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Scream Of Consciousness
« on: November 02, 2008, 08:23:56 PM »

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I do not want to fall into the subtle trap of truly believing I Blog Therefore I Am.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2008, 08:26:34 PM »

Thats what your mom said last night!
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2008, 08:31:57 PM »

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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2008, 11:46:44 PM »

Well then...

this is rad.  :icon_king:
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2008, 02:05:17 PM »

 :pottytrain3:

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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2008, 11:29:22 PM »

Two blondes walk into a port-o-potty...
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2008, 05:57:10 PM »

...and only one came out!

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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2008, 05:43:08 PM »

Two blondes walk into a port-o-potty...

I passed my cursor over those words a couple of times. I thought it was a porn link.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2008, 07:07:13 PM »

Two blondes walk into a port-o-potty...

I passed my cursor over those words a couple of times. I thought it was a porn link.
Haha very funny. No I just got bored.  :uglystupid2:
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 08:27:03 PM »

Two blondes walk into a port-o-potty...

I passed my cursor over those words a couple of times. I thought it was a porn link.
Haha very funny. No I just got bored on cam come watch:uglystupid2:
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2008, 01:07:38 PM »

Two blondes walk into a port-o-potty...

I passed my cursor over those words a couple of times. I thought it was a porn link.
Haha very funny. No I just got bored on cam come watch:uglystupid2:
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2008, 08:38:52 AM »

*fails to understand. anything. ever.*
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2008, 09:40:31 AM »

*fails to understand. anything. ever.*
]: ditto.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2009, 03:35:13 AM »

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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2009, 09:43:01 AM »

WAIT.

This has been here for like, three months, and I failed to notice it? I was under the impression that there weren't any threads here.

I feel like an idiot.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2009, 04:37:48 PM »

i thought that too
for a while
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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2009, 07:27:21 PM »

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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2009, 02:41:34 AM »

Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah. It was them? Who'd have thought. Huh.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2009, 01:24:28 PM »

Dooooo doooooo do do do.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2009, 02:58:40 AM »

That's just not true.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2009, 03:55:10 AM »

You're not true.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2009, 03:46:35 AM »

THE WORLD IS NOT TRUE!
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2009, 12:41:42 AM »

This thread is so tr00.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2009, 10:16:27 AM »

...and so bl00 like the rest of the box!

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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2009, 10:52:16 PM »

So lets make this the CPT
COOL PERSON THREAD!
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2009, 10:53:40 PM »

I believe the mods haven't even noticed this thread, we can do whatever we want!!!! :uglystupid2:
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2009, 11:01:55 PM »

Fucking nubs.
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« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2009, 11:16:12 PM »

Ah! … come on!
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« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2009, 11:16:59 PM »

Hehe just kiiiding!
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2009, 11:20:12 PM »

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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2009, 11:21:57 PM »

SEX
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« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2009, 11:22:16 PM »

WITH
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« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2009, 11:22:32 PM »

ME?  O0
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2009, 11:33:27 PM »

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2009, 05:38:42 AM »

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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2009, 10:16:32 PM »

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« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2009, 01:45:16 PM »

 :pottytrain5:


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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2009, 12:46:47 AM »

WTF?!
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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2009, 01:12:07 PM »

We can be rebellious here right?








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« Reply #39 on: June 22, 2009, 02:51:37 AM »

YEAHHH!!!!!!!

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« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2009, 09:27:34 AM »

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« Reply #41 on: June 22, 2009, 08:03:23 PM »

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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #42 on: August 15, 2009, 11:33:44 PM »

Have you ever just spent days and days and days making up new flavors of...
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« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2009, 02:37:16 AM »

PEEEENIS I mean...
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« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2009, 11:27:29 AM »

i like cheese (:
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« Reply #45 on: September 28, 2009, 09:46:02 PM »

^^^^^is that me!?!
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« Reply #46 on: September 29, 2009, 06:00:21 AM »

i like cheese (:
i also think the girl with the cat whiskers is cute (:

Seconded! :P
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« Reply #47 on: September 29, 2009, 06:02:30 AM »

^^^^^is that me!?!
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« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2009, 01:40:01 AM »

kekeke *blush* i feel so flattered! xD
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« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2009, 07:28:36 PM »



Bird flu was sooo 2007...
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« Reply #50 on: December 22, 2009, 02:17:45 AM »

bwahahahaha i shalt ruleth  you all.
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« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2010, 01:20:26 PM »

Your thinking of Last Poster Wins II
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« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2010, 02:10:14 PM »

 :toothy1:

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« Reply #53 on: April 13, 2010, 05:44:31 PM »

 :brushteeth:

Does anyone ever actually use this? ^^
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« Reply #54 on: April 13, 2010, 08:13:08 PM »

:brushteeth:

Does anyone ever actually use this? ^^
Only in times of National Emergency.....

...or when they just feel like it.
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« Reply #55 on: April 13, 2010, 08:31:34 PM »

I only just realised this is called "scream of consciousness", not "stream of consciousness".
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« Reply #56 on: June 14, 2010, 04:07:37 AM »

 :whip2: :hal: :sign17: :spam4: :iroc: :violent4: :dog: :dark1: :just: :thumbsup: :wav: :blob6:
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« Reply #57 on: June 14, 2010, 02:53:56 PM »

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« Reply #58 on: June 14, 2010, 03:01:40 PM »

I only just realised this is called "scream of consciousness", not "stream of consciousness".
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« Reply #59 on: June 14, 2010, 03:06:43 PM »

 :fucyc:  :fucyc: :fucyc: :fucyc: why do we have a cyclops? none of us has one eye do they?
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« Reply #60 on: June 14, 2010, 03:27:29 PM »

:fucyc:  :fucyc: :fucyc: :fucyc: why do we have a cyclops? none of us has one eye do they?
I'm not certain...  I wouldn't be terribly shocked if we had someone about with that degree of
visual impairment...  One of our Olde Boxxers, I know, had sight in only one eye (a lovely person,
ohbytheway), but she doesn't visit so much anymore...



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« Reply #61 on: June 17, 2010, 12:14:20 AM »

it wasn't just one person - there was a whole thread of that shit.

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« Reply #62 on: June 17, 2010, 07:37:22 PM »

Well yes, but there was one person who was actually good at it...
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« Reply #63 on: June 19, 2010, 12:29:21 AM »

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« Reply #64 on: July 06, 2010, 04:35:30 AM »

I CANNOT WRITE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!  :violent5:
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« Reply #65 on: July 07, 2010, 12:33:29 AM »

I CANNOT WRITE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!  :violent5:

...and yet you wrote that.

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« Reply #66 on: July 29, 2010, 02:28:50 AM »

I CANNOT WRITE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!  :violent5:

...and yet you wrote that.

I find this comment highly illogical.


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« Reply #67 on: August 07, 2010, 10:26:38 AM »

 ‎'One morning my mom was asking me to tidy my room so I threw her on the floor and smashed a dvd player on her head. Then I smacked her ass.'

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« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2010, 12:32:45 PM »

‎'One morning my mom was asking me to tidy my room so I threw her on the floor and smashed a dvd player on her head. Then I smacked her ass.'



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« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2010, 12:33:54 PM »

tell me she called you daddy while you smacked her ass!

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« Reply #70 on: August 08, 2010, 02:46:18 PM »

This was a comment on some video on youtube that had nothing to do with mums or tidying or anything like that xD
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« Reply #71 on: August 16, 2010, 04:01:22 PM »

^I might just comment on a random video with that now.
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« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2011, 03:04:11 PM »

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« Reply #73 on: January 06, 2011, 06:28:45 PM »

Those shoes are kind of nice though...

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« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2011, 09:20:06 PM »

Uggs?

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« Reply #75 on: January 06, 2011, 10:13:21 PM »

I saw a pair of tealish blue Uggs once. They looked nice enough. I was halfway tempted to buy them.



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« Reply #76 on: January 17, 2011, 01:20:05 PM »

Thank the sweet fucking Third Eye of Vishnu that you didn't.
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« Reply #77 on: January 18, 2011, 02:12:22 AM »

okay, what in gay hell are uggs?  i've heard of them like five times in the past week.  i just now learned how to spell it, and i don't feel like googling.


while i'm asking, what is a 'kagool.'  i don't know how to spell that either.  i feel like it's some british word for hoody, but again.  too lazy to google, and i'm probably spelling it wrong.
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« Reply #78 on: January 18, 2011, 07:47:26 AM »

okay, what in gay hell are uggs?  i've heard of them like five times in the past week.  i just now learned how to spell it, and i don't feel like googling.


while i'm asking, what is a 'kagool.'  i don't know how to spell that either.  i feel like it's some british word for hoody, but again.  too lazy to google, and i'm probably spelling it wrong.

i guess it's abbreviated version of ugly boots. they really look ugly. they kinda look like Eskimoan people's snow boots, flat heeled and fluffy.
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« Reply #79 on: January 18, 2011, 02:52:11 PM »

okay, what in gay hell are uggs?  i've heard of them like five times in the past week.  i just now learned how to spell it, and i don't feel like googling.


while i'm asking, what is a 'kagool.'  i don't know how to spell that either.  i feel like it's some british word for hoody, but again.  too lazy to google, and i'm probably spelling it wrong.

i guess it's abbreviated version of ugly boots. they really look ugly. they kinda look like Eskimoan people's snow boots, flat heeled and fluffy.

Apparently they cripple you.  If you put your children in Uggs when they are young, they will learn to walk funny because they are so oddly shaped.  Also, a girl got on the bus yesterday wearing Uggs and slid about 2m down the bus when it set off.  No grip, whatsoever.  So however much people say 'they're totally hiking boots!' which I've been told, they're NOT.
Uggs are slippers. You are supposed to wear them around the house in winter when no one is looking. They were never intended to be worn outside and definitely never meant to be worn by kids learning to walk (they are hard enough for adults to walk in). And yes they are called uggs because they are so damned ugly.
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« Reply #80 on: January 19, 2011, 12:04:18 AM »

okay, what in gay hell are uggs?  i've heard of them like five times in the past week.  i just now learned how to spell it, and i don't feel like googling.


while i'm asking, what is a 'kagool.'  i don't know how to spell that either.  i feel like it's some british word for hoody, but again.  too lazy to google, and i'm probably spelling it wrong.

Yes, they are awful for your feet and are just hideous, but they are very warm, as they are lined with fur. More often than not in sunny SoCal, we see them worn in this manner, and those of us with more than half a brain want to scream "ARE YOU COLD OR ARE YOU WARM? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING AFTER SNOW BOOTS WITH NO LEG COVERING?!?!" They make me have brain hemorrhages. Even thought I bought and sometimes still wear boots similar to these called Bear Paws. I don't wear them often because of the shitty support, and I usually have my foot all taped up on the inside...



Also, do you mean Kangol?
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« Reply #81 on: January 19, 2011, 11:05:05 AM »

i'm not sure i mean kangol but i bet i do.  frankly i heard the word on abfab first, and both joanna lumley and jennifer saunders pronounce it 'kagool.'  here i'll use it in a sentence; 'saffy, something in a blue kagool is hovering outside the door to talk to you.'  so kangol never occurred to me.  mainly because when those hats were popular like in 1983, they just called them 'kangaroo hats.'  i never knew the name of the brand till now.  icp mentions the hats in a 'song' called 'wtf is happenin now' but they call it 'fisherman hat with the kangaroo.'  k and i'm well aware i won't learn the proper name for anything from icp, nor how fucking magnets work, but i'm just saying.

uggs aren't all that ugly, i dig them, but i generally can't walk in slippers and my boots are like pieces of furniture, not soft.  even my moccasins are knobbly soled.  i can see how you couldn't hike in them.  and dont feel bad.  two and a half decades ago it was moon boots, and then those goddamn fuzzy boots.  and leg warmers.  it's always been some kind of asshole leg equipment to wear with short shorts.

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« Reply #82 on: January 19, 2011, 11:14:28 AM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
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« Reply #83 on: January 19, 2011, 11:15:12 AM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:
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« Reply #84 on: March 13, 2011, 11:56:35 AM »

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« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2011, 12:17:10 AM »

okay, what in gay hell are uggs?  i've heard of them like five times in the past week.  i just now learned how to spell it, and i don't feel like googling.


while i'm asking, what is a 'kagool.'  i don't know how to spell that either.  i feel like it's some british word for hoody, but again.  too lazy to google, and i'm probably spelling it wrong.

Yes, they are awful for your feet and are just hideous, but they are very warm, as they are lined with fur. More often than not in sunny SoCal, we see them worn in this manner, and those of us with more than half a brain want to scream "ARE YOU COLD OR ARE YOU WARM? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING AFTER SNOW BOOTS WITH NO LEG COVERING?!?!" They make me have brain hemorrhages. Even thought I bought and sometimes still wear boots similar to these called Bear Paws. I don't wear them often because of the shitty support, and I usually have my foot all taped up on the inside...



Also, do you mean Kangol?


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« Reply #86 on: May 17, 2011, 10:52:37 AM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...

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« Reply #87 on: May 17, 2011, 12:43:08 PM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...

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« Reply #88 on: May 17, 2011, 12:45:41 PM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...
LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   >:(
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« Reply #89 on: May 17, 2011, 06:23:48 PM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...
LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   >:(

It's simply for reproduction and even then it is followed by months of deep deep shame.

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« Reply #90 on: May 18, 2011, 03:06:51 PM »

that's why I date women and not ladies.  8)

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« Reply #91 on: May 18, 2011, 10:40:20 PM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...
LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   >:(
clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.
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« Reply #92 on: May 18, 2011, 11:35:10 PM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...
LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   >:(
clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

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« Reply #93 on: May 19, 2011, 10:36:55 AM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...
LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   >:(
clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

if we could all do these things, they wouldn't be so secret?  i am unable to blow smoke rings from any orifice, incidentally.  haven't ever tried to crack a peanut; the salt is a deterrent.
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« Reply #94 on: May 19, 2011, 01:19:11 PM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...
LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   >:(
clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

if we could all do these things, they wouldn't be so secret?  i am unable to blow smoke rings from any orifice, incidentally.  haven't ever tried to crack a peanut; the salt is a deterrent.
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« Reply #95 on: May 28, 2011, 12:11:49 AM »

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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #96 on: May 28, 2011, 12:29:21 AM »

From about his 55th birthday, my dad has never stopped reminding us that none of his
male ancestors has lived past 63.



My dad will be 84 at the end of August, and while his hearing and
eyesight are @%$*-ed, he's in pretty good health.  :dontknow:
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #97 on: May 28, 2011, 02:02:30 AM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...
LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   >:(
clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

if we could all do these things, they wouldn't be so secret?  i am unable to blow smoke rings from any orifice, incidentally.  haven't ever tried to crack a peanut; the salt is a deterrent.
I saw a cartoon once:
A woman (obviously some sort of circus/side-show performer) is at the OB/GYN and he's down
there between her knees saying "Cut the cigarettes from the act or it'll never blow out another
candle"....

there was a dancer near here at a now closed club that could blow out a candle.  she could also pick up dollar bills in a most unusual way.  and for people's birthday she lit her nipples on fire and one could blow them out.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #98 on: May 28, 2011, 02:09:03 AM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...
LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   >:(
clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

if we could all do these things, they wouldn't be so secret?  i am unable to blow smoke rings from any orifice, incidentally.  haven't ever tried to crack a peanut; the salt is a deterrent.
I saw a cartoon once:
A woman (obviously some sort of circus/side-show performer) is at the OB/GYN and he's down
there between her knees saying "Cut the cigarettes from the act or it'll never blow out another
candle"....

there was a dancer near here at a now closed club that could blow out a candle.  she could also pick up dollar bills in a most unusual way.  and for people's birthday she lit her nipples on fire and one could blow them out.

Wow, if ladies can do these all, then what am i or why can't i do?
Ps: kegel is the exercises we do, not kagool.
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Re: Scream Of Consciousness
« Reply #99 on: May 28, 2011, 02:22:18 AM »

A kagool is a lightweight waterproof jacket.  For some reason I associate them with the Welsh.

I have no idea if kagool is the correct spelling, or if there even is a correct spelling (if there is, I suspect nobody cares or makes an effort to use it).
i THOUGHT it was a jacket, thank you. :headbang:

I thought it was a lady exercise...
LADIES don't do that kind of exercize, because they know that sex is dirty and should never,
under any circumstances, be "fun" or "pleasurable" or anything like that.   >:(
clearly you don't know the same ladies i do, who can blow smoke rings and crack peanuts if they wanted to, but they are too refined to brag.

i've always expected that the fact they can all do these things is
one of the deep dark secrets that gals keep from the guys

; - }

if we could all do these things, they wouldn't be so secret?  i am unable to blow smoke rings from any orifice, incidentally.  haven't ever tried to crack a peanut; the salt is a deterrent.
I saw a cartoon once:
A woman (obviously some sort of circus/side-show performer) is at the OB/GYN and he's down
there between her knees saying "Cut the cigarettes from the act or it'll never blow out another
candle"....

there was a dancer near here at a now closed club that could blow out a candle.  she could also pick up dollar bills in a most unusual way.  and for people's birthday she lit her nipples on fire and one could blow them out.

Wow, if ladies can do these all, then what am i or why can't i do?
Ps: kegel is the exercises we do, not kagool.
nope, we established a kagool was a windbreaker jacket.  kegels, i am doing right now.

the thing i want to know is.....how do you figure out you have these talents?  are you hanging around with friends one day, watching tv, and you say to yourself, 'that candle is getting low.....hey guys, watch this!'  and then they say, 'hey, you should totally do that for money!'  or what?
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