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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2008, 02:07:00 AM »

In can also completely dislocate all my fingers, bend them all the way backwards and rotate my right wrist 360 degrees....
it has to do with having hyper-elastic connective tissue.... all my joints are somewhat floaty and loose... but as I get older they are starting to be a lot tighter.... my back still sounds like a machine gun every morning though, and clunking vertebre around is probably not a brilliant idea..... when I was a kid, If I hung from a climbing frame (assuming my arms did not dislocate first) I would get wierd electrical feelings in my lower back as my vertebre dislocated.... probably not good
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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2008, 02:09:00 AM »

In can also completely dislocate all my fingers, bend them all the way backwards and rotate my right wrist 360 degrees....
it has to do with having hyper-elastic connective tissue.... all my joints are somewhat floaty and loose... but as I get older they are starting to be a lot tighter.... my back still sounds like a machine gun every morning though, and clunking vertebre around is probably not a brilliant idea..... when I was a kid, If I hung from a climbing frame (assuming my arms did not dislocate first) I would get wierd electrical feelings in my lower back as my vertebre dislocated.... probably not good

Yeah that doesn't sound good. Hyper-elastic connective tissue. Reminds me of a superpower for some reason.
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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2008, 02:12:28 AM »

only not really that useful! I suppose that if I had bothered with gymnastics at school I could have been a great contortionist/ escape artist/ gymnast..... but I didn't so I am just an odd bendy artist who works in a toy shop and habitually wears 18th century clothes.... and is possibly one of the top Lovecraft experts in the UK
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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2008, 06:25:09 PM »

Does this include internal organs? Can we like, reach in, pull out some innards and toss them at people without worrying about internal bleeding? If so, I totally wanna throw my liver at people and pelt children with my ovaries.
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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2008, 01:32:52 AM »

Does this include internal organs? Can we like, reach in, pull out some innards and toss them at people without worrying about internal bleeding? If so, I totally wanna throw my liver at people and pelt children with my ovaries.

Fear my Ovarian Wrath?
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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2008, 04:05:28 AM »

Does this include internal organs? Can we like, reach in, pull out some innards and toss them at people without worrying about internal bleeding? If so, I totally wanna throw my liver at people and pelt children with my ovaries.

Fear my Ovarian Wrath?

Exactly. A most powerful wrath it is.
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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2008, 08:11:01 AM »

definitely my tongue. imagine the uproar
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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2009, 02:26:50 PM »

My heart. Maximum impact for when someone dumps you. Or marries you. Whatever, it'd be awesome.
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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2009, 01:33:31 PM »

I would totally like just rip out my Kidney's and use them as nun-chucks. I mean that would be killer. :headbang:
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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2009, 01:40:02 PM »

I would totally like just rip out my Kidney's and use them as nun-chucks. I mean that would be killer. :headbang:

CNN story  (and that's all I'm gonna say about that...)
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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2009, 02:06:48 PM »

I would totally like just rip out my Kidney's and use them as nun-chucks. I mean that would be killer. :headbang:

CNN story  (and that's all I'm gonna say about that...)

Because of you I have found my calling. I will become a superhero, who rips out her Kidneys, through her vagina and uses them as nun-chucks.

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Re: This question has been praying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2009, 02:07:29 PM »

I would totally like just rip out my Kidney's and use them as nun-chucks. I mean that would be killer. :headbang:

CNN story  (and that's all I'm gonna say about that...)

Quote from: CNN
A kidney weighs approximately one pound and is roughly the size of a clenched hand.


A fisting for the greater good?  Um, no.
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Re: This question has been preying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2009, 07:23:15 PM »

I think my spine could be hilarious to rip out. Hilariously painful. I'll writhe around for a little bit until it grows back and then crack my spine like a whip.

I so wish it would work lke that.
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Re: This question has been preying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2009, 04:37:57 PM »

my right hand..... it almost detatches anyway.... always felt it would be fun to disconnect it and send it on random missions

Oh my gosh, isn't that in a movie?? Like, the addams family or something?
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Re: This question has been preying on me for at least three days.
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2009, 05:27:44 PM »

my right hand..... it almost detatches anyway.... always felt it would be fun to disconnect it and send it on random missions

Oh my gosh, isn't that in a movie?? Like, the addams family or something?
In the addams fmaily they do have a hand, also in Idle Hands the guys gets a demonic hand and chops it off. Then it runs around and kills people.
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