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[BATTEREDxBRIDExLUVR!]

she dared me

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

Thats what your mom said last night!

[yosmark]

WTF!

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

Well then...

this is rad. 

[imaginary friend]

 

#@!

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

Two blondes walk into a port-o-potty...

[imaginary friend]

...and only one came out!

#@!

[85283-071]

Two blondes walk into a port-o-potty...

I passed my cursor over those words a couple of times. I thought it was a porn link.

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

Two blondes walk into a port-o-potty...

I passed my cursor over those words a couple of times. I thought it was a porn link.

Haha very funny. No I just got bored. 

[BATTEREDxBRIDExLUVR!]

Two blondes walk into a port-o-potty...

I passed my cursor over those words a couple of times. I thought it was a porn link.

Haha very funny. No I just got bored on cam come watch. 

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

Two blondes walk into a port-o-potty...

I passed my cursor over those words a couple of times. I thought it was a porn link.

Haha very funny. No I just got bored on cam come watch. 

tard.

[Mr. Leave Me Alone]

*fails to understand. anything. ever.*

[Merk]

*fails to understand. anything. ever.*

]: ditto.

[buttercup.]

triplets!

[$ethie]

WAIT.

This has been here for like, three months, and I failed to notice it? I was under the impression that there weren't any threads here.

I feel like an idiot.

[eleutheria]

i thought that too
for a while

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

she dared me

She=ME!

[Kovacs]

Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah. It was them? Who'd have thought. Huh.

[buttercup.]

Dooooo doooooo do do do.

[Kovacs]

That's just not true.

[Musings]

You're not true.

[buttercup.]

THE WORLD IS NOT TRUE!

[yosmark]

This thread is so tr00.

[imaginary friend]

...and so bl00 like the rest of the box!

#@!

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

So lets make this the CPT
COOL PERSON THREAD!

[yosmark]

I believe the mods haven't even noticed this thread, we can do whatever we want!!!!

[[CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez]

Fucking nubs.

[yosmark]

Ah! … come on!

[[CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez]

Hehe just kiiiding!

[marie_x]

o.0

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

SEX

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

WITH

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

ME? 

[[CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez]

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL

[marie_x]

lolwut

[VipersGratitude]

not.fucking.twitter

[imaginary friend]

 


#@!

[[CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez]

WTF?!

[rabsy100]

We can be rebellious here right?








...








DONKEY POO!     

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

YEAHHH!!!!!!!

[yosmark]

FUCK YEAHHH!!!!!!!

Fixed.

[NastyEgo]

FUCKHELL YEAHHH!!!!!!!

Fixed.

Fixed.
I don't know why, but I like this song...

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Have you ever just spent days and days and days making up new flavors of...

[[CPCTC]Mrs.Picklez]

PEEEENIS I mean...
uh braaaaains!

[Existential]

i like cheese (:
i also think the girl with the cat whiskers is cute (:

[marie_x]

^^^^^is that me!?!

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

i like cheese (:
i also think the girl with the cat whiskers is cute (:

Seconded!

[Existential]

^^^^^is that me!?!

lol yes it is you xD

[marie_x]

kekeke *blush* i feel so flattered! xD

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Bird flu was sooo 2007...

[Sir_Lex]

bwahahahaha i shalt ruleth  you all.

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Your thinking of Last Poster Wins II

[imaginary friend]

 

#@!

[Jester]

 

Does anyone ever actually use this? ^^

[CeeGBee]

Does anyone ever actually use this? ^^

Only in times of National Emergency.....

...or when they just feel like it.

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

I only just realised this is called "scream of consciousness", not "stream of consciousness".

[marie_x]

 

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

 

[nottheonethatscrazy]

I only just realised this is called "scream of consciousness", not "stream of consciousness".

....me too.
 

[earthshine]

   why do we have a cyclops? none of us has one eye do they?

[CeeGBee]

  why do we have a cyclops? none of us has one eye do they?

I'm not certain...  I wouldn't be terribly shocked if we had someone about with that degree of
visual impairment...  One of our Olde Boxxers, I know, had sight in only one eye (a lovely person,
ohbytheway), but she doesn't visit so much anymore...



Speaking of the Olde Boxxe, does anyone recall someone converting classic (or not-so-classic)
movies to smiley-form....?  I seem to remember Star Wars got the treatment...

[imaginary friend]

it wasn't just one person - there was a whole thread of that shit.

#@!

[CeeGBee]

Well yes, but there was one person who was actually good at it...

[marie_x]

 

[blueukegirl]

I CANNOT WRITE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! 

[CeeGBee]

I CANNOT WRITE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! 

...and yet you wrote that.

I find this comment highly illogical.

[marie_x]

I CANNOT WRITE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! 

...and yet you wrote that.

I find this comment highly illogical.

 

[Jester]

 ‎'One morning my mom was asking me to tidy my room so I threw her on the floor and smashed a dvd player on her head. Then I smacked her ass.'

[meganpaige]

‎'One morning my mom was asking me to tidy my room so I threw her on the floor and smashed a dvd player on her head. Then I smacked her ass.'

Bahahahahaha! This is hilarious.

[imaginary friend]

tell me she called you daddy while you smacked her ass!

even if it's a lie!

 

#@!

[Jester]

This was a comment on some video on youtube that had nothing to do with mums or tidying or anything like that xD
It made me laugh solidly for about 15 minutes, it was so unexpected.

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

^I might just comment on a random video with that now.

[Agonistes]

who the hell keeps approving memberships of all these goddamn spambots?

[Cirque]

Those shoes are kind of nice though...

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Uggs?

Go die.

[my beautiful idiot]

I saw a pair of tealish blue Uggs once. They looked nice enough. I was halfway tempted to buy them.

[The Epigrammic Poultry]

Thank the sweet fucking Third Eye of Vishnu that you didn't.

[Agonistes]

okay, what in gay hell are uggs?  i've heard of them like five times in the past week.  i just now learned how to spell it, and i don't feel like googling.


while i'm asking, what is a 'kagool.'  i don't know how to spell that either.  i feel like it's some british word for hoody, but again.  too lazy to google, and i'm probably spelling it wrong.

[Savannah]

okay, what in gay hell are uggs?  i've heard of them like five times in the past week.  i just now learned how to spell it, and i don't feel like googling.


while i'm asking, what is a 'kagool.'  i don't know how to spell that either.  i feel like it's some british word for hoody, but again.  too lazy to google, and i'm probably spelling it wrong.

i guess it's abbreviated version of ugly boots. they really look ugly. they kinda look like Eskimoan people's snow boots, flat heeled and fluffy.

[Pope Totalfrog]

okay, what in gay hell are uggs?  i've heard of them like five times in the past week.  i just now learned how to spell it, and i don't feel like googling.


while i'm asking, what is a 'kagool.'  i don't know how to spell that either.  i feel like it's some british word for hoody, but again.  too lazy to google, and i'm probably spelling it wrong.

i guess it's abbreviated version of ugly boots. they really look ugly. they kinda look like Eskimoan people's snow boots, flat heeled and fluffy.

Apparently they cripple you.  If you put your children in Uggs when they are young, they will learn to walk funny because they are so oddly shaped.  Also, a girl got on the bus yesterday wearing Uggs and slid about 2m down the bus when it set off.  No grip, whatsoever.  So however much people say 'they're totally hiking boots!' which I've been told, they're NOT.

Uggs are slippers. You are supposed to wear them around the house in winter when no one is looking. They were never intended to be worn outside and definitely never meant to be worn by kids learning to walk (they are hard enough for adults to walk in). And yes they are called uggs because they are so damned ugly.

[meganpaige]

okay, what in gay hell are uggs?  i've heard of them like five times in the past week.  i just now learned how to spell it, and i don't feel like googling.


while i'm asking, what is a 'kagool.'  i don't know how to spell that either.  i feel like it's some british word for hoody, but again.  too lazy to google, and i'm probably spelling it wrong.

Yes, they are awful for your feet and are just hideous, but they are very warm, as they are lined with fur. More often than not in sunny SoCal, we see them worn in this manner, and those of us with more than half a brain want to scream "ARE YOU COLD OR ARE YOU WARM? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING AFTER SNOW BOOTS WITH NO LEG COVERING?!?!" They make me have brain hemorrhages. Even thought I bought and sometimes still wear boots similar to these called Bear Paws. I don't wear them often because of the shitty support, and I usually have my foot all taped up on the inside...



Also, do you mean Kangol?

[Agonistes]

i'm not sure i mean kangol but i bet i do.  frankly i heard the word on abfab first, and both joanna lumley and jennifer saunders pronounce it 'kagool.'  here i'll use it in a sentence; 'saffy, something in a blue kagool is hovering outside the door to talk to you.'  so kangol never occurred to me.  mainly because when those hats were popular like in 1983, they just called them 'kangaroo hats.'  i never knew the name of the brand till now.  icp mentions the hats in a 'song' called 'wtf is happenin now' but they call it 'fisherman hat with the kangaroo.'  k and i'm well aware i won't learn the proper name for anything from icp, nor how fucking magnets work, but i'm just saying.

uggs aren't all that ugly, i dig them, but i generally can't walk in slippers and my boots are like pieces of furniture, not soft.  even my moccasins are knobbly soled.  i can see how you couldn't hike in them.  and dont feel bad.  two and a half decades ago it was moon boots, and then those goddamn fuzzy boots.  and leg warmers.  it's always been some kind of asshole leg equipment to wear with short shorts.

now i am even more confused and i have an icp song stuck in my head.

[Breschau]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

[Agonistes]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

[imaginary friend]

#@!

[VinsanityOrElse]

okay, what in gay hell are uggs?  i've heard of them like five times in the past week.  i just now learned how to spell it, and i don't feel like googling.


while i'm asking, what is a 'kagool.'  i don't know how to spell that either.  i feel like it's some british word for hoody, but again.  too lazy to google, and i'm probably spelling it wrong.

Yes, they are awful for your feet and are just hideous, but they are very warm, as they are lined with fur. More often than not in sunny SoCal, we see them worn in this manner, and those of us with more than half a brain want to scream "ARE YOU COLD OR ARE YOU WARM? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING AFTER SNOW BOOTS WITH NO LEG COVERING?!?!" They make me have brain hemorrhages. Even thought I bought and sometimes still wear boots similar to these called Bear Paws. I don't wear them often because of the shitty support, and I usually have my foot all taped up on the inside...



Also, do you mean Kangol?

OMG Kangol hat!! Samuel L Jackson! Am I black enough to pull off a hat of that caliber?  Aww, I miss Bernie Mac "Dawg...dawg...I'm the lead dawg" .... "come and get your rim job, come get your rim job, come and get your rim job.:   

[Cheddars Cousin]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

[Cirque]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

Men can do them too

[CeeGBee]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   

[Cirque]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   

It's simply for reproduction and even then it is followed by months of deep deep shame.

[imaginary friend]

that's why I date women and not ladies. 

#@!

[Agonistes]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   

clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

[lentower]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   

clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

[Agonistes]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   

clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

if we could all do these things, they wouldn't be so secret?  i am unable to blow smoke rings from any orifice, incidentally.  haven't ever tried to crack a peanut; the salt is a deterrent.

[CeeGBee]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   

clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

if we could all do these things, they wouldn't be so secret?  i am unable to blow smoke rings from any orifice, incidentally.  haven't ever tried to crack a peanut; the salt is a deterrent.

I saw a cartoon once:
A woman (obviously some sort of circus/side-show performer) is at the OB/GYN and he's down
there between her knees saying "Cut the cigarettes from the act or it'll never blow out another
candle"....

[spider21b]

why do i feel like my parents are telling me they might die in about 10 years its making feel really odd!

[CeeGBee]

From about his 55th birthday, my dad has never stopped reminding us that none of his
male ancestors has lived past 63.



My dad will be 84 at the end of August, and while his hearing and
eyesight are @%$*-ed, he's in pretty good health. 

[Agonistes]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   

clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

if we could all do these things, they wouldn't be so secret?  i am unable to blow smoke rings from any orifice, incidentally.  haven't ever tried to crack a peanut; the salt is a deterrent.

I saw a cartoon once:
A woman (obviously some sort of circus/side-show performer) is at the OB/GYN and he's down
there between her knees saying "Cut the cigarettes from the act or it'll never blow out another
candle"....

there was a dancer near here at a now closed club that could blow out a candle.  she could also pick up dollar bills in a most unusual way.  and for people's birthday she lit her nipples on fire and one could blow them out.

[Savannah]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.  

clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

if we could all do these things, they wouldn't be so secret?  i am unable to blow smoke rings from any orifice, incidentally.  haven't ever tried to crack a peanut; the salt is a deterrent.

I saw a cartoon once:
A woman (obviously some sort of circus/side-show performer) is at the OB/GYN and he's down
there between her knees saying "Cut the cigarettes from the act or it'll never blow out another
candle"....

there was a dancer near here at a now closed club that could blow out a candle.  she could also pick up dollar bills in a most unusual way.  and for people's birthday she lit her nipples on fire and one could blow them out.

Wow, if ladies can do these all, then what am i or why can't i do?
Ps: kegel is the exercises we do, not kagool.

[Agonistes]

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).

i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you.

I thought it was a lady exercise...

LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.  

clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

if we could all do these things, they wouldn't be so secret?  i am unable to blow smoke rings from any orifice, incidentally.  haven't ever tried to crack a peanut; the salt is a deterrent.

I saw a cartoon once:
A woman (obviously some sort of circus/side-show performer) is at the OB/GYN and he's down
there between her knees saying "Cut the cigarettes from the act or it'll never blow out another
candle"....

there was a dancer near here at a now closed club that could blow out a candle.  she could also pick up dollar bills in a most unusual way.  and for people's birthday she lit her nipples on fire and one could blow them out.

Wow, if ladies can do these all, then what am i or why can't i do?
Ps: kegel is the exercises we do, not kagool.

nope, we established a kagool was a windbreaker jacket.  kegels, i am doing right now.

the thing i want to know is.....how do you figure out you have these talents?  are you hanging around with friends one day, watching tv, and you say to yourself, 'that candle is getting low.....hey guys, watch this!'  and then they say, 'hey, you should totally do that for money!'  or what?

[JohnnyDBBUK]

Hey Kim Boekbinder made it to the BBC website

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/click_online/9528224.stm

also maybe consider backing this?
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/KimBoekbinder/kim-boekbinder-and-amanda-palmer-such-great-height?ref=spotlight

[imaginary friend]

10:46 PM, November 11, 2018.