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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2008, 10:46:17 AM »

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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2008, 10:47:45 AM »

This thread isn't for fake church signs that sounds ridiculous or what people have made church signs says... its for real church signs that you've actually seen yourself.
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2008, 02:52:50 PM »

Hahah so the pentecostal church down the road today:
"God loves technology: He'll answer your KNEE-mail."
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2008, 02:54:58 PM »

one time, me and my girlfriend were walking around downtown at night, and there was this Jesus sign under an Insurance place, and it said something like "Jesus will come at a time you least expect it" ( haha well he better be wearing protection)
Hahah shit, I forgot about that.

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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2008, 03:56:42 AM »

Hahah so the pentecostal church down the road today:
"God loves technology: He'll answer your KNEE-mail."

well, of course god wants you on your knees. its how he works. but then he expects money...whoa, thats waaay to true to be a coincidence! i just figured out that god is a john!!!
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2008, 08:55:18 PM »

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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2008, 09:11:19 PM »

This thread isn't for fake church signs that sounds ridiculous or what people have made church signs says... its for real church signs that you've actually seen yourself.
Seriously, any idiot with a computer can photoshop a sign to suggest something clever.

Stop posting fake shit. 


(Granted, "Scientology"...  yep, it's fake alright, before anybody photoshops anything...)
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2008, 09:53:22 PM »

This thread isn't for fake church signs that sounds ridiculous or what people have made church signs says... its for real church signs that you've actually seen yourself.
Seriously, any idiot with a computer can photoshop a sign to suggest something clever.

Stop posting fake shit. 


(Granted, "Scientology"...  yep, it's fake alright, before anybody photoshops anything...)

Point taken of course (and I won't post any more), but considering that Scientology is a cynical charade masquerading as a religion, it befits such treatment.
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2008, 02:21:00 AM »

Care to hear my thoughts on scientology? I wish I was rich so I could go to heaven too.
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2008, 08:24:50 PM »

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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2008, 08:40:11 PM »

there's a church by my house that always has great ones.
in the summer, the always use:
"we're prayer conditioned"
"protection from the son"

but my all time favorite:
"ch  ch
what's missing?
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2008, 05:38:32 PM »

There's a church in Blacklick, Ohio that had the following sign 'til a few days ago:

I kissed a girl and I liked it
and then I went to Hell


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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2008, 08:50:56 PM »

No fucking way..... seriously?! Thats fucking bullshit. I'd drink a bottle of whiskey and then the next morning save my diarrhea and throw it on the sign.
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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2008, 10:37:59 PM »

There's a church in Blacklick, Ohio that had the following sign 'til a few days ago:

I kissed a girl and I liked it
and then I went to Hell


jdfu!

i was just about to post this!



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Re: those billboards in front of churches...
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2008, 10:53:04 PM »

What a bunch of asshats. Yet another thing to add to list of why I dislike "Christians". It should have read "I kissed a girl and I liked it, then I went to hell - but it was totally worth it!" At least it would have if I had walked past it and had the chance to do a little grafitti.
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