I got dressed up properly for the first time in aaaaaages to see Watchmen. I AM WEARING MAKE UP. I HAVEN'T WORN MAKE UP IN A YEAR. I SHAVED MY LEGS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE MONTHS OR SOMETHING. I also think I look hideously, hideously fat.
HELL YES LOOK AT THIS SEXY ASS BITCH
Oh yeah, my necklace is a scorpion: