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[Tiervexx]

Dude.
I'm reading In Cold Blood for school, and this chick has a cat named "Boobs".
Why would you name you cat "Boobs"?

Put her on a motorboat. Duh.

EDIT: Well, I'll be if I didn't just watch the most romantic porn I've ever seen. Fo cereal, it was adorable and it turned me on!

Okay, I'm curious... what is it?

[Wednesday Friday]

I have to go to two 21sts tonight in opposite directions and I can't drag myself out of bed. asgsadgjk

[music box]

my sister texted me this morning and said, "i was woken up by the dog crawling into our bed and puking all over me and the bed. i had to wake up my sick husband, strip the bed, and shower. it's like taking care of a sick child!"


my day was made already. that's just hilarious.

[Berkid]

I haven't been on here since before Christmas. Friend of Heliosis or however he spells his dang name.

I'm stillllllllllllll waiting on my spousal visa. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I've been unemployed since November. I'm feeling a little  only angry.

[Cirque]

Dude.
I'm reading In Cold Blood for school, and this chick has a cat named "Boobs".
Why would you name you cat "Boobs"?

Why wouldn't you name your cat 'Boobs'?

[Orlagh]

Dude.
I'm reading In Cold Blood for school, and this chick has a cat named "Boobs".
Why would you name you cat "Boobs"?

My dad's pet name for my 5 year old little sister is 'boobs'. I've always found that odd.

Knocking up anothe mediocre youtube ukulele cover before work. Have a huge urge to do something at least slighty creative before my hellish night shift...

[Annebelle.]

everything, anything that has to do with guys confuses me >_<

This.

i think too much

and this.

get out of my head!
nah, it's true though. guys and thinking. blaaaagh

yesterday i had an amazing day with thomas, and i know he doesn't feel anything for me, but it was so much fun and time passed sooooo quickly that all of a sudden we were both looking at the hour and went "oh fuck, you/i missed your/my last bus home by two and a half hour", so we decided that i would stay over because he lives to far away to go on foot. so i got to sleep in his waterbed, while he offered to sleep on a crappy mattress. this morning we both woke up at basically the same time and he said "i dreamt we were going out"

it confuses the hell out of me. i don't know what to do, because clearly i still have feelings for him, but i also have sort of very possible feelings for another guy, and i know for a fact that he likes me. Anyway, this guy i've only met twice before, but we could talk and have a decent conversation for a few hours, and we did have a great deal of fun. and he made me feel rather uncomfortable, but a good kind of uncomfortable, if you get what i mean. well, i got the feeling he liked me in those hours we spent together, and after that i always had a few days of trouble getting him out of my head. of course my feeling could've been totally wrong. but then our mutual friend started saying things like "so, you and maarten are getting along quite fine" (in a 'wiggling eyebrows' kind of way) "you like him don't you", which i denied. and then 2 days ago, i saw the mutual friend again, and again he said things like "hey anne, why don't you "play", maarten *wiggling eyebrows*", so i said things like "why should i? why would i "play" maarten, as you like to put it?" and then he was all "come on, don't you think he's cute or handsome or whatever you like to call it"

and it is driving me motherfucking crazy, BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO!
i don't know, this probably should've been in the gush about your crush thread. whatever. aargh

[/rant]

[virtual~mary]

i'm jonesin' because i still cannot login to twitter, and i hardly tweet. what is up with that?

[Indja]

I hate boys my age.

[SeeAnne]

^ yeah, me too. They're usually in the closet so it sucks a lot.




I'm going to LA next week and I start work tomorrow. Woot!

[The King of Carrot Flowers]

I hate boys my age.

I hate almost everyone who's a year younger than me. At least, the ones at my school. (Lisa, you're just fine! )

[buttercup.]

this is the room one afternoon I knew I would love you. and from above you how I sank into your soul.

[Orlagh]

I wish we sold red bull at work. We sell a cheaper equivelant called 'Pussy'.

Man:(stifling laughter and glancing to his friends) "Can I get a double vodka and pussy juice darlin'?"
Me: (Le sigh) "Of course you can, do you want ice with that?"
Man: "Yeah"
Me: (Gritted teeth, rolling eyes. Makes drink...)
Man: "'ere love. This pussy juice, is it yours?" (Laughter)
Me: (coy voice)...."Oh no, not mine personally." (Hands him the drink, plucks the £10 from his hand) "but I got it special just for you..." (push his change into his hand and lean in to murmur in his ear...)"...it's your mum's..."

I'd been waiting for an opportunity to use that on some twattybloke. It was so sweet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hXGzY4Oa2s
Covered 'Quicksand' (haphazardly) earlier

[The King of Carrot Flowers]

I wish we sold red bull at work. We sell a cheaper equivelant called 'Pussy'.

Man:(stifling laughter and glancing to his friends) "Can I get a double vodka and pussy juice darlin'?"
Me: (Le sigh) "Of course you can, do you want ice with that?"
Man: "Yeah"
Me: (Gritted teeth, rolling eyes. Makes drink...)
Man: "'ere love. This pussy juice, is it yours?" (Laughter)
Me: (coy voice)...."Oh no, not mine personally." (Hands him the drink, plucks the £10 from his hand) "but I got it special just for you..." (push his change into his hand and lean in to murmur in his ear...)"...it's your mum's..."

I'd been waiting for an opportunity to use that on some twattybloke. It was so sweet.

Orlagh, have I ever told you how much I love you? 

[CeeGBee]

I wish we sold red bull at work. We sell a cheaper equivelant called 'Pussy'.

Man:(stifling laughter and glancing to his friends) "Can I get a double vodka and pussy juice darlin'?"
Me: (Le sigh) "Of course you can, do you want ice with that?"
Man: "Yeah"
Me: (Gritted teeth, rolling eyes. Makes drink...)
Man: "'ere love. This pussy juice, is it yours?" (Laughter)
Me: (coy voice)...."Oh no, not mine personally." (Hands him the drink, plucks the £10 from his hand) "but I got it special just for you..." (push his change into his hand and lean in to murmur in his ear...)"...it's your mum's..."

I'd been waiting for an opportunity to use that on some twattybloke. It was so sweet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hXGzY4Oa2s
Covered 'Quicksand' (haphazardly) earlier

Wait...  You actually did that?!?!      

We need to get you a Hero Of The Shadowbox second class medal....
(I don't know what would qualify for First Class, but we have to keep that
open just in case something even more awesome comes up...)