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[spider jerusalem]

I have done something odd to something in my left foot.....my ankle now hurts a bit.....suspect dislocations somewhere in the many bones available to dislocate!

wait a day or two. I twisted my foot saturday playing rugby and it is quite okay now. dislocated bones would not hurt a bit. 

[The Angel Raliel]

oh i am used to it...loose joints equals random uncomfortable dislocations every once in a while....I suspect it has something to do with the bones directly behind my big toe.......

[buttercup.]

^ I hear ya. My hips go out a lot, it's killer. But I'm going to keep stretching anyway, because I want to be elastic girl from micmacs for next halloween. I will not be able to fit in a fridge, though.

[Miss Sahara]

hmmm i just found a half full bottle of red wine in the fridge which is probably already 3 months old. will i die if i drink it?

[Pope Totalfrog]

hmmm i just found a half full bottle of red wine in the fridge which is probably already 3 months old. will i die if i drink it?

No. But don't be shocked if it tastes like vinegar.

[absynth aura]

Today, Valentines Day = Me + Adele + the Golden Gate Bridge.






Forever alone.

[spider jerusalem]

Today, Valentines Day = Me + Adele + the Golden Gate Bridge.






Forever alone.

Here, Valentines is only on June 12th. Which is the birthday of an [ex]-friend, who I had a huge crush on, who said **never** wanted me more than as a friend, in spite of the awfully amount of mixed signs (deep inside I always knew), who never really talked to me after the incident, which happened more or less 4 years ago, even saying nothing would change.

[absynth aura]

^that sucks, sorry that happened, even if it was so long ago. Mixed signals are a bitch, I've been caught out by them once or twice.

[slyvia k]

I can only find one website so far that I like that sells bras on my newly discovered size. I wish she had never measured me! It's impossible to find 30F bras! It's either 38F or 30A. It's like they don't realise that you can have a small back and big cup, and in a world where a lot of girls are getting boob jobs, they should be more aware.

oh man, i have the oppostive problem... i have like the smallest cup ever (a?) but i never find it in stores, they always start from B! pffff

[Cirque]

Getting a booty call on valentines day is just void of all class

[spider jerusalem]

Getting a booty call on valentines day is just void of all class

I can picture someone calling you and saying: "Hello, there. I'm ringing you because it is Valentines and I would like to role play we are such and are going on a date....
....in my bedroom.  "

[CeeGBee]

That does it....  When those morons finally get around to drawing the right lotto
numbers, all the ladies here (and any guys that want 'em) are getting gift-cards
to their respective local custom-lingerie shops.  (And no, I won't be wanting to
see pictures - this will be strictly a humanitarian gesture.)

[Cirque]

Getting a booty call on valentines day is just void of all class

I can picture someone calling you and saying: "Hello, there. I'm ringing you because it is Valentines and I would like to role play we are such and are going on a date....
....in my bedroom.  "

I pushed back the booty call to Friday night...if his boyfriend isn't in the city

[Indja]

I am naked riiiight now

[Agonistes]

i'm wearing the best pair of moccasins ever made.