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[Pliwood180]

Getting my hair cut short in 15 minutes.

Nervous. 

[Cirque]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hXGzY4Oa2s
Covered 'Quicksand' (haphazardly) earlier

That's a really awsome cover.
I've been obsessed with that whole album for the last few weeks.
Your voice suits it.

[Orlagh]

I wish we sold red bull at work. We sell a cheaper equivelant called 'Pussy'.

Man:(stifling laughter and glancing to his friends) "Can I get a double vodka and pussy juice darlin'?"
Me: (Le sigh) "Of course you can, do you want ice with that?"
Man: "Yeah"
Me: (Gritted teeth, rolling eyes. Makes drink...)
Man: "'ere love. This pussy juice, is it yours?" (Laughter)
Me: (coy voice)...."Oh no, not mine personally." (Hands him the drink, plucks the £10 from his hand) "but I got it special just for you..." (push his change into his hand and lean in to murmur in his ear...)"...it's your mum's..."

I'd been waiting for an opportunity to use that on some twattybloke. It was so sweet.

Orlagh, have I ever told you how much I love you? 

 
Not nearly as much as I love your mum... (shit. I think the floodgates have opened!)

Wait...  You actually did that?!?!      

We need to get you a Hero Of The Shadowbox second class medal....
(I don't know what would qualify for First Class, but we have to keep that
open just in case something even more awesome comes up...)

Thanks CeeCee. As much as I'd be honoured to get a medal, the satifaction of seeing the look on his face was more than enough. I feel I can now serve pussy to twats with ease knowing that, for that one twat, the barmaid bit back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hXGzY4Oa2s
Covered 'Quicksand' (haphazardly) earlier

That's a really awsome cover.
I've been obsessed with that whole album for the last few weeks.
Your voice suits it.

Thanks Shaney
There are some killer songs on the album, I adore 'Tigerlily', but overall I found it a bit disapointingly ballardy. She is pretty class though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeM88zP9HAY
Did another cover just now. In this one I look/sound severely emo. Disgrace.

[Julie Fern]

Awesome!

I just found a whole folder of shit on Japan that I did in primary 7!
Useful, how i'm now actually attempting to learn japanese.

[music box]

i think i'm going to try and learn another language. i'm bouncing in between russian and german.

it depends on if i want a severe challenge or not.

[Mr. Leave Me Alone]

I drew a lady on the bus today without her realising even though she kept glancing in my direction. *evil laugh* She had very interesting hair. Interesting in a sort of 'I know that hairstyle is popular right now, but for the love of god, why?' way.

[Pope Totalfrog]

I drew a lady on the bus today without her realising even though she kept glancing in my direction. *evil laugh* She had very interesting hair. Interesting in a sort of 'I know that hairstyle is popular right now, but for the love of god, why?' way.

was it a beehive or a mullet?

[JohnnyDBBUK]

I drew a lady on the bus today without her realising even though she kept glancing in my direction. *evil laugh* She had very interesting hair. Interesting in a sort of 'I know that hairstyle is popular right now, but for the love of god, why?' way.

was it a beehive or a mullet?

lol

[Chay]

had an idea for a new story. haven't started writing yet, though. it's a lot more morbid than my usual stuff. been trying to work out for the past few days just how i'm going to go about it...

[SeeAnne]

First day of work and I LOVE it.

[[CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez]

First day of work and I LOVE it.

Lucky!

[Tiervexx]

First day of work and I LOVE it.

Lucky!

Yeah really... who the hell is being hired NOW?

WHat do you do Seean?

[music box]

i swear there were more cubs fans than rockies fans at coors field tonight. the crowd was a sea of blue and red.
i almost picked a fight with a cubs fan, got heckled by 5 guys in cubs jerseys, and got picked on by a child for cheering for my home team. wtf?


and we lost. all i heard on my way out of the stadium was "chicago! chicago! chicago!"

[Tiervexx]

i swear there were more cubs fans than rockies fans at coors field tonight. the crowd was a sea of blue and red.
i almost picked a fight with a cubs fan, got heckled by 5 guys in cubs jerseys, and got picked on by a child for cheering for my home team. wtf?


and we lost. all i heard on my way out of the stadium was "chicago! chicago! chicago!"

I don't really follow baseball but I do know that the Cubs are statistically the worst team in baseball.  They have not won a World Series in over 100 years...  I really don't get why they still have fans.  The White Socks are a much better team.

[Chay]

i swear there were more cubs fans than rockies fans at coors field tonight. the crowd was a sea of blue and red.
i almost picked a fight with a cubs fan, got heckled by 5 guys in cubs jerseys, and got picked on by a child for cheering for my home team. wtf?


and we lost. all i heard on my way out of the stadium was "chicago! chicago! chicago!"

I don't really follow baseball but I do know that the Cubs are statistically the worst team in baseball.  They have not won a World Series in over 100 years...  I really don't get why they still have fans.  The White Socks are a much better team.

hey man... watch it  ... we're loyal. just because they suck doesn't mean that the fans still don't love 'em...