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[JohnnyDBBUK]

nothing like bringing a resin cast ww2 gun to work during staff redundancy period
"I've had enough of this restructure boys!!!!   

if they peeked in my bag they would evacuate the building
relax: its a prop replica I wanted to show the guys in work

[SeeAnne]

I created a new email!! WOOOOOO!!!

[24hourchemist]

On the topic of disgusting marmite stories...

A few years ago...about 2006ish, my brother, my parents and I were staying at my gran's house and she's the sort of person who doesn't clear out her cupboards very often.
Anyway, my brother and my dad (who are...or were...marmite eating freaks) found some marmite in the cupboard and put it on thier toast. After a few bites they were like: "this tastes a bit weird."
I replied "it always tastes weird", while picking up the jar to look at it.
Then I informed them that the use by date was 1998. 

I apologise if anyone was sick as a result of that story 

[slyvia k]

one of my friends got engaged a couple of weeks ago and she sort of hasn't spoken to me since. apparently i'm useful only to cheer single people up. *pouts*

[MauraLeeBee]

Oh my gosh, I want to try this marmite/vegemite thing now. I have a strong stomach, I can pretty much keep anything I put in my mouth down, even when it comes to mixing dairy with acidic foods. Once I had french fries and vinegar with a glass of coconut milk.

When I came out of the bathroom, completely weak from gagging, my friend Stacey came up to me and was like, "You know, it's not so bad on something." I turned, and she was eating it on her waffle fries. We all stared at her for about five minutes.

Then again, I'm not surprised. She eats pickles with chocolate on a regular basis.

I am declaring a war on marmite.

Agreed. The Marmite Monster should never corrupt the youth of our cities.
That's out jobs :B

[SeeAnne]

Oh my gosh, I want to try this marmite/vegemite thing now. I have a strong stomach, I can pretty much keep anything I put in my mouth down, even when it comes to mixing dairy with acidic foods. Once I had french fries and vinegar with a glass of coconut milk.

When I came out of the bathroom, completely weak from gagging, my friend Stacey came up to me and was like, "You know, it's not so bad on something." I turned, and she was eating it on her waffle fries. We all stared at her for about five minutes.

Then again, I'm not surprised. She eats pickles with chocolate on a regular basis.

Wow, pickles and chocolate. That's kinda gross. But I want to try it. Much like how I tried chicken and ice cream.

[Johnny]

craving something really cheesey

I want a plate with deep fried chimichangas covered in melted queso, double cheeseburgers and a ricotta manicotti

yes that would be fucking perfect right now.

[SeeAnne]

craving something really cheesey

I want a plate with deep fried chimichangas covered in melted queso, double cheeseburgers and a ricotta manicotti

yes that would be fucking perfect right now.

Even better, drink a glass of water and wait for a few minutes and you won't have this sick craving. Trust me, it's worth it.

[bambiraptor]

anyone who refers to their penis as anything other than 'my penis' or 'it' doesn't deserve to have one.

[Cadosynn]

I want to take Emilia swimming. I know she can go swimming with her tube, but I'm kinda hesitant to take her because I'm not totally comfortable replacing it. I could put it in, but Ben usually does that part, and I do the taping.

[absynth aura]

Marmite is much better.

No.
I am by no means a fan of vegemite, but I can tolerate it. I wanted nothing more than to kill myself, last time I tasted marmite.
It's like...it's slimier. And runnier. There is no upside to slimier and runnier.
I am declaring a war on marmite.

Not even. Marmite is not slimy and runny. It's almost solid. It has perfect spreadability. Unlike vegemite.

I say declare war on vegemite rather that marmite!

[Pope Totalfrog]

Marmite is much better.

No.
I am by no means a fan of vegemite, but I can tolerate it. I wanted nothing more than to kill myself, last time I tasted marmite.
It's like...it's slimier. And runnier. There is no upside to slimier and runnier.
I am declaring a war on marmite.

Not even. Marmite is not slimy and runny. It's almost solid. It has perfect spreadability. Unlike vegemite.

I say declare war on vegemite rather that marmite!

Marmite is shinier. Not slimier. But they are both equally revolting. I don't understand why anyone would want to spread toxic waste on their toast.

[absynth aura]

Marmite is much better.

No.
I am by no means a fan of vegemite, but I can tolerate it. I wanted nothing more than to kill myself, last time I tasted marmite.
It's like...it's slimier. And runnier. There is no upside to slimier and runnier.
I am declaring a war on marmite.

Not even. Marmite is not slimy and runny. It's almost solid. It has perfect spreadability. Unlike vegemite.

I say declare war on vegemite rather that marmite!

Marmite is shinier. Not slimier. But they are both equally revolting. I don't understand why anyone would want to spread toxic waste on their toast.

Nah vegemite is more revolting. It's fully disgusting.

[MauraLeeBee]

Marmite is much better.

No.
I am by no means a fan of vegemite, but I can tolerate it. I wanted nothing more than to kill myself, last time I tasted marmite.
It's like...it's slimier. And runnier. There is no upside to slimier and runnier.
I am declaring a war on marmite.

Not even. Marmite is not slimy and runny. It's almost solid. It has perfect spreadability. Unlike vegemite.

I say declare war on vegemite rather that marmite!

Marmite is shinier. Not slimier. But they are both equally revolting. I don't understand why anyone would want to spread toxic waste on their toast.

I'm pretty sure Marmite is what killed the dinosaurs.

[Pope Totalfrog]

Marmite is much better.

No.
I am by no means a fan of vegemite, but I can tolerate it. I wanted nothing more than to kill myself, last time I tasted marmite.
It's like...it's slimier. And runnier. There is no upside to slimier and runnier.
I am declaring a war on marmite.

Not even. Marmite is not slimy and runny. It's almost solid. It has perfect spreadability. Unlike vegemite.

I say declare war on vegemite rather that marmite!

Marmite is shinier. Not slimier. But they are both equally revolting. I don't understand why anyone would want to spread toxic waste on their toast.

I'm pretty sure Marmite is what killed the dinosaurs.

Nah. Marmite and vegemite are both just the rotten remains of dinosaurs. Tar pits don't really contain tar. They are made of vegemite.