Amanda's got a blog. If blogs could talk, it'd ask you to read it. It might even say "please."
I have done something odd to something in my left foot.....my ankle now hurts a bit.....suspect dislocations somewhere in the many bones available to dislocate!
I assembled this team for purposes of a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen thing, but in reading this thread it occurs to me they're all highly bangable. Yeah, even Spider Jerusalem.
hmmm i just found a half full bottle of red wine in the fridge which is probably already 3 months old. will i die if i drink it?
Wow. Froggie's like a superhero...
Trick question: No matter how they're prepared, and how hungry you may be, tarantulas are NOT food
^I'm pretty sure if I'm turning into a horse to fuck a stranger off the internet, vodka will play its part...
Lighting cigarettes with you
Today, Valentines Day = Me + Adele + the Golden Gate Bridge.Forever alone.
I can only find one website so far that I like that sells bras on my newly discovered size. I wish she had never measured me! It's impossible to find 30F bras! It's either 38F or 30A. It's like they don't realise that you can have a small back and big cup, and in a world where a lot of girls are getting boob jobs, they should be more aware.
I AM LACTATING WITH RAGE
Getting a booty call on valentines day is just void of all class
Quote from: CirqueDuSanity on February 15, 2012, 07:52:02 AMGetting a booty call on valentines day is just void of all class I can picture someone calling you and saying: "Hello, there. I'm ringing you because it is Valentines and I would like to role play we are such and are going on a date.... ....in my bedroom. "
I'm a chain of idiots awakening.