ready to get back into Christmas Spirit! Sleigh bells and twinkly lights and hot chocolate and blankets and all other kind of kitschy christmas stuffs! AWE-SOME! Man, good thing my Christmas avatar from last year is still up (I apparently forgot to take it down...)
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« Reply #35887 on: September 22, 2012, 12:10:44 AM »

My throats killing me so I got a slushy on my way home from work. But now I have brain freeze
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« Reply #35888 on: September 22, 2012, 02:07:00 AM »

Still no Deadfly Ensemble album. Ho hum :-\
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #35889 on: September 22, 2012, 02:33:08 AM »

BLUGH, there's this guy from another forum I used to be on who is totally creepy. He's way older and sometimes I forget that I'm even Facebook friends with him until he drunkenly messages me complimenting me in really creepy ways. dsjgkjfsdkljf gross
Delete. Block. That simple.

If you feel a void, I will drunkenly hit on you.
If you need an old guy to post inappropriate stuff, just say the word...

I'll even pretend to be drunk if you want...   O0
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Re: The Random Thought thread
« Reply #35890 on: September 22, 2012, 02:56:32 AM »

 :D   ;D  DOUBLE POST!!!   :D   ;D

So my nephew was here working on his homework: identifying the nouns in a
short written passage....  a bio of Neil Gaiman...   :D
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« Reply #35891 on: September 22, 2012, 04:06:24 AM »

BLUGH, there's this guy from another forum I used to be on who is totally creepy. He's way older and sometimes I forget that I'm even Facebook friends with him until he drunkenly messages me complimenting me in really creepy ways. dsjgkjfsdkljf gross
Delete. Block. That simple.

If you feel a void, I will drunkenly hit on you.
If you need an old guy to post inappropriate stuff, just say the word...

I'll even pretend to be drunk if you want...   O0

Aw shucks. Look at all my admirers.  :-*
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« Reply #35892 on: September 22, 2012, 04:07:30 AM »

I'm ready to get back into Christmas Spirit! Sleigh bells and twinkly lights and hot chocolate and blankets and all other kind of kitschy christmas stuffs! AWE-SOME! Man, good thing my Christmas avatar from last year is still up (I apparently forgot to take it down...)

Do you know The Christmas Song by Pretty Balanced? It sums up this feeling quite well. One of my favorite lines: "Oh I might go crazy. Fuck the daisies. I want christmas now."
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« Reply #35893 on: September 22, 2012, 07:44:18 AM »

No! I don't know that song, I should look it up later. It sounds awesome!
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« Reply #35894 on: September 22, 2012, 10:04:53 AM »

Someone in my business class sent an email to the entire class with the opening line "Hello soon-to-be millionaire's!" and it's taking all I have not to reply.
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