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[CeeGBee]

Cpl. Ray Person: Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come countries like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusted haji, is a happy haji.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, how much ripped fuel have you ingested.
Cpl. Ray Person: I'm on it like a mother fucker Brad, haha!...
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Well, no more of that shit...
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: An interesting theory though.
Cpl. Ray Person: Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it, you know what, you should definitely quote me on it, this whole thing comes down to pussy! Look, if you take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas, no fucking war!
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: So the war is not about oil or WMDs.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, in the opinion of this Marine, its about pussy.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: And its not about Saddam.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, please shut up... thank you.

and

Puerto Ricans are tropical Mexicans

Generation Kill

Have you read the book? 

It's really remarkable.  Keep in mind that it was written by a reporter for Rolling Stone (a magazine
editorially opposed to George Bush, the War, and War in general since its founding) embedded with
the Marines (people whose business is death, destruction, and mayhem...  but they work for us, so
it's ok).

(I actually haven't seen the show, but I've heard some good things.)

[neverm0re]

"we need a bigger boat.." rod steiger in JAWS

[NastyEgo]

Cpl. Ray Person: Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come countries like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusted haji, is a happy haji.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, how much ripped fuel have you ingested.
Cpl. Ray Person: I'm on it like a mother fucker Brad, haha!...
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Well, no more of that shit...
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: An interesting theory though.
Cpl. Ray Person: Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it, you know what, you should definitely quote me on it, this whole thing comes down to pussy! Look, if you take the Republican Guard and comp their asses for a week in Vegas, no fucking war!
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: So the war is not about oil or WMDs.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, in the opinion of this Marine, its about pussy.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: And its not about Saddam.
Cpl. Ray Person: No, Saddam is just part of the problem, if Saddam invested more in the pussy infrastructure of Iraq than he did in his fucking gay ass army, then this country would be no more fucked up than say, Mexico.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray, please shut up... thank you.

and

Puerto Ricans are tropical Mexicans

Generation Kill

Have you read the book? 

It's really remarkable.  Keep in mind that it was written by a reporter for Rolling Stone (a magazine
editorially opposed to George Bush, the War, and War in general since its founding) embedded with
the Marines (people whose business is death, destruction, and mayhem...  but they work for us, so
it's ok).

(I actually haven't seen the show, but I've heard some good things.)

It's great. And it doesn't seem biased. It's not just a book. It's an eye witness' account to what was happening there. It shows stupidity of army, but also it's complicated logic (the grooming standards).
As for the book, I have to import it, because there's no possibility to buy it in Poland yet. And right now I don't have any spare money.
Back to the show. "Fruity" Rudy Reyes portrays himself on the screen.

[Rob]

"In my world, everyone's a pony
and they all eat rainbows
and poop butterflies"

[Mockery]

"I don't wait to be a waiter!" Valentine from MirrorMask.

[jupiter or japan]

check my signature, that is one of my favorites from repo man

[Ashleetalks_toastronauts]

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion..."

Haha,Donnie Darko,right?
My other fave from that movie...when his teacher is telling his parents what he said about the 'forcibly inserting the card into my anus' ahaha, and his dad starts cracking up.

[Bubblegum Britt]

Bill - What are you doing with that detergent?
Seth - I got fuckin' blood on my pants

[NastyEgo]

I'm partial to the infamous Bull Durham "I believe in..." soliloquy.

This one brings me to the quote I only know from a song, and it was in Exorcist III
I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in injustice and inhumanity, torture and anger and hate... I believe in murder. I believe in pain. I believe in cruelty and infidelity. I believe in slime and stink and every crawling, putrid thing... every possible ugliness and corruption, you son of a bitch. I believe... in you.

And of course High Fidelity
Only people of a certain disposition are sure they're going to be alone for the rest of their lives at age 26.
and
Do I listen to pop music because I am miserable or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?

[slyvia k]

''go fly your kite'' - juno
''nobody's perfect'' - the end of some like it hot

[Pelle]

Kathy: You... you have a lot of very fine qualities. But...
Joe Turner: What fine qualities?
Kathy: You have good eyes. Not kind, but they don't lie, and they don't look away much, and they don't miss anything. I could use eyes like that.
Joe Turner: But you're overdue in Vermont. Is he a tough guy?
Kathy: He's pretty tough.
Joe Turner: What will he do?
Kathy: Understand, probably.
Joe Turner: Boy. That is tough.

Joubert: Would you move from the window, please?
Janice: I won't scream.
Joubert: I know.

-Three days of the Condor-

[JohnnyDBBUK]

Gary oldman at the end of leon 1/2 a second before being blown apart

Leon (dying from a headwound): Stansfield
Gary Oldman: At your service
Leon: This is from.... Math...il..da
(Gary oldman opens his hand to see the pins to the 6 swat grenades on leons chest)

Gary Oldman:   "shit"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiDXfKQg9W0

[hateandjealousy]

"you meant me at a very strange time in my life" said by the narrator in Fight Club while buildings are exploding and The Pixies are playing.

[Mockery]

    Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
     'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
     A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
     No, it isn't.

[Pelle]

^Monty Python!

Joe Turner: I'd like to go back to New York.
Joubert: You have not much future there. It will happen this way. You may be walking. Maybe the first sunny day of the spring. And a car will slow beside you, and a door will open, and someone you know, maybe even trust, will get out of the car. And he will smile, a becoming smile. But he will leave open the door of the car and offer to give you a lift.    <- I love this sentence.


monty python quotes:

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.