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[guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy]

See, normally I would find the greyhound beheading amusing, but I'll be taking a greyhound back and forth about once every two weeks..

Sure, but you're in CANADA...  Nothing like that ever happens in CANADA, right? 
We have exclusive rights to homicidal knife-wielding weirdos down here in the lower 48, right?



...right?...





Oh.......     but seriously, what are the odds?



....what are the odds you can get mom & dad to
cough up the price of a plane ticket now?

Well fuck, we all have pet beavers (heeheehee) and live in igloos--how violent can we be, eh?
(No chance of flying. It's a 2 hour drive; ergo, a 30 minute plane ride. If I do happen to be beheaded, I hereby leave my worldly possessions to the Box.)

You left out the most important part:
Canadians are the world's most polite people, and when you stop to ask permission first, the person whom you may have intended
to stab will often say no, or simply move far enough away that it's no longer convenient to kill him.

...to say nothing of the fact that stabbing and beheading people is generally considered rude in/of itself.


And yeah, Seean, the Maple Leafs pretty much sucked last year, and the year before, and probably this year. 

I feel you C, from the heart. I don't watch sports but I can tell how shitty they are just because they are. But we invented hockey and basketball and the lightbulb.

[Cereal]

Lets not forget that not only was it a beheading, but the crazy fucker actually starting chowing down on his victims body.... Hannibal Lecter style.

BTW: I'm coming back home from Amanda's show on Saturday by Greyhound!

[guuurrrrrllltakeiteasy]

Sucks to be you.

Last night I watched a guy get beheaded. I have an incredibly strong stomach but that. That just really really disturbed me. On some sort of level. Never again

[Cirque]

In England you just get stabbed by 12 year olds ( who will then try to sell you crack )

oh come on...they try to sell you crack first.
If you don't buy they stab out of anger.
If you do then they stab and take it back, thats just good business.

[The Angel Raliel]

stab first... then sell you drugs.... then stab you again after seeing what you have in the wallet....... ( will stab you anyway, but it's fun for them)

[CeeGBee]

....and record the whole happening on mobile-phone video for amusing friends now,
and using as evidence against themselves when they finally get caught?

[malcontent]

Apparently Toronto is the safest city in all of Canada despite our what is it again, 30th murder of the year?

The stat is probably per-capita...

My thoughts exactly.

Big city. Lots of people.... more murders... looks better on paper.


As for the beheading.... That is just the way we roll.. Don't kick the back of my seat motherfucker.

Seriously I'd love to sit down with this man. Chained to his seat of course..... for fucks sake. He would be terribly interesting I'm sure.