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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2008, 07:06:08 AM »
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2008, 07:27:05 AM »
Birds are not plants.
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2008, 11:41:10 AM »
Ah c'mon. Look at a chicken and tell me it has more in common with us than a cabbage.
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2008, 03:19:14 PM »
I suppose you have a point.
But...chickens are abnormal.
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2008, 04:43:25 PM »
A chicken might say the same of you, if you enquired as to its opinion.

That said, its more likely that it would say, "Cluck cluck" or something similar (probably something that sounds like a chicken, because let's face it: No chicken says anything remotely like "Cluck". It's more like "bwaaaak, buk buk buk").
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2008, 04:54:07 PM »
I don't care what the chicken thinks of me!
I JUST WORRY ABOUT THIS VARIETY OF BIRD THAT APPARENTLY GROWS OUT OF THE GROUND.
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2008, 08:53:37 PM »
Good point, and I commend your use of all caps to make it!
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2008, 09:04:07 PM »
I do what I can.
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And it was supposed to be yelling. Kind of.

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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2008, 10:11:50 PM »
I understand that's the idea, though these days it just makes me think of Dinosaur Comics. Especially things God or The Devil say. The thing with the birds growing from the ground is very T Rex anyway.

Anyway getting back to the matter at hand: Why are you afraid of these birds? They might not be evil birds that grow from seeds. They might be a really cheap and easy way to combine gardening and pets, for example. Look at my garden! Here are the leeks. See how well the beetroot is doing this year! This is where I grow the Ospreys. Etc..
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2008, 10:27:59 PM »
Y'all laugh...

If the positions were reversed, 6-foot chickens and 1-foot people.... 

It'd make most horror movies look tame...  There'd be blood and screaming and....   :o
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2008, 09:17:53 AM »
I dunno. Wouldn't the chickens still be dumb shits?

Wouldn't these films mostly consist of people enjoying enormous roast dinners and omelettes?
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2008, 10:08:20 AM »
Don't you find it funny when a "n00b" posts and then everyone comes in and starts their own kind of thread that sometimes has absolutely nothing to do with what the thread's topic is? God, I love this board.
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2008, 12:34:50 PM »
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Re: || Letter to Amanda Palmer ||
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2008, 06:16:47 PM »
Well............. Most Dinosaurs ( particularly the carnivorous, bipedal ones ) were basically birds anyway............ we only perceive them as lizards because of victorian ideas of what dinosaurs were..............Oh........ getting close to answering a silly post with a serious answer.................
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