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those billboards in front of churches...
« on: July 31, 2008, 02:21:36 PM »

At the corner of my street there is a presbytarian church. This church has one of those billboard things where they post godly saying meant to convince you to go to church or warm the heart or something...

This is what it reads this month.

"When God measures you he puts the tape around the heart"

So... post the shit you read on church billboards! Some of them are funny like that one.. some of them are ridiculous and some actually make you think. I want to hear them all!
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 02:42:53 PM »

My all-time fave is still "Stop, Drop and Roll won't work in Hell"

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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2008, 04:42:26 PM »

One time this church across the street from my school had a sign that said "CHRIST MAKES IT POSSIBLE TO COME". Ahaha that one was funny. Damn mexican church! just kidding yosmark!
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2008, 05:15:51 PM »

'Happy Birthday Jesus' makes me laugh every year. especially when there's balloons too.
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2008, 05:23:40 PM »

Next to my university is a very large 10 ft banner on a church roof that reads "God Loves Students!"

I've always dreamed of putting it in front of my old public school. Not really sure why.
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2008, 09:55:35 PM »

"Jesus Says:
Life is like a game of tennis--even when you have nothing, you still have love."
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2008, 10:05:01 PM »

there is a church next-door to the local Dairy Queen (which, for all you non-southerners, is an old Texas fast food chain. it sells burgers and stuff but mostly markets on its ice cream).

and today the church billboard said:
"OUR SUNDAYS ARE BETTER THAN DAIRY QUEEN'S"

lol.

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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2008, 10:27:17 PM »

There's a church not that far from my house and they have all sorts of different changing signs - funny ones, just boring spiritual ones etc.

The one that I remember off the top of my head:

"Seven days without church makes one weak"
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2008, 10:33:05 PM »

I like this thread. While I've seen plenty of humorous Church signs, conveniently enough, I can't think of any right now. Have to think...
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2008, 11:22:30 PM »



sorry...

I also lov e this Simpsons church saying: "There's Something About The Virgin Mary"
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2008, 11:42:10 PM »

one time, me and my girlfriend were walking around downtown at night, and there was this Jesus sign under an Insurance place, and it said something like "Jesus will come at a time you least expect it" ( haha well he better be wearing protection)
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2008, 11:59:45 PM »



sorry...

I also lov e this Simpsons church saying: "There's Something About The Virgin Mary"
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I recall a really great Dolls show in a Synagogue in DC...  I sure do.
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2008, 02:09:33 AM »



sorry...

I also lov e this Simpsons church saying: "There's Something About The Virgin Mary"
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You laugh....
I recall a really great Dolls show in a Synagogue in DC...  I sure do.

Jews are cooler than christians.
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2008, 02:54:05 PM »

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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2008, 10:21:40 AM »

the church's sign across from my old high school had those movable letters so kids would rearrange them to say something else funny. conveniently, i cant think of any
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