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Ann Coulter
« on: December 25, 2008, 04:29:23 PM »

I've never read any of her books, but I do know she shaves her armpits. I'm rather intimidated by her "image" to read her books and judge whether her reasoning is sound.

Costco had an ad for her book in their monthly magazine. How's that for having an agenda, eh?

What about you? What do you think of her? Seeing this is the Shadowbox...
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2008, 04:43:24 PM »

I won't tell you what Hammel on trial says in 'Coulter's Snatch'!!! lol  :o
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2008, 04:51:52 PM »

Actually I will...


Coulter's Snatch- Hammel On Trial

We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight

I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication

That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think

I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it

Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it

I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this

Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot

There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia

You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.

You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
Right, right, right, right
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2008, 05:52:16 PM »

Ann's idiocy doesn't belong in Grey Matters.  There's nothing grey about it.

She's stupid.  She makes any group of people she might actually represent look bad in the worst way.  I don't give two shits if she shaves or not, because the bitch still stinks like old shit and cabbage.  If I heard she got into a horrible accident that maimed her badly, I wouldn't bat an eyelash.  She's a pox on society, and purely speaks derisively to capture an audience.

I wouldn't piss on fire to put her out.
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2008, 12:09:08 AM »

I've never read any of her books, but I do know she shaves her armpits. I'm rather intimidated by her "image" to read her books and judge whether her reasoning is sound.

It isn't....

Basically, she gets off on being a Republican/"Conservative" attack bitch.  She writes columns,
books, probably blogs... whatever, for no other reason than to piss people off.  I'll grant that
she's prettier than, say, Rush Limbaugh, but she makes even less sense. 
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2008, 12:13:12 AM »

I'm just a cream puff. I'm awful at seeing through the "brainless attack dog" image, really. What are the tactics used by people like her? I'm guessing her arguments don't have that much meat to them and she uses unjustified guilt.
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2008, 10:18:00 AM »

No comment.

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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2008, 04:27:57 PM »

No comment.

Seeing this is the Shadowbox...
Seriously, here on the rather left-leaning 'Box, or in any other context...

There's reasonable disagreement among informed adults, even about fairly fundamental issues...

Then there's Ann Coulter.  I could name any number of Lefties who don't make any sense either,
but from any branch of the political spectrum, there are mighty few who can match her for spite,
meanness, and ad hominem attacks when factual arguments are lacking.
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2008, 05:16:54 PM »

No comment.

Seeing this is the Shadowbox...
Seriously, here on the rather left-leaning 'Box, or in any other context...

There's reasonable disagreement among informed adults, even about fairly fundamental issues...

Then there's Ann Coulter.  I could tell you all about Michael Moore, but he's no where near as bad, or disgusting.  That's like comparing Syphillis to Crabs.
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2008, 01:29:32 PM »

Ann Coulter is a right-wing, ignorant, bigoted nutter.

Like Pat Robertson, but female and looks like Gillian McKeith (also an ignorant nutter).
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2009, 01:23:27 AM »

I'd like an in-a-nutshell summary of her latest book. ahem. I'd rather not open it...
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2009, 02:05:53 AM »

She doesn't think women should be allowed to vote XD
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2009, 09:19:48 AM »

I went on her website, and she has some "interesting advertisement"

It's a T-shirt company and the two examples are:

OBAMA with Mickey Mouse ears

And a shirt saying "I'd rather be waterboarding"
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2009, 01:32:59 AM »

I went on her website, and she has some "interesting advertisement"

It's a T-shirt company and the two examples are:

OBAMA with Mickey Mouse ears

And a shirt saying "I'd rather be waterboarding"
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he was tortured as a POW...   WHAT THE HELL!?!?!

I'm all for party loyalty, but when your guy screws up, just admit it, let him take his lumps,
and make sure he sees how it hurts the whole party; don't make the whole party complicit
after the fact...
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Re: Ann Coulter
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2009, 01:53:44 AM »

Ann Coulter is everything that is wrong with the world.
I've read two of her books, it's like the Twilight Zone.
ALSO, my high school journalism nemesis was in all kinds of sickly republican love with her.
GOD, I HATE HER SO MUCH!
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