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[SomewhatDamaged]

basically every line from heathers.

So very!

[Breschau]

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure."

A quote appropriate for pretty much any situation!

[heartstringz]

'So this is how liberty dies - to thunderous applause...' - Padme, Star Wars (I forget which one, I just remember the quote)

[nottheonethatscrazy]

"Lest he should be taken alive, Hook always carried upon him a dreadful potion, distilled when he was weeping from the red of his eye. A mixture of malice, jealousy and disappointment, it was instantly fatal and without antidote."
- Peter Pan.

Hook: And now, Peter Pan, you shall die.
Peter: To die would be an awfully big adventure.
- Peter Pan.

"But I was never to see Peter Pan again. Now I tell his story to my children and they will tell it to their children, and so it will go on - for all children grow up... Except one."
- Peter Pan.

"There could not have been a lovelier sight, but there was none to see it except a strange boy who was staring in at the window. Peter Pan had countless joys that other children can never know, but he was looking at the one joy from which he must be forever barred. "
- Peter Pan.

"It is your requiem mass, boy!"
- Captain Hook, Peter Pan.

"The only thing I know, is that one minute I am a prince, charming and handsome, cutting-a-rug, and the next thing I know.....[trips over his feet]I am tripping over these."
- Prince Naveen, The Princess Frog.

"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity, when for a few brief seconds the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I have lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present, and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
- George, A Single Man.

Vida Boheme: Why is that little Latin boy in drag crying?
Noxeema Jackson: Little Latin boy in drag, why are you crying?
To Wong Foo,
Thanks For Everything
Julie Newmar.


A lot.....

[FrailAndBedazzled]

Man: Don't touch him; you'll get warts!
Kermit: Actually, that's just a myth.
Man: Yeah, well she's MY "mith"!
Kermit: No no no, MYTH, MYTH!
Waitress: Yes?

::LATER, HUNDREDS OF MILES FROM THE BAR::

Doc Hopper: Don't you frogs expand? *puffs out face*
Kermit: No, that's just a myth.
Doc Hopper: A wha?
Kermit: MYTH, MYTH!
Waitress: Yes?

[CeeGBee]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in
all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in
the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya, punk?



Then, a couple films later:
Go ahead, make my day. 

[Sarah Doll]

Infinite geek points for quoting Serenity. You're gonna be my new best friend. The Phil of my Lem, the JD of my Turk, the Pigby of my Olive Snook. ^_^

I must get my hands on mass amounts of hair product if I'm going to take on the JD role! 

[SomewhatDamaged]

"I'm a Derek & Derek's don't run" Bad Taste

[Devery]

My favorite from Firefly:

Mal: Did you tell her?
Wash: Tell her what?
Mal: [to Zoë] Your husband has demanded that we sleep together.
Zoë: Really?
Wash: What? Mal, come on...
Mal: He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. You know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections.
Wash: No! That was the torture talking...
Mal: [takes Zoë's hands and places one on his hip and the other on his shoulder, then with his other hand moves some hair off her shoulder, sporting a deadpan expression] I know it's a difficult mission, but you and I have to get it on.
Zoë: [also with a deadpan expression] I understand. We have no choice. Take me, sir. Take me hard.

[Sarah Doll]

My favorite from Firefly:

Mal: Did you tell her?
Wash: Tell her what?
Mal: [to Zoë] Your husband has demanded that we sleep together.
Zoë: Really?
Wash: What? Mal, come on...
Mal: He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. You know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections.
Wash: No! That was the torture talking...
Mal: [takes Zoë's hands and places one on his hip and the other on his shoulder, then with his other hand moves some hair off her shoulder, sporting a deadpan expression] I know it's a difficult mission, but you and I have to get it on.
Zoë: [also with a deadpan expression] I understand. We have no choice. Take me, sir. Take me hard.

 


Or the incredibly simple but incredibly effective;

''I'll be in my bunk''
-Jayne

[JohnnyDBBUK]

Dave Lizewski: [from trailer] How do I get a hold of you?
Hit Girl: [sarcastically] you just contact the mayor's office, he has a special signal he shines in the sky!it's in the shape of a giant cock

and

Damon Macready: [from trailer] So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy?
Damon Macready: You wanna get a dog?
Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
[laughs]
Mindy Macready: I'm just fucking with you Daddy... I'd love a bench made model 42 butterfly knife!
Damon Macready: [relieved] Oh child... you always knock me for a loop!

[nottheonethatscrazy]

Dan White: Um, say, did you get the invitation to my son's christening? I invited a few of the other supes too.
Harvey Milk: Oh, well, I'll be there!
Dan White: Great! Thanks.
[waves at everyone and leaves]
Dick Pabich: Did he hear you?
Jim Rivaldo: What the fuck?
Anne Kronenberg: Are you going?
Harvey Milk: I would let him christen me if it means he's gonna vote for the gay rights ordinance.
Jim Rivaldo: [as Harvey is talking] I think he can hear you. Jesus.
Harvey Milk: We need allies.
Dick Pabich: I don't think he heard you.
Cleve Jones: Is it just me or is he cute?

-Milk


State Senator John Briggs: It's time to root them out.
Tom Ammiano: And how are you going to determine who's a homosexual?
State Senator John Briggs: My bill outlines procedures for identifying homosexuals.
Tom Ammiano: How? Will you be sucking them off?

-Milk

[Matty]

"Your mother is a fraggin aardvark!"-The Labyrinth

[The Angel Raliel]

Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an Angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an Angel?


I remember the First War, the way the sky burned, the faces of angels destroyed. I saw a third of Heaven's legion banished and the creation of Hell. I stood with my brothers and watched Lucifer Fall. But now my brothers are not brothers, and we have come here where we are mortal to steal the Dark Soul, not yet Lucifer's, to serve our cause. I have always obeyed, but I never thought the War would happen again.

[SomewhatDamaged]

^^ Good movie


Lucie was only a victim. Like all the others. It's so easy to create a victim, young lady, so easy. You lock someone in a dark room. They begin to suffer. You feed that suffering. Methodically, systematically and coldly. And make it last. Your subject goes through a number of states. After a while, their trauma; that small, easily opened crack, makes them see things that don't exist.

Martyrs