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[Indja]

@Astica - We should have a poll or something. Rate taking your bra off 1-10 in satisfaction, or rate scratching your balls, and we'll see what comes out top

@Cirque - Oh my God it's awful. Apart from anything else, it just makes me feel incredibly guilty about being English xD

[Mr. Leave Me Alone]

A friend of mine has asked me to write a book or at least start a blog about my issues with mental health, seeing as they've been going on for a good 6 years and she finds how I tell some of my stories really funny. Particularly the newer ones about drug side effects.
It pleased me, because I consider myself to be a terrible storyteller, but I probably won't bother with either of those things anyway.

[imaginary friend]

we've got someone/something who signed up with the name "baster."

if it's a bot, I hope it's pushing in vitro fertilization services.

 

[CeeGBee]

Gee, anyone got about six grand lyin' around? 
Need something to fill that empty corner?

[slyvia k]

so awkward, i was at a gay bar with some friends talking to some girls they knew and i referred to my current gf as ''my ex'' 

[Pope Totalfrog]

I have a weird spot on my back. So I am being a grown up and going to the doctor's tomorrow.

I don't think it looks like anything super nasty but I'm still slightly terrified.

[CeeGBee]

I have a weird spot on my back. So I am being a grown up and going to the doctor's tomorrow.

I don't think it looks like anything super nasty but I'm still slightly terrified.

I hope you're wasting the Doc's valuable time...   

[Blue Canary]

My co-worker and I might be going to "Bats Day" at Disneyland (a.k.a: the goth day).
I think I've forgotten how to dress like a goth...

[Astica]

My co-worker and I might be going to "Bats Day" at Disneyland (a.k.a: the goth day).
I think I've forgotten how to dress like a goth...

That sounds so fun. If you're stuck for ideas, check this out: nowthisisgothic.tumblr.com

[absynth aura]

^men get to scratch their balls, though. From what I've heard, this probably balances out.

Also, I'm a B cup, so don't flobble.

We can also flop them out after having them in pants all day.



Random thought:
I need to write a letter to go with the application for this course, and I don't know what to write. Would it just be like a cover letter?

[Indja]

Got to three in the morning and realised I was too tired to do anything of value, so made the difficult decision to get a bit of kip and then get back to writing this essay in the morning. Now it's the morning and I want to die. I also want to see my friends, but there's no way I can go to class for two hours and get this done before the deadline - three o'clock this afternoon - so that sucks. I'm hoping they'll still be knocking about somewhere once I'm finished and I can finally get to the pub.

[absynth aura]

^Get writing!!!!!


I started writing my letter for application, and it's proving difficult. I've got one sentence down...

[buttercup.]

My co-worker and I might be going to "Bats Day" at Disneyland (a.k.a: the goth day).
I think I've forgotten how to dress like a goth...

Please stop by my place on your way. No help on the goth, I'll just love on you.

[Indja]

^Get writing!!!!!


I started writing my letter for application, and it's proving difficult. I've got one sentence down...

I'm up to 1,336 words. I might just make it.... I know that 700 words in six hours is a pathetically low target, but I have pathetically low expectations of myself xD

[absynth aura]

^Get writing!!!!!


I started writing my letter for application, and it's proving difficult. I've got one sentence down...

I'm up to 1,336 words. I might just make it.... I know that 700 words in six hours is a pathetically low target, but I have pathetically low expectations of myself xD

As long as you have yourself a goal, than you shall conquer and defeat!