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[CeeGBee]

"Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

"I will take the Ring to Mordor! Though... I do not know the way."

Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.

Three good lines, plus one from the P.Jackson writing team...

Can you pick the lameass line?

[Pliwood180]

"Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

"I will take the Ring to Mordor! Though... I do not know the way."

Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.

Three good lines, plus one from the P.Jackson writing team...

Can you pick the lameass line?

Haha, the last one of course.

[Shanneeen]

"Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood."
-Boyz in the Hood

yes.

[Wednesday Friday]

"What's your number, you fucking flatfoot?! It gets to you, doesn't it? It gets to you that I can do what you can only dream of. I'm getting off this ball of dirt... What's your number!"

- Jude Law in Gattaca

[Devery]

In honor of The Dude finally getting his Oscar:


The Dude: I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
The Big Lebowski: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

[FrailAndBedazzled]

"Wait, wait, why is he in chains?"
"He's in chains, ma'am, because he's a convict."
"A convict?!"
---
"Turns out when we asked for special programs, they gave us special prisons."
"Well, what did he do?"
"He raped a nun."
"Oh god.  Oh god.  Oh gee-oh GOD."
"Hey, hey, listen, it says here he's fine, as long as he gets his medication."
"And if he doesn't get his medication?"
"He's not fine."

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"Just to make sure, after this is all over, I can put this on my resume, right?"
"Actually you can never tell anyone you did this."
"What can they do?"
"They can come to your house and kill you."
"Is this like a union thing?"

-----
"Here, hold these-"
"These are chips."
"Yes, they're going to punch in a kitten later."
"You're going to punch a kitten later?!"
"Yes."
"Why would you do that?!"

There are many other fantastic ones too.  But I can't remember them right now.

[embitteredatheist]

"There was only one road back to L.A., U.S. interstate 15. Just a flat-out high speed burn through Baker, and Barstow, and Berdoo. Then on to the Hollywood freeway straight into frantic oblivion. Safety... obscurity... just another freak in the freak kingdom. We'd gone in search of the American dream, it had been a lame fuck around. A waste of time. There was no point in looking back. Fuck no, not today, thank you kindly. My heart was filled with joy. I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Algier, a man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident." Hunter Thompson, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

Time Lincoln: Haha! No one will catch Time Lincoln!
CIA Agent #1: Quick shoot before he transports!
Time Lincoln: NO ONE EVER!
[CIA Agent #1 shoots Time Lincoln]
CIA Agent #2: Oh great. You just had to shoot didn't you, way to change the future.
CIA Agent #1: What do you mean?
[pans out to show the two CIA agents pulling a cart for an African-American plantation owner]
Plantation Owner: Pull, whitey, PULL! [whips them] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres

More to come later!

[SomewhatDamaged]

"Well, I'll be goddamned. Shitkicker heaven" Severin, Near Dark

When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie, he sets the standard for "not to be fucked with" Columbus, Zombieland

"Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out" Metatron, Dogma

[Rosebud]

“And you, you're too fucking... BLOND!”
Fight Club <3

“Oooh, that's a bingo!  Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo?'”
“You just say 'bingo'.”
“Bingo! How fun! But, I digress. Where were we?”
Inglourious Basterds

“Fuck you, Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?”
“Like two and a half.”
“Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count! ”
Pineapple Express

[Morpheus Laughing]

“I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there? … Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different … now … where was I?” Memento

“All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner. Prince with a swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.” Watership Down

“You live in a dream. You're a sleepwalker, blind. How do you know what the world is like? Do you know the world is a foul sty? Do you know, if you rip off the fronts of houses, you'd find swine? The world's a hell. What does it matter what happens in it? Wake up, Charlie. Use your wits. Learn something.” Shadow of a doubt

[absynth aura]

One of my favourite has to be from Donny Darko:
"Chut up!" Me and my friend have chut up wars, it cracks me up

1:I'd leave it, there's plenty of time for you to clean up after drunken fuckin' parties
2:what do you mean?
1:When you get married girl
2:who say's I wanna get married?
1: it's just the way things are
2: Nah, the fulla's around here are too ugly!

That one was from Once Were Warriors

[Mery]

The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
- Pulp Fiction. This is my favourite film of all time so naturally, I find every line in it to be fantastic. I may as well just post the entire screen play, haha.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
- Fight Club

Oh? And what's so stinkin' about it?
- A Clockwork Orange. BEAUTIFUL line. Beautiful scene.

There are a many more, but I don't want to post them in fear of quoting them wrong. I will GOOGLE THEM!

[Rosebud]

Pretty much everything from Fight Club, actually...

[Mery]

Pretty much everything from Fight Club, actually...

 

[Sarah Doll]

The Princess Bride

Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.
Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
Prince Humperdinck: [*silence... he drops his sword*

"Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end."
-Grandpa

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya

*He slashes his cheek*
Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes!
Inigo Montoya: Power, too, promise me that.
*He slashes his other cheek*
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Anything you want...
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!

"As you wish"
- Westley

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
-Westley



Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.


Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love - you think this happens every day?

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.


From Dusk Till Dawn

"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard."
-Seth

Frost: He fuckin' bit me! FUCKIN' BIT ME!
Sex Machine: What are you gonna do about it?
Frost: Come on, Sex Machine!
I LOVE the delivery

"Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"
- Seth

Seth: So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?
Jacob: I'm a mean, mhm mhm servant of God.

"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."
- Seth

"Now, let's kill that fucking band."
- Sex Machine

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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Raoul Duke, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
...along with pretty much every line in that movie


....I like movies too much
More to come