i'm not sure i mean kangol but i bet i do. frankly i heard the word on abfab first, and both joanna lumley and jennifer saunders pronounce it 'kagool.' here i'll use it in a sentence; 'saffy, something in a blue kagool is hovering outside the door to talk to you.' so kangol never occurred to me. mainly because when those hats were popular like in 1983, they just called them 'kangaroo hats.' i never knew the name of the brand till now. icp mentions the hats in a 'song' called 'wtf is happenin now' but they call it 'fisherman hat with the kangaroo.' k and i'm well aware i won't learn the proper name for anything from icp, nor how fucking magnets work, but i'm just saying.
uggs aren't all that ugly, i dig them, but i generally can't walk in slippers and my boots are like pieces of furniture, not soft. even my moccasins are knobbly soled. i can see how you couldn't hike in them. and dont feel bad. two and a half decades ago it was moon boots, and then those goddamn fuzzy boots. and leg warmers. it's always been some kind of asshole leg equipment to wear with short shorts.
now i am even more confused and i have an icp song stuck in my head.